i accidentally published this before it was done then unpublished it like a second later oops

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Harold: i'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Harold: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Scott: wow, they really hate us.
Brick: yes, perhaps they're homophobic.
Scott: ...but- we're not gay, brick.
Brick:
Scott:
Brick: we're not?

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Gwen: i know every song to ever exist. it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Leshawna: oh yeah? then continue this.
Leshawna: I don't cook I don't clean-
Gwen: so let me tell you how I got this ring.
Leshawna:
Gwen:
Them both: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

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Heather: From now on we will be using code names.

Heather: You can address me as eagle one.
Heather: Sierra is "i've thought about it"
Heather: Alejandro is "currently doing that"
Heather: Gwen is "it happened once in a dream"
Heather: Courtney is "if I had to pick a girl"
Heather: and cody, you're eagle two
Cody: oh thank god

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Izzy: are we fighting or flirting?
Eva: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hands around your neck..
Izzy: your point?

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Sierra: and now for a update on gwen and courtneys friendship!
Gwen: getting gayer
Sierra: thank you, gwen

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Noah: i know you love her.
Eva: i am not in love with izzy.
Noah, staring at Eva: I never said who..
Eva:
Eva: shit. well. anyways-

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extra izva for this one cause theyre so sillu