ASDF dumb ways to die

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lol i was bored. and last year i was Obsessed with this youtube craze! X3 so i wrote it... and i came across it today and thought you would find it 'interesting' because i am "special'' lol X3


  Dumb ways to die asdf!

Take your nephew's nose by mistake

Annoy your neighbor with every chance you take

Walk up to joey, Say it's muffin time

or be stabbed as a birthday cake!

Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to di-i-ie so many dumb ways to di-ie!


Fall up the stairs

After lary breaks your neck

be led by a basketball to a driving car

and be the main cause of a pirate ship wreck!


Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to di-i-ie so many dumb ways to di-ie!


Skateboard in a minefield

Committe trumpet suicide

Make an airplane crash on your house

Or steal a cops new sweet ride!


Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to di-i-ie so many dumb ways to di-ie!


Be a llama and volunteer to drive

Agree to play catch the knife

run over 'his' sandwich so it turns to goo

*Sees a mine turtle*

"I Wonder what does this red button do?"


Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to di-i-ie so many dumb ways to di-ie!


Volunteer to be joey's sandwich cause it's the season... (whatever that means...)

Agree to do the flop off a building for no good reason

Throw cheese to stop an alien invasion

Get crushed by a falling piano

Become a moonbear and stay for a long time

Get crushed by a Dino while crossing the street...


They may not ryme but they are quite possibly...

Dumbest ways to die! dumbest ways to die!

Dumbest ways to di-i-ie ...so many dumb....so many dumb ways to di-ie!

*stay safe around Train kid. a message from a concerned weirdo* (a.k.a me XD)


Soooo.... lol what did yah think? X3 idek my bros

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