a r e u m

My name is Aruem Kim. I'm 17 years old and I'm an internet noob.

Yes, internet noob is a great name to be called.

When my friends and classmates and my whole entire school found out that I never had owned a technologic device until I was 16, they were more than shocked. I became the laughing stock and when it came to knowledge about phones, I would always be the one that struggled the most.

Why am I afraid to talk to strangers on the internet you ask?

Well, long story short, I did. But it didn't turn out well.

I needed advice, so I searched it up and it came up with this app. It seemed promising enough.

But I was wrong.

And now I'm here, talking to this judgemental piece of crap on a screen.

seungkwan: w0t

areumisswag: i already told you

seungkwan: yeah i know but srsly???? how r u even talking to me now if ur scared???2?

areumisswag: because i thought i was going to get advice..?

seungkwan: advice lol wat do u mean

seungkwan: do u need glasses because u just downloaded the wrong app

areumisswag: but its called advice giving app??

seungkwan: did u even look at the pictures?

areumisswag: i will now

I exited out of the app and searched it on the App Store again. This time, I glanced at the pictures and facepalmed.

Why didn't they change the name before changing the app to a socialising app?!

areumisswag: bye im deleting myself from this world

seungkwan: wAIT AREUMISSW-

I turned off my phone and threw it onto my bed, huffing in frustration.

"Ugh! What a freaking jerk! He should just go die in a ho-"

"Who are you talking about, Areum?" Mum said as she stopped in the doorway of my bedroom, raising an eyebrow.

"Uh, I'm talking about Jun. You know how much he gets on my nerves." I pout as I successfully lie. Mum nodded slowly before leaving. Remind me not to talk about strangers on the internet out loud.

But seriously, Jun wants me to dive head first into concrete.

I woke up with a yawn, turning over to see my phone. Unlocking it, I quickly shut my eyes again due to the blinding light emitting from the screen. As my vision starts to focus, a notification pops up.

'You have 17 new notifications'

What? Who wanted to talk to me so badly that they left 17 messages?

I internally sigh before pressing on it, rolling my eyes as I see the username.

seungkwan: hello

seungkwan: are u ded

seungkwan: i think ur dead

seungkwan: may areum rest in peace

seungkwan: 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

seungkwan: 🍑🍑🍑🍑

seungkwan: 🍑 ur a peach

seungkwan: peaches look like butts

seungkwan: so technically ur a butt

seungkwan: helllllllllll

seungkwan: o

seungkwan: lol oops i forgot the o

seungkwan: y arent u replying

seungkwan: wwwowowowowoslskskxmmcfjfjdnsmaajjaa

seungkwan: fine

seungkwan: if ur gonna ignore me, then im gonna ignore u

seungkwan: diva boonon out

areumisswag: oh my god

seungkwan: wOT U REPLIED U HAVENT DIED

areumisswag: no.........

areumisswag: i went to sleep like a normal person

seungkwan: so r u saying im not a normal person

areumisswag: yes

seungkwan: fck u

areumisswag: dont be rude im probably older than u

areumisswag: respect ur elders u disrespctful kid

seungkwan: WA T

seungkwan: im only 17 (i only got a few dollars)

areumisswag: same. what month?

seungkwan: what do u mean what month

areumisswag: r u stupid

seungkwan: maybe

areumisswag: what month were u born

seungkwan: january

areumisswag: damn. im born in may

seungkwan: lol what a loser

seungkwan: now you'll have to call me oppa ;)

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ew no seungkwan ur becoming a fckboi
p.s super long chapter bc im generous