TEXTS

SIRIUS & SAGE

sage
happy birthday
thanks for being good to me

sirius
you deserve to be treated well shut up

sage
my love language is being bullied <3

sirius
i know, that's why we work so well

sage
you're ridiculous
come to breakfast, i've got a surprise for you

sirius
it better be cake
is it cake
IT'S CAKE
i love you

SAGE & REGGIE

sage
i broke off the arranged marriage
told my parents i'd rather be disowned than marry someone i don't love
no offense

reggie
none taken
you're my best friend, but that doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life with you
especially when you're stupidly in love with my brother

sage
i wouldn't call it stupidly in love
i'm a regular amount of in love with him, thank you very much

reggie
did you decorate that cake yourself?

sage
yes
well, dottie helped
but it was mostly me
why

reggie
it looks like shit
no offense

sage
offense taken
i worked hard on that cake
does it really look bad?

reggie
it looks like a toddler decorated it

sage
fuck off
it tastes fine
come get a slice

reggie
fine
but if i get food poisoning i'm blaming you

hi