hyu :
you knows who has been annoying me SO MUCH lately

jun :
kai talking shit about someone???
they must have done smth awful

beom :
if you say me i'll cry js so you know x

hyu :
not you
they aren't in our group

taehyunnie :
damn
i was rooting for you to say beomgyu

beom :
UNPROVOKED???

hyu :
hang on

hyu changed their name to "kai"

soobinnie :
WHATS GOING ON
WHY DID HYUKA CHANGE HIS NAME

kai :
cuz someone made fun of me for it :(

taehyunnie :
we ride at dawn
fuck we ride NOW
NOBODY CAN SPEAK TO HIM LIKE THAT

beom :
HUENINGKAI TELL US WHO IT IS

kai :
noooooo i don't want to anymore
you're gonna hurt her

jun :
her??

kai :
yes

taehyunnie :
kai
i'll come to your room and slap you if you say what i think you're going to say

kai :
wdym????

jun :
by any chance are you talking about hiyyih
or lea

kai :

soobinnie :
i was gonna say

kai :
they came up to me and was like "your names so silly"

jun :
can someone check on beomgyu

beom :
I'M SHARPENING THE KNIVES LEAVE ME ALONE

soobinnie :
well we can probably report them for harrassment hyuka
but your name isn't stupid
kamal translates to "perfection" remember?

kai :
tell her that then
her fanbase will come for me if i call her out

taehyunnie :
wait
fanbase??

jun :
are they an idol? do we know them??

kai :
she's not an idol
but my god is she popular
everytime i play i see her and her little minions

beom :
...
PLAY???

soobinnie :
what do you mean play

kai :
she's a streamer

jun :
are you being serious

kai :
YES i was in roblox just minding my business
and she comes up to me and asked if i wanna b friends
so i add her and goes "your names so silly"

taehyunnie :
i'm going to bed
wake me never

beom :
YOU MADE ME GET OUT THE PREMIUM KNIFE SET FOR WHAT

jun :

kai :
uhhh
......
txtlvr55394

soobinnie :
oh my god

kai :
ANYWAYS
i messaged her
and told her to stfu otherwise i'm gonna get my manager on her ass
and she was like what manager
and um

beom :
there's more??

kai :
yeah
i uhh
sent her a picture of my face

soobinnie :
my god

kai :
and she called me attractive...
and sent a pic of her...

jun :
can you imagine
kai getting some before me
this is ridiculous

soobinnie :
hyuka has the face of an angel it's not surprising
but kai i don't think you should be online dating yet

kai :
oh i'm not!
i told her i swing in the other direction!

jun :
YOU WHAT
KAI LEMME SEE HER FACE

kai :

beom :
WOAHHH SHES SO PRETTY

jun :
ARE YOU AN IDIOT
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE THAT UP???

kai :
idk she looked boring
ANYWAY

kai changed their name to "hyu"

hyu :
that's my story
how is your day going

beom :
i'm making cookies

jun :
who

beom :
ik what you're going to say don't even try it

jun :
no seriously
cuz ik YOU aren't making cookies

beom :
WDYM I'VE ALREADY STARTED

jun :
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF

taehyunnie :
i want some

soobinnie :
i thought you were sleeping

taehyunnie :
i need smth sweet

beom :
THEY'RE IN THE OVER HEHEHEHE
I SET THEM TO 365

jun :
oh
maybe you do know what you're doing

beom :
it took so long to turn the thing for no reason
THERE ISNT EVEN A NUMBER 365 IT GOES UP TO 6

taehyunnie :
WAIT WHAT
YOU SET IT TO HEAT 365??????

beom :
that's what it said on the recipe
fuck i smell smoke

hyu :
i wanna see!!!

jun :
permission to kick beomgyu out

soobinnie :
WHY IS NOBODY ELSE FREAKING OUT