1. [Sand Sculpture Copywriting]: Xia Changdian followed Qian Erbai through countless worlds, and every time he woke up in a different world with his eyes smeared, but he could always find Qian Erbai accurately. The system Lu Liuliu expressed doubts about this. Xia Changdian nestled in Qian Erbai's arms, with a deep expression on his face: "This is the power of love." Uncle Qian pampered his dull hair, seeming to agree. Many years later, Xia Changdian accidentally lost his memory, but he still recognized Qian Erbai at a glance in the bathhouse, and Lu Liuliu finally understood: the power of farts, you are greedy for his body!
2. [Copy for Mystery Version]: Although Xia Changdian has followed Qian Erbai through the five worlds, he still has a trace of uneasiness - he is just an ordinary aborigine in a low-level plane, not a child of luck, and has no system gold Finger, the extraordinary at this time is just relying on his brother Bai's interest in him, will one day this interest disappear, and he will be beaten back to his original shape? One day he finally asked this question: "Brother, can I stay with you all the time?" Qian Erbai said: "Of course." "Why?" Xia Changdian suppressed his excitement, but still had doubts in his heart. Qian Erbai looked at his lover tenderly, his eyes were as deep as a stream. After a while, he held the other person's face and kissed him, then smiled and sighed: "Because you are my half life." Thinking of completing the task and experiencing the joy of having grandchildren, how can you imagine that a child will become a daughter-in-law if you pamper her! I paid off the romantic debt I owed by myself, so I had to carry my little daughter-in-law with me. The first day with his daughter-in-law on a mission—— System: "Congratulations to the host, the mission has been successfully completed! You can open the next world at any time!" Looking at the loving little daughter-in-law in his arms, Qian Erbai seemed to have seen the The "cheat warning" from the headquarters...
4. [One-sentence copywriting]: After traveling in various time and space for too long, the "Mr. ), earnestly speak the truth in every world, promote righteousness, and establish a new style. Content tags: Unlimited streaming system sweet text whimsical Search keywords: Protagonist: Qian Erbai, ┃ Supporting roles: Xia Changdian, Lu Liuliu┃ Others:
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"So my task is to wait for my task object to hook me up?"
Qian Erbai nestled on the beanbag sofa, crushed the potato chips and poured them into his mouth with his neck upturned, the potato chip residues and seasonings flowed down the open door The mouths of the packaging bags flew down one after another, covering his face. He patted the powder on his face and got oily in his hand. He picked up the t-shirt with the swimsuit Hatsune printed on his body and wiped it off. While chewing potato chips, he chatted vaguely with the system in his mind.
"Yes, dear." The system replied happily.
Since assisting Qian Erbai in the last world to become an e-commerce giant to reach the pinnacle of life, it has mastered the e-commerce customer service language system and successfully replaced its original mechanical voice, in order to better serve the host , and help the host maintain full enthusiasm to devote himself to the work of each world.
In this regard, its host, Mr. Qian Erbai, has different opinions, but obviously, the opinions of the customers have not been adopted.
Qian Erbai unscrewed another bottle of Coke, gulped down half the bottle, brewed it for a while, let out a long and loud belch, touched his big belly that was spread evenly across the sofa, and there was no sign of it on his face Happy and angry. "Then who is my task target?"
"I don't know, dear~" The system even used code to print an image of Pikachu with his head tilted and placed it in front of Qian Erbai's eyes.
"Then what do you know?" Qian Erbai pushed his fleshy body to do wave movements, and thought it was quite interesting, and he had never become so fat after experiencing four or five worlds.
"You know a lot, I don't know which one you want to know?" The system is already a mature after-sales customer service, and it doesn't care about the after-sales.
Thoroughly familiar with the new body, Qian Erbai tried his best to roll off the sofa, the lazy sofa was too soft, and his back hurt from lying on it—if this body had one.
He wasn't quite used to the Taobao system of the system for a while, but he didn't ask for it to be changed. After working together for so long, it has been at least three or four hundred years in the earth's history. He has transformed from a gloomy and violent boy to I have become a Buddhist old man who doesn't worry about everything and only has three upright views. Tongzi has upgraded to now also has a sense of autonomy. He doesn't want to destroy human beings, don't want to rule the world, and just wants to be a happy customer service girl. All right.
So Uncle Qian said: "Then give me my current identity information."
"Okay, dear. The identity information has been transmitted, please accept it. If you are satisfied with the service, please give the same five-star praise, thank you dear~" The system threw a message This virtual booklet with a leopard print cover has two flashing characters: "Top Secret".
Rao Qian Erbai is a well-informed old man, and at this time he was also shocked by the system's high-profile behavior. Opening the book, a person's experience from birth to the present is detailed and developed according to time. There are four hundred pages thick, and there is a bracket on the last page, which says "to be continued".
The system, which has been waiting patiently since throwing out the book, saw that the host finally showed a surprised expression, and immediately ran out proudly: "Surprised or unexpected, this upgrade has developed more functions and updated the database. One of the most notable features is the ability to materialize data information, although there are only avatars now, but the touch and use are completely consistent with the real thing~ just upgrade once more and it will be fully materialized! Are you happy, host?"
Qian Erbai was holding that virtual book that looked like a dictionary, and the self-cultivation accumulated for hundreds of years was almost ruined, and he just wanted to materialize the whole thing and make it a fool.
He took a deep breath and smiled "kindly": "Happy, I'm so happy that I'm about to pass out."
After all, Tongzi is still Tongzi, and he can't fully understand the art of human language. Hearing this, he exploded two data fireworks excitedly: "Tong is also very happy, by the way, Tong also downloaded a lot of beautiful schoolbag virtual skins, such as this flashy The leopard print is selected according to the popular elements on the earth in recent years, so that the host can better experience the reality and fun of reading."
Qian Erbai: "... really thoughtful."
He raised his hand and clicked in the air. After a few times, he pretended to light up five stars, coaxed the system offline with a "gentle" attitude, and then heaved a long sigh—the system is called an intelligent machine, how can the simulated functions develop more and more towards the direction of artificial mental retardation? A book, when do you want to read it...
Qian Erbai read the life of the new identity at a glance, trying not to think about the total number of words in the book.
This is the 23-year short life of a fat house named Jobpes.
At 3 o'clock in the morning on August 25, 1990, Qiao Beisi was born in the second operating room of Tang City First Hospital. , screaming like a mosquito, and it didn't make him cry louder when the blood was drawn.
Qiao's father, Qiao's mother, Qiao's grandma felt sorry for his lack of womb, and almost entered the incubator at birth. Qiaobeisi was fed with accumulated food, and he was covered with tire meat at a young age.
She's cute even when she's chubby, white and chubby, and her relatives, friends and neighbors like to pinch her little face, touch her belly, and compliment her on "he's so strong" and "well-raised".
At the age of memory, it is time to go to school. At this time, children have just formed the concept of beauty and ugliness, and have no concept of good and evil. It is the time when they are innocent and cruel.
They can say hurtful things like "You are a fat pig, we don't want to play with you" with a pure face, but they don't feel wronged at all, and they don't feel guilty; Encourage other children to take part in this as a new game; be able to spit at the child, throw stones, and hide the child's lunch to make him hungry.
Only three-year-old Qiao Beisi is becoming less and less fond of going to kindergarten, and unwilling to play with children of the same age.
Qiao's father and mother are busy with work, and they are on business trips all year round, so Qiao Beisi is left in the care of Qiao's grandma who is retired at home.
Grandma is keen on studying all kinds of delicacies, and is committed to feeding her grandson to be fatter. She only thinks that Xiao Qiaobei is too young and too dependent on her family. Since her grandson doesn't like to go to kindergarten, she simply doesn't go up.
Xiao Qiaobei, who stayed at home and only ate and did not exercise, was getting fatter and fatter. When he reached the age of elementary school, his eyes were crowded out by the flesh on his face. His whole body was like a meatball, and he moved more slowly. It takes a long time to take two or three steps.
The elementary school children would not laugh at him so openly under the teacher's discipline, but the nicknames of "fat boy" and "old fat boy" were also called in private, but no one was locked in the toilet or blocked. Bullying incidents such as deliberately finding fault with others outside the school. Qiao Beisi's academic performance is very good, his personality is simple and honest, and he has a few good friends.
In junior high school, sports began to be included in the grades, and Qiao Beisi became the number one player who had a headache for the physical education teacher - he couldn't run, he couldn't jump, and he didn't know until he communicated with his parents. Every meal, every bite of snacks is not wasted, and they are all attached to the body. However, he has already developed the habit of eating when he is unhappy, and the little calories he loses from exercise are recovered ten times and a hundred times in the "Happy Water" and "Energy Meal" after class.
Youth hormones were agitated in high school. Every young girl who has sprouted seedlings, with a body and behavior between green and mature, is like a field warmed by the warm sun in spring. When a small wind blows, the young leaves and grass buds in the hearts of adolescent men and women will break out of the ground and try to grow. .
The little boys winked and encouraged each other, joked and joked, loudly discussed the girls they liked, and made various lists for the girls on campus; How many girlfriends, which boy is the second most handsome, how many people like, or exchange secrets called "who do you like" with each other.
Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day, Chinese Valentine's Day, Christmas, and festivals that were not taken for granted in the past suddenly have their own mysterious connotations and missions. They began to choose the first gift for the opposite sex in their lives. They mustered up their courage, or because they were unwilling or encouraged by others, they came to the class door of the person they liked with a blushing face, and said "Who is it?" Who, who, someone is looking for" yelled, and the whole class yelled for a long time, or fled, or smirked and scratched their heads, or stood upright, thinking they were calm and handsome.
These fresh young shoots have nothing to do with Jobes.
He is still an overweight fat man. Even though he has grown a lot taller, his weight has also doubled. With a height of 1.8 meters and a body that is 300 catties smaller, he looks like an attacking mammoth just walking in the corridor with small steps.
Although his academic performance is still among the best, and he occupies the top three in the school's honor roll every day, no one can see his interesting soul through the layers of fat.
Even his little skinny monkey with pimples all over his face once received an unsigned confession letter, and he seemed to have been collectively forgotten by girls, and no one cared about him for several years. This situation continued until he graduated from college.
Because of being overweight, Jobes almost failed his college entrance examination. He also thought about losing weight, but he always gave up halfway due to various reasons, especially the hunger after exercise made him feel dizzy, nauseated and dizzy. Almost being thrown into the hospital by the barbell, Qiaobeisi had no choice but to give up.
After entering the society, I realized that being obese and struggling is not just a literal meaning.
Qiaobei University majored in broadcasting. He also has a good voice. He has a good voice. He has a voice that is broadcast. If he let it go, he is a nobleman. The radio drama has accumulated hundreds of thousands of fans under the name of Yuebanzhai.
Some people like to imagine a perfectly matching appearance for the owner of the sound through their voices, but once the real image is far from the fantasy, this group of people will lose their fans one after another as if their rights have been violated and their hearts have been deceived. Abandon it like a shoe, and if you are more ruthless, you will step back.
Qiao Beisi clearly remembered the lessons learned by other seniors. Even if the fan base urged Qiao Beisi to release photos every festival and celebration, he never agreed.
Someone jokingly analyzed his screen name, "Yueban is a fat character when combined together, it is a fat house. It is very likely that the owner of this good voice that is addicted to people is just a fat house hiding behind a high-quality sound card." Some people agreed, and more fans rallied to label this obviously sour guess as a black fan and pressed it down.
In fact, this guess is really close to the truth, except for the sound card.
Later, Qiao Beisi was busy with his graduation work, and took a long vacation in the dubbing circle. He did not accept scripts, did not record distance songs, and at most only participated in festivals. Then it got even busier, and I might not even be able to participate in the New Year celebrations.
The circle is changing rapidly, and the masters of the same period also quit the circle one after another due to work and other reasons, and new masters appear with more works.
Fans are a kind of long-lasting and fraternal creatures. Yuebanzhai, which has no new works for a long time, cannot accumulate new fans, lacks interaction and cannot retain active old fans. Hanging on the mic at the New Year's celebration, he watched a handful of 40 online fans chatting about things he couldn't understand. A feeling of powerlessness in the twilight of a strong man rose from the bottom of his heart. He sang an "old song" from two months ago. ", I asked for a long vacation again. He didn't say that he would quit the circle, but everyone in this circle knew that he was no longer used to it.
After graduating, he was busy submitting resumes and interviewing. Many companies politely rejected him when they saw his full body photo. Some small companies can only arrange behind-the-scenes work for him, and they also expressed concern about whether his body can withstand 6 consecutive hours of highly concentrated work. In the end, he had no choice but to set his sights on a platform that doesn't require going out or high-intensity work-webcasting.
The content of webcasting has a high degree of freedom, as long as it does not violate legal ethics, it can be broadcast live. The anchor can show his face or not, as long as the content is attractive, there will be audiences. There is no need to sign a contract, and you can open a live broadcast room to become an anchor with identity verification and name authentication. The platform will take 70% of the rewards sent by viewers during watching, and the rest can be withdrawn directly. So three days ago, Qiao Beisi applied for registration as an anchor under the name of "Yuebanzhai".