sookai based cuz i'm feeling lonely

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soobinnie :
WHERE IS HE

jun :
YOU'RE NOT FINDING HIM ANYWHERE

beom :
WHATS GOING ON

taehyunnie :
WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING

hyu :
TYNNNNNN
HELP ME.

jun :
soobin's trying to kidnap him
so i hid him

hyu :
SAVE ME
SOOBIN I'M SORRY I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M SORRY

beom :
it's okay
I LOCKED SOOBIN IN THE BATHROOM

taehyunnie :
this is too much chaos for me
i'm going out

soobinnie :
HELP ME BEFORE YOU GO

taehyunnie :
i'd rather drink bleach 💓

jun :

SOOBIN
CALM THE HELL DOWN
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH MY CHILD

soobinnie :
i just want cuddles

taehyunnie :
that's a lie
he would've tackled beomgyu to the floor by now

soobinnie :
ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OUT

taehyunnie :
i lied
i went to find kai
he's lying on yeonjun's bed
.....
oops

hyu :
AHHHHH HES KNOCKING
YEONJUN BEOMGYU DO SOMETHING

soobinnie :
WHAT WAS THAT

beom :
me drawing a wooden spoon from the drawers
SOOBIN LEAVE KAI ALONE

hyu :

SOOBIN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
YOU'VE BEEN CHASING ME ALL DAY I'M SO TIRED

taehyunnie :
ew

beom :
gum behaviour 🤢

jun :
as if you're not infatuated with taehyun

beom :
that's different
me and tyun are adorable

taehyunnie :
i wanna change my dn to tyun
taehyunnie is too similar to soobinnie

taehyunnie changed their name to "tyun"

tyun :
better

hyu :
i give up
soobin i'm outside yj's room

jun :
EHY WOUDL YOU GIUVE UP

hyu :
my legs are tired from running :'(

soobinnie :
finally
i was low on energy i just needed some hyuka

beom :
homosexuals.

tyun has changed their name to "taehyunnie"

taehyunnie :

nvm taehyunnie is too iconic
get a room nasties

jun :
okay everyone pay attention to me now

beom :
no
KAI ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT BEING RESTRAINED

hyu :
he's currently sleeping next to me i'm good

taehyunnie :
"i needed some energy" and he still ends up falling asleep

hyu :
why is his face so stretchy
it feels like mochi

jun :
why are you touching his face in the first place
let him sleep, he's probably exhausted

taehyunnie :
how about we all go to sleep

beom :
together??? ;)

taehyunnie :
no.

beom :
DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING :(((

taehyunnie :
how could i ever hate you :(

jun :
hueningkai i think we're interrupting something

hyu :
agreed
i'm going to make sure soobin can sleep peacefully

taehyunnie :
you're going to pile every plushie in existence on him

hyu :
tyun the mind reader!!