No, they can't - they can't be boring.

Or they suffer. That means you will suffer too. Yeah!

Calming them down only to have them add some salt and pepper to your wounds - they create drama that sucks sometimes just to get everybody live.

They love misery.

They want company in it - they literally can't chill and go with the flow.

They have to imagine on a daily that you have turned on them!

They have to imagine, on a daily, that a 3rd person has insulted them, in some cryptic way.

They have to insult you passively, a few times, with variable range of worseness.

They have to tell you you abandoned them while they abandon you in parallel to saying you did it ..

They wallow daily. About how they wish God can end their misery for 1 second.

If boredom is near they will have a new illness that makes you have to come to their aid immediately!

They have to tell you men in white caravans are following them so they can say you did it. And wallow in their misery.

They take an accomplishment from you daily if there is boredom on the horizon.

They let you down in a absurd way, on a daily.

They fuck you multiple times a day in a good and bad way simultaneously. It's amazing.

They change personalities a few times in the same sentence to create a imaginary triangulation buddy. They hurt you just the same with a fake person - this takes skill.

They tell you something you did failed everyday.

They say you let them down in a unforgivable way - and you just wanted to say the same, now you can't without the risk of looking stupid.

They recruit you daily to help them. And only them. You must help further their cause. They will ask you to lie to the new supply and help them maintain them - while they ask you why you are here after they asked you to come over!

They say they won't take your gift because your too poor - after talking your gift.

They make a bucket list of things they want to do now because they are not held down by the man anymore. The man is you. And you are confused.

They tell you up when they mean backwards.

They “Livin Lavita Loca”.

They tell you someone told them that you are ugly. And they don't understand why you where with me- you painstakingly say your in it to win it no matter what!

They critize you for no reason -. They critize you for being helpful and helping them to grow. They said you should of did this a long time ago. It's too late now. But, they conveniently forget to tell you.

They say your getting slightly less stupid each day to give hope. To have the next day say they don't like x-men anymore after they totally loved it.

You will make porn with them. This makes them crazy because the camera can't get more attention then her. Even if the camera was on her. “You have been spending too much time with that camera. “. Jealous of inanimate object.

It can get ugly, so don't let it get boring. Who knows what they will do to livin it up a little. Keep this in control of you can. You don't want them dictating what happens next. Trust me. They have a sick sense of humor behind your back. Occasionally to your face to sting more.

They get bored when it's time to chill. What?!?

Run from these people if you can. Last thing you want to do is run out of things for them to do. It's as if you are baby sitting. But, really you are there because the grace of them! You are the few the proud the lucky! Right! They will honestly make life up like a gutter maker. Constant. They don't care. Their made up life is better trust them!

No!....Never seen someone in overdrive all the time. I get tired looking at them.

This is a work in progress list. I could go on all day. Honestly. Maybe a few people can leave comments for one's they want to add. I bet we could get a good list going lol. They just don't ever let you get bored. To you at this point would love boredom. It's rare - but trust me it happens. I wear boredom now like a pair of PJs!