Pegasusus: Alex??

A.Ham: Yes?

Pegasusus: I knew you wouldn't let them take your phone.

A.Ham: Never.

Pegasusus: Okay. WTF HAPPENED?!

A.Ham: Well it all started when I kindly allowed Burr to come on a road trip with John and I...

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Pegasusus: And then you CRASHED THE CAR?

A.Ham: it was a BUG

pegasusus: You're an idiot

A.Ham: So I've been told.

Pegasusus: So how close are you to death?

A.Ham: Not close enough for you to start planning the funeral. I have a concussion, my left arm and my right leg are broken, and I sprained my wrist. John also has a minor concussion and both his arms broke. Burr only had two broken ribs.

Pegasusus: So should I come secretly pick you guys up?

A.Ham: You don't have your drivers license?

Pegasusus: Ha. You think that will stop me. Why do you think I'm John's emergency contact?

A.Ham: Well you don't need to come get is. I'll drive us home in a few days when we're released.

Pegasusus: Road trip fail

A.Ham: I'd call it a success

Pegasusus: What would be a fail?

A.Ham: idk prolly death

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Okay 500 reads? Not okay? This garbage doesn't deserve 1?

Haha but srsly, any suggestions for what should happen next?