Satsuki has created a group chat

Satsuki has added 16 people

Satsuki has named the chat 'F for pay your respects because this is going to become a graveyard'

Satsuki has made 4 other people admin

Lots of people have come online

Mitch: what the fuck is this?!?

Haruhiko: Satsuki just made the chat and the first words you write is that?

Rei: I never thought I would reach the level were I met an incompent as stupid as you.

Akane: Mekura-san, don't you think that was a bit rude?

Rei: No.

Teruya: Well okay

Kizuna: Mitch it's a fucking group chat!

Mitch: I'm not that stupid, I meant to ask why are we here?

Satsuki: I saw the other classes doing it so I thought why not

Tsurugi: That's not the real reason, I heard that those chats get chaotic, I'm guessing that's what your hoping for?

Satsuki: Nothing ever goes past you, Dammit!

Tsurugi: So I was right

Mitch: Fuck off, I'm leaving

Mitch has left the chat

Satsuki has added Mitch back

Satsuki: No one is leaving on my watch!

Mitch: Fuck you.

Mitch has went offline

Kizuna: I'm going to leave to see if that Bitch is okay.

Akane: That's not why your leaving is it?

Kizuna: And why do you think that?

Akane: You hate him

Akane: You just want to leave don't you?

Kizuna: Caught me but I'm still going offline

Kizuna has gone offline

Satsuki: Satsuki ships it

Akane: She just admitted that she hated him and just wanted to leave

Satsuki: Satsuki still ships it

Kiyoka: You ship everyone and everything

Satsuki: Not true

Haruhiko: You once shipped Me and Teruya

Satsuki: No I didn't

Haruhiko: Yes you did and you still do ship it

Haruhiko: Also your super lucky that he's not online.

Teruya has come online

Teruya: Satsuki did what?

Satsuki: I did what?

Teruya: Anyways what's this?

Rei: If you had a brain incompetent you would know it's a group chat.

Teruya: I mea-

Rei: Oh shut it.

Teruya: How did you cut me off in text?

Rei: Magic

Teruya: Really?! Show me more!

Rei: No you idiot I was being sarcastic.

Teruya: How was I supposed to know that when your typing?

Rei: You know that is the smartest thing you said so far.

Tsurugi: Can you two stop already?

Teruya: ¿Si?

Rei: Speaking Spanish now huh?

Rei: Two can play it that game.

Tsurugi: No stop!

Rei: ¡Teruya es un idiota estúpido y se ofende!

Teruya: Someone care to translate

Akane: it would be better if you didn't know

Teruya: I'm now officially sacred

Rei: Good now bye.

Rei has left the chat

Satsuki: Out of everyone I thought Rei would be the one to understand that you can't leave the chat.

Haruhiko: Just add her back.

Satsuki: Nahhhh, I'll do it later.

Kiyoka: Your probably going to forget by then

Satsuki: True and I don't want her to have peace and quiet

Ayame has come online

Ayame: Then just add her in

Satsuki: But I don't wannaaa

Akane: Let's do a bit of reasoning

Akane: You're the only one in this chat that does have admin

Satsuki: Satsuki says incorrect

Teruya: I've just been watching this go down and I am severely confused.

Haruhiko: As you should be

Teruya: Hey I thought we were friends

Kiyoka: Calm down

Kiyoka: All she said is that someone else has admin

Teruya: Really who?

Satsuki: You

Teruya: Me?

Satsuki: Also Haruhiko, Tsurugi and Kinji

Tsurugi: Why me and Kinji?

Satsuki: So then you can keep this chat under control

Tsurugi: Understandable, have a nice day.

Akane: I just realised you added 16 people but there are only 15 in our class who's the last one?

Ayame: Now that Akane pointed it out

Ayame: Who is the 16th student lying in our group chat

Kinji has come online

Kinji: Don't ever word it like that

Kinji: it's just unholy

Tsurugi: Hi Kinji

Kinji: Hi

Satsuki: As we leave those lover birds alone

Tsurugi: Hey we're not 'lovebirds'

Satsuki: Wellllllllll anyways

Ayame: Welllllll?

Satsuki has gone offline

Akane: Satsuki you better get back online before I go over to your dorm and break your door down

Satsuki has come online

Satsuki: Because Satsuki would still like to have a door

Satsuki: She has come back online

Kiyoka: So are you going to tell them?

Satsuki: after a dramatic drum roll

Teruya: But we're online

Teruya: How're we supposed to do that?

Haruhiko: Another point for Teruya

Teruya: What are you keeping score of?

Haruhiko: I'm keeping score of how many times can you say something smart

Teruya: I'm smarter than you though

Haruhiko: I have no come back for that except this

Haruhiko has gone offline

Teruya: I'm going to check how much I have scored so far

Teruya has gone offline

Akane: Ignoring those to bimbos

Ayame: Can you tell us why there's a 16th person in this chat

Akane: wait before that

Akane: you finished off my sentence for me and worded it like how I was about to

Ayame: I knew you were going to word it like that

Akane: Anyways back to the conversation

Ayame: Can you tell us who the 16th person is

Satsuki: Wellllll

Ayame: You better not be leaving me or I'll be sprinting to your room in no time

Satsuki: I'm not, chillax

Ayame: Okay then Welllll?

Satsuki: Only Yuki can explain that to you

Akane: What why?

Tsurugi: Does it have something to do with Yuki?

Satsuki: As I said let Yuki explain that to you.

Haruhiko has come back online

Haruhiko: You know it means business when she adds the full stop at the end.

Teruya has come back online

Teruya: I was offline for most of that but now I'm even more scared and I figured out what Rei wrote in Spanish

Teruya: and I now I feel terribly offended

Kiyoka: You should all be afraid now

Kiyoka: She added the forbidden punctuation

Akane: Okay then, ignoring those three

Akane: How do we get him on?

Satsuki: Simply like this.

Satsuki: @Yuki

Satsuki: @ Yuki

Haruhiko: Should we join in or-

Satsuki: No

Kiyoka: Okay then

Satsuki: @Yuki

Satsuki: @Yuki

Satsuki: @Yuki

Yuki has come online

Yuki: Stop blowing up my notifications!

Yuki: What do you want anyways?

Satsuki: And my work here is done

Yuki: It's not until you tell me why you blew up my notifications

Satsuki: Nope

Satsuki has gone offline

Yuki: I am going to her bedroom right now

Yuki: And I swear on my luck that I will kill her

Akane: WAIT

Yuki: Okay I'll wait

Yuki: but I swear if this isn't worth my time I'll come murder you too

Tsurugi: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

Yuki: Shut. Up.

Akane: Anyways Satsuki said you are the only one who knows the 16th person in the chat

Ayame: So can you tell us who it is?

Yuki: Let me first check who's in this chat so then I can see who your talking about

Akane: okay we'll wait

Yuki: Uhhhhh

Ayame: What is it??

Akane: spit it out!

Tsurugi: It would make more sense if you wrote type it out

Akane: Shut it

Ayame: Now Yuki what is it?!

Yuki: I'll be right back after this short commercial break

Akane: What?

Yuki has gone offline

Akane: I'm going to find him and I am going to get my answer sooner or later

Akane: Already out of my dorm and I see him

Akane: he is soooo dead!

Akane has gone offline

Ayame: And I should go offline so then she won't actually murder him

Ayame has gone offline

Kiyoka: What

Haruhiko: Just

Teruya: Happened?!?

3 people have come online

Kanata: Why is my phone blowing up so much?

Kanata: I was trying to go to bed

Kakeru: I was going to ask the same question but now I'm here, i'm curious

Kanata: About what?

Kakeru: Why are you going to bed now? It's only 9:20pm?

Kanata: I was down doing surgery on people all day and I didn't get to rest until now and now is the only time I can rest

Kanata: but because my phone was blowing up I was struggling to sleep

Kanata: So can you all please stop

Satsuki: Kanata?

Kanata: Yes?

Satsuki: You know you can mute the chat, right?

Kanata: You can?

Kanata: Ever since when?

Satsuki: Ever since forever

Kanata: Okay then, how'd you do it?

Kakeru: I'll come over and show you.

Kanata: Thank you Kakeru

Kanata and Kakeru have gone offline

4 people have come online

Akane: I have gotten my answer

Ayame: She got her answer by almost killing Yuki

Akane: But you stopped me so it's all fineee

Yuki: Fine?? Fine??? That's the last word I would describe that situation with!

Satsuki: Are we supposed to be answering here?

Haruhiko: I don't know

Teruya: Me neither

Kiyoka: I think he wants us too

Yuki: You think????

Satsuki: Okay, explain to us what happened

Yuki: I was leaving my dorm to go look for someone but then Akane came running up to me and suffocated me then Ayame came up and got her off my throat and had to hold her back because she was going after me and kept on asking me who the person was so I gave up and told her it was my-

Akane: Brother, Ustro is apparently his name

Tsurugi: Yuki has a brother??????

Teruya: Aren't you in the police force? Can't you see everyone's records?

Tsurugi: That's only if you've been in jail before

Teruya: Oh, well it was worth a try

Kiyoka: But aren't we getting off topic??

Kiyoka: Yuki has a brother?!? Brother?!? And he has never told any of us about it?? And how did Satsuki know about it???

Yuki: I can only answer one of those two questions

Yuki: The reason I didn't tell you why I had a brother is because he didn't want me too and anyways he's in the class above us

Yuki: and I always did have a brother named Ustro but how did you know Satsuki??

Satsuki: I have my ways

Haruhiko: Then teach us your ways

Satsuki: No can do

Teruya: Sooo anyways I feel like we're forgetting something

Kiyoka: And would you like to tell us what where forgetting?

Teruya: It's something that has the letter R E I

Haruhiko: IRE??

Kiyoka: No you dummy I think he means Rei

Teruya: And that proves my point from earlier

Haruhiko: What point?

Teruya: That I'm smarter

Kiyoka: You two are probably the most stupidest people I have ever met, no offence

Teruya: No offence taken

Haruhiko: Same

Satsuki: Anyways on the topic of Rei

Teruya: Aren't we forgetting to add her back in?

Satsuki: Nope I was waiting on purpose

Haruhiko: Why though?

Tsurugi: She did that so then when you guys actually add her back she will be spammed with all the notifications so far.

Teruya: Ohhhhhh

Haruhiko: Ohhhhhhhh

Satsuki: So do you understand?

Teruya: Not at all

Haruhiko: I definitely do

Haruhiko: Not

Akane: That's how you know your in a class of idiots

Ayame: Your still not calm are you?

Akane: Can you come over?

Ayame: Just going to ignore my question and ask me a new one?

Ayame: Anyways yeah I'll come over now

Akane: Okay the doors open just come in

Ayame: Okay

Ayame and Akane have gone offline

Satsuki: Satsuki ships it

Kinji: Everyone does

Tsurugi: Your still online?

Kinji: Yeah, I just stayed online to make sure nothing too chaotic happens

Kinji: And luckily enough nothing that bad happened

Yuki: So me almost dying and me also having a secret brother is calm to you?

Kinji: Well you survived, right?

Yuki: I'm done with this chat

Yuki: Goodby all.

Yuki has gone offline

Kinji: Other than that, I think we should head off now to bed

Kinji: it's already 10:25pm.

Satsuki: But before we go to bed

Satsuki has added Rei

Teruya: What's taking her so long to get back on?

Haruhiko: I don't know

Kiyoka: Just wait for it

Haruhiko: what exactly are we waiting for?

Rei has come online

Rei: YOU ALL ARE DEAD TOMORROW!

Satsuki: Now we can all go to bed!

Satsuki: Goodnight

Teruya: I agree with that

Haruhiko: Goodnight

Kiyoka: Goodnight now get off before you die

Everyone went offline except for Rei

Rei: I WILL GET YOU ALL!!

Satsuki has come online

Satsuki: No you won't

Satsuki has gone offline

Rei: Your first

Rei has gone offline

Yamato and Ustro have come online

Yamato: I come online after hours and see this?

Ustro: Your not the only one who came on after awhile.

Yamato: Oh, your in this chat?

Ustro: Yeah, I really don't know why I was added into this chat.

Yamato: Well I'm glad your in it

Ustro: Everyone just went offline to go to bed

Ustro: So we should too

Yamato: Fine but I'm coming over.

Rei has come online

Rei: Next time say all of that in a chat with only the two of you

Rei went offline

Yamato: Yeah, I'm coming over now

Ustro: And I'm going offline now.

Ustro has gone offline

Yamato: Hey, don't leave me without an answer.

Yamato: Fine, I'll go offline.

Yamato has gone offline

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