(Techno's pov)

I watched as y/n sat in the shower fully clothed and ate ice cream

Y/n:"HE BROKE UP WITH ME"

Techno :"who broke up?"

Y/n:"YOU BROKE UP"

Techno :"but we never dated?"

Y/n:"oh okay homan.."

Techno :"im a pig man bestie"

Y/n:"bitch what I thought you was American???"

Techno :"because I am American"

Y/n:"FIRST A PIGMAN THEN AMERICAN BITCH DECIDI ARE U PIGMAN OR AMERICAN"

Techno :"Im American"

Y/n:"good."

Techno :"y/n can you please not sit in the shower fully clothed?"

Y/n:"well I ain't getting naked infront of ya"

Techno :"Ill bring you clothes and you'll change okay I don't want you sitting there like that"

Y/n:"okay fine..."

I walked to y/n's and nikis room and asked if she could give me dry clothing for y/n I didn't wanna touch her stuff yk privacy +I don't think sober y/n would want a guy to touch her clothes

Niki gave me some and I walked to y/n

She was staring at the mirror

Y/n:"shit..."

Techno :"what?"

Y/n:"oh nothing"

Techno :"okay?"

I gave her the clothes and walked out for her to change into them

Techno :"put the wet clothes in the dryer!"

Y/n:"will do"

She soon walked out... Damn you niki

Techno :"damnnnn"
I can't she looked so hot

I need to confess to this girl I need her to be mine. Mine mine and only mine

Y/n:"techno?"

Techno :"yes?"

Y/n:"I think I'm finally over nick"

Techno :"after a week? That's fast ngl."

Y/n:"I know right remember the guy when I was 14 it took me 3 years to get over him"

Techno :"well it was easy to get over nick since he was a asshole"

Y/n:"yeah your right"

Tommy:"ALLL BITCHES TO THE LIVING ROOM NOW"

I could see y/n roll her eyes

She hugged me

Y/n:"I don't wanna walk"

Techno:"I can carry you?"

Y/n:"techno im wearing a skirt..."

Techno :"right sorry"

Y/n:"it's okay"

We walked downstairs and saw everyone waiting

Tommy:"pack yo shit ugly bitches we doin part two of the vlog"

Y/n:"no fuck off"

Tommy :"you have to I promised my viewers you would be in part two"

I could see y/n boil up

Y/n:"TOMMY"

Tommt:"WHAT?"

Y/n:"I am not going any where understood me?"
She said sternly and monotoned
Damn she scary

Tommy :"im sorry you have to I promised"

Y/n:"fine but you owe me"

Tommy:"yes ma'am..."

Everybody walked back upstairs and headed to their rooms except for me and y/n

Techno :"go pack up"

Y/n:"okay.."

She then proceeded to waddle her way back like a Pinguine

(y/n's pov)

When we were all packed we went to the cars
Phil Tommy niki and Wilbur went in one car leaving nd and techno alone...

God pray for me please...

When we put our bags in the drunk I ran to the drivers seat

Techno :"No."

Y/n:"but I wanna driveeee"

Techno :"we will go to a abandoned parking look so you can show me your driving skills"

Y/n:"ugh fine!"

I walked to the passenger seat and sat there

Techno got in

Techno :"im Sorry I don't wanna die"

He drove off
Y/n:"just drive"

I felt him put his hand on my thigh

Techno :"im sorryyyyyy"

Y/n:"it's okay just... Put your hand away please... "

Techno :"jeez I just wanted to say take this as an apology"

Y/n:"fuck you"

Techno :"we both know you love me"

Y/n:"mmm debatable"

Techno :"you never said no"

Y/n:"fuck you"

Techno :"yeah yeah fuck you too"

We soon arrived

We got out the car to see Tommy already recording I rolled my eyes as I ran towards him and tackled him.

Tommy:"GET OFF OF ME"

I was trying to choke him

Y/n:"NO FUCK YOU YOU MADE ME BE IN PART TWO SO NOW PAYY CHILD OF THE ALL MIGHTY LORD"

I felt techno pick me up off of Tommy

Techno :"no. Y/n no"

Y/n:"put me down"

Techno :"do you promise not to tackle Tommy again?"

Y/n:"I promise"

He put me down but I tackled will

Techno :"Y/N YOU PROMISED"

Y/n:"I promised not to tackle Tommy."

Techno picked me up again

I tried ripping myself out

Techno :"I won't let you go"

I sighed and stopped trying.

Techno actually carried me inside

He out me down and niki pulled me to the changing rooms

I changed into my bathing suit and walked out

I cat walked the fuck outta the changing rooms

I just heard techno wheeze

I glared at him and waddled my way up to him

Techno :"what?"

Y/n:"come with me"

He nodded and I pulled him towards the water

I pushed him in but he grabbed my hand and pulled me with him

As we were falling he pulled me close to him, and hugged me into him

I held my breath as we went underwater

He let me go and I swam to the surface

Y/n:"TECHNO WHAT THE FUCK"

Techno :"karma."

I awe Tommy laughing holding a camera.

Tommy:"NO NO NO NO"

I got out the water but as I wanted to run towards Tommy I felt hands around my waist

Techno :"no"

I sighed turned around and hugged techno

Techno :"im confused?"

Y/n:"im Sorry for pushing you in the water"

Techno :"aww it's okay"

Me and techno were looking at each other but we're pushed into each other and... We kissed..

We pulled away

Y/n:"who the fuck?"

I and Wilbur and niki run away

Y/n:"WILLIAM FUCKING GOLD"

I wanted to run towards him but techno held me back

Techno :"it's not worth it"

When I looked at Tommy

He wasn't recording good... We were lucky

(you guys recorded the vlog and went back home)

I changed my outfits

I ran into Techno's room

Techno:"I see you really wanna go to the parking lot now?"

I nodded exidetly

Techno :"alr the others ready?"

I also nodded

Me and techno ran down stairs go see Wilbur Phil Tommy and niki in one of the cars

Me and techno ran to the other car and got in

We drove to the abandoned parking lot

Me and techno switched seats while the others got out of their car and went to a safe spot

Y/n:"you ready?"

Techno :"don't kill us"

Y/n:"I won't but hold onto something i'mma drift the fuck out of this"

His eyes filled with worry
About his life

I started the car drove a bit and drifted

I drove around normally to show techno I could drive.

But at the end I drifted a couple more times and by a "couple" I mean like 25 times

Techno :"OH HOLY SHIT AHHHH"

He yelled as I drifted fro the last time

(Techno's pov)

Y/n stopped to drift and looked at me

Techno :"yes ok I believe you can drive..."

I took my phone out and took a picture

-instagram-

@technoblade

This bitch just drifted like 30 times... And I thought she didn't know how to drive.. She's better than Wilbur...
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smollbeans
Yk im tallented
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Wilbursoot
Would've you seen Phil's face as she did a 180 drift...
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Nihachu
I'm still in shock
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Dreamwastaken
Damn she really talented
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Tommyinnit
Y/n is impressive..