GROUPCHAT
GIRLS IN THE DUNGEONS

bella
rodolphus and i got back together

sagey baby
alright
congrats

bella
you're not going to fight me on this?
i thought you didn't like him

char
just because we don't like him doesn't mean we can't be happy for you

ro
your happiness is the most important factor
so if you're happy, we'll be happy for you

maia
how we feel about him doesn't dictate your relationship

sagey baby
although, i do wish you'd go for someone with less sociopathic tendencies

bella
he's not sociopathic sage

sagey baby
i know
that's why i said sociopathic TENDENCIES

char
sage you are ridiculous

bella
i can't be the only one in a relationship
you lot need to get boyfriends

char
but uh
ya girl doesn't like boys

bella
FINE then get a girlfriend
my point is that you all are too single
like merlin at least have a fling

ro
brb working on it
do you think rosier is over his sage stage yet

maia
NOT ROSIER
PLEASE ROWAN
HAVE STANDARDS

bella
i don't care who you date
but if any of you go alone to the halloween ball, i'll hex you

char
wait we're still having that?
it was canceled last year

sagey baby
slughorn told me they're still doing it because dumbledore insisted

maia
i think i might ask lupin

ro
ooh you'd be cute together
i'm just asking rosier because i know he'll say yes

sagey baby
the ball isn't for another few weeks
why are you deciding right now

char
because you can get anyone you want, not all of us have pretty privilege
we need to get a good date before they're all gone

sagey baby
charlotte. shut up
you ladies are the prettiest people i've ever met

bella
dress shopping next hogsmeade weekend?

sagey baby
fine
wait is the halloween ball like a costume thing?

maia
i think so
remus said it was like a masquerade theme

sage
damnit

another one bc i'm in a good mood