beom :
i'm come to the conclusion
that choi yeonjun is a witch
and that he shifted to earth

jun :
not even a wizard
oh well
i can girlboss on a broomstick too

soobinnie :
how have you come to this conclusion

beom :
think about it
he came on top of the monthly evaluations every time
he's literally the fourth-gen it boy
he's in the group of fourth-gen leaders
lead in almost everything
wins almost everything

taehyunnie :
he has a point
let's burn him at the stake

hyu :
let's not please

jun :
so because i'm good at things i'm a witch

soobinnie :
apparently so

beom :

anyway
SOMEONE COME TO TOWN W ME

taehyunnie :
can't

beom :
WHY

taehyunnie :
gymming

beom :
i will burn every gym in the country down if it means you can hang out with me

soobinnie :
get you a bf like this

jun :
you have me >(

hyu :
EXCUSE ME???
THE DISRESPECT
WHOS THE GUM HERE EXACTLY

soobinnie :
am i fr being fought over

jun :
kai you're our child tho?

hyu :
WHO?????????
okay i see how it is choi

jun :
WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHOI

taehyunnie :
soob control your husbands plz

soobinnie :
guys i love you both
now kai come cuddle w me

jun :

you have favourites 😒

soobinnie :
it's not my fault you've been locked away in the studio all day again

beom :
I ONLY HAD LOVE FOR YOU
red velvet eat every time

soobinnie :
i want their new album
that or the reve festival 2022

hyu :
FEEL MY RHYTHM COME WITH MEEEE

jun :
i'm gonna go on weverse
let's hear what the moa babies have to say
....
someone said you have 30 seconds before the world ends wdyd

beom :
pull a saiki duh

soobinnie :
stay inside and accept it

taehyunnie :
same

hyu :
hiding my plushies for the next generation

jun :
you guys are so boring
what about our fans

soobinnie :
if you can type a whole goodbye letter in 30 seconds i applaud you

taehyunnie :
who ate my cinnamon roll

beom :

it wasn't me

taehyunnie :
yes it was

beom :
OKAY FINE I WAS HUNGRY

taehyunnie :
IT HAD MY NAME ON IT
YOU BETTER BUY ME ANOTHER ONE

hyu :
stop dads don't fight

jun :
i'll buy everyone cinnamon rolls

soobinnie :
father

jun :
husband*

hyu :
side piece**

taehyunnie :
LMFAOOOOOO

beom :
can't we all just marry each other

hyu :
i really can't imagine jun and taehyun together

soobinnie :
taehyun would kill him

jun :
shut up
taehyun i love you

taehyunnie :
i know

jun :
SAY IT BACK?????

taehyunnie :
no.

hyu :
taehyun ily

taehyunnie :
ilyt

jun :
no more cinnamon rolls

~~~~~~~~

txt are married to e/o what can i say