INSTAGRAM + TEXTS

sagefontaine: 'let me serenade you to make you feel better' -siriusblack

maiadumont: PLEASE i could hear him screeching somebody to love from the bloody dungeons

↳sagefontaine: send help my ears are bleeding
↳siriusblack: oh sod off you love my singing
↳sagefontaine: i certainly do not

jamespotter: tell him to shave his weak excuse of a beard

↳siriusblack: at least i can grow facial hair, mate

rjlupin: GIVE US BACK OUR BEST FRIEND

↳sagefontaine: no

rosilvers: alright maybe he's pitchy sometimes but he's genuinely not bad

↳sagefontaine: don't encourage him

SIRIUS & SAGE

sage
SIRIUS
SIRIUS
SIRIUS ORION BLACK

sirius
merlin, woman, can't a man sleep?

sage
NO
NOT WHEN I HAVE EXCITING NEWS

sirius
what is your exciting news, my love

sage
gross
but
YOU KNOW HOW I APPLIED TO THE FRENCH MAGICAL EMBASSY IN LONDON

sirius
no i didn't know
but go on

sage
oh wait i told regulus because i didn't want you to get too excited in case i got rejected
but anyway
I GOT THE JOB
I'M GONNA BE A FUCKING DIPLOMAT IN LIKE. SIX MONTHS

sirius
oh my god that's so exciting sage
i'm so happy for you!!
my girl's a bloody diplomat
that's hot

sage
ew
come up to the astronomy tower
i need to scream

sirius
sTiLL sOuNdS vAgUeLy SeXuAl

sage
fuck off
nevermind
i'll go alone

sirius
WAIT

good morning besties