Math Questions

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*Emma*

If my math class could ask half as many intelligent questions as the stupid ones, we'd be a whole lot smarter.

The other day, we were going over the homework. My math teacher, Mrs. Jones, said, "Any questions?" (I have a different math teacher from Jacki since I'm in PAP math and she's in Advanced.)

Steve, who sits next to me, raised his hand. We had made this foldable earlier. He picked it up and said, "Does this look like a Minecraft guy?" He jiggled it around and we burst into laughter.

A few days later, we, again, were going over the homework. When asked for questions, Xavier spotted the teacher's thermos full of Kool-Aid. He raised his hand and asked, "Can I have some of your Kool-Aid?"

Mrs. Jones smirked and shook her head, no. Steve asked, "Is it good?"

She shrugged, "I guess. I mean, it's Kool-Aid."

A few days later, Steve went up to solve a problem on the warm-up. It was "What is 40% of 24?"

He proceeded to answer, "67."

We laughed and laughed.

"Oh, whoops! I had a brainfart!" he called.

"Your whole brain is a fart," I replied.

How can the smartest person I know also be the stupidest?

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