I don't know why but.... I DARE PRUSSIA TO MARRY AND DO THE DIRTY WITH CANADA OTP"

Prussia: ZHE AWVESOME ME VILL DO ZHAT!!!

Canada: W-WHAT!

Prussia: Vill jou marry me Canada?

Canada: *sighs* f-fine....*kisses him deeply*

Prussia: *kisses him back and picks him up* *goes into the house*

Chile: *mouth gapes open because she hears moaning* WHAT THE FUCK. GERMANY JOU BROTHER IS MAKING LOVE

Germany: VHAT ZHE HELL!!! IT BETTER NOT BE ON MY BED ZHIS TIME!!!