I'm not writing KC's lisp
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You were escorted to KC's castle, "Just smelling the sugar makes me sick." you mumbled. A car drove in the room and reversed into the throne, "That's something you don't see everyday.."

"Sour Bill, let's see what we're up against here." Sour bill jumped on Ralph and ripped the taffy off his face, "OW!" Ralph screamed as you snickered, "Milk my donuts!(If you say so 😩) It's wreck it Ralph?"

"And who are you? Some kind of Turbo replacement?" he looked a you. "I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TURBO!" you screamed in anger. "And who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?" Ralph asked and KC laughed.

"I think he had more coffee than I did." you whispered to Ralph, "How much did you have?" he whispered back, "About 5 cups." you looked at you wide eyed. "What?"

"I'm King candy!" KC exclaimed, "Yeah..I see you're a fan of pink.." Ralph said, "It's Salmon!" you and KC said in sync. "YOU sill haven't answered my question."

You groaned, "My name is Y/n! Happy?" KC's eyes widened, 'Y/n? I thought they were gone with their game.' he thought. "Yes, what are you doing here?"

"Look, your candiness. This is just a big misunderstanding...just get me out of this cupcake, I'll get my medal and we'll be on our way." KC laughed, "Your medal? Bad guys don't win medals."

"Well, this one did." you rolled your eyes as you knew he was lying. "I earned it in hero's duty." KC stopped smiling, "You game jumped? Ralph, you're not going Turbo are you?" he asked. "I knew Turbo...he was an asshole." you mumbled.

"Because if you think you can just come in here to my kingdom and take over my game, you got another thing coming!"

"He's not going Turbo!" "Look your puffiness, one of your children of the candycorn stole my medal.." Ralph said, "Children of the candycorn? Who--The glitch!"

"Yes, the coin she used!" you told him. "That was his medal?" you nodded. "Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. It's gone. It's nothing but code now!"

You started glitching out, "Could you stop yelling!" KC ignore you. "It stays that way until someone wins the cup at end of the race!"

"Maybe I'll just have to have a little talk with the winner." Ralph replied, "Is that a threat I smell?" you sighed, "Listen, dude, he's not gonna leave without that medal." you told KC. "Yes he is and so are you."

"Winchell, Duncen, get him out of that cupcake. And one the first strain back home, AND if I ever see you two here again...I'll lock you in my fungeon." he laughed, "Fungeon?"

"Fun dungeon. It's pun, Ralph." you said. "Yes, thank you. Now, I got a glitch to deal with thanks to you. Goodbye!" KC drove off.