DISCLAIMER! I MADE ALL CHARACTERS REALLY SASSY FOR NO APPARENT REASON! MAYBE FOR YOUR OR MY AMUSEMENT! BUT YES, THEY ARE ALL SERVING SOME MAJOR SASS I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR!

Sophie: I swear to--

Keefe: *Gasped* *Wide eyed* Sophie! How dare you? Swearing? My gosh! I can't--

Sophie: *Gave him an appalled look* No! No that's not--

Keefe: I can't believe you'd swear? You know what they say, it's always the perfect, good ones that are really the rebels.

Sophie: .......

Biana: *Twirls lock of hair* So what are you rebelling?

Sophie: *Turns to face Biana* *Glares* I'm not rebelling anything. Can we just--guys--seriously--get through ONE, just ONE, react without all of you almost giving me an aneurysm?

Keefe: *Raises finger* *Eyebrows crease* What's an--

Sophie: *Interrupts Keefe* Okay good! Now that we are all on the same page, I guess we'll light leap!

Dex: *Shaking slightly* We aren't going back to the Forbidden Cities, right?

Biana: *Gives him funny look* Are you okay?

Sophie: *Sighs in exasperation* Have you not just been listening to me for the past fifteen minutes?

Dex: *Shrugs sheepishly* *Turns a little red* Um, Sophie, I thought you'd realize it by now, but uh yeah--

Sophie: *Looks unfazed* Just spill it Dex, I promise I'll try not to get too mad.

Dex: Uh yeah, right, sorry. But uh, we kind of, uh, tune you out, uh half the time when you talk about uh these things. Uh, yeah. That's all, kind of uh thought you uh already knew that *Rubs back of neck awkwardly*

Sophie: *Stares at Dex with tongue poking out of mouth in shock* *Looks like going to say something* *Thinks better than* Well then, good to know I'm appreciated.

Fitz: *Gives Sophie an earnest look* Don't be that way Sophie, it'll be fun. It always--

Sophie: *Looks at him like are you crazy* Have you been on vacation? Nothing about this is fun. It's like babysitting a bunch of flying squirrels who also happen to be bratty children.

Dex: *Gently touches Sophie's arm* Um, I can't go with you today.

Sophie: *Concern and worry take over immediately* What? Why? Come on, Dex! It'll be fun! It always is!

Fitz: *Gives Sophie a how dare you look* Okay then Sophie.

Dex: *Nervously looks around* Well, last time we did this, I ended up owning a National Park. I really don't want to go through all of THAT drama again. Especially with the interviews, too many questions about useless information. It practically screams wasted time!

Sophie: *Snorts* Oh please! I'm not taking you guys anywhere special or with a lot of people. Before you all can go back to public settings, you need to prove that you can handle it.

Tam: *Raises eyebrows skeptically* What are we? Five? I didn't realize we were grounded.

Sophie: *Looks Tam up and down* *Tilts head to the side* I'd say you were about seven, but you know, five works too. But, you all have been acting intolerable ever since this whole thing started. Never mind all the messes you've all caused! So, today should be easy. And I have no doubts that we will all come out of this as proper people who are mature and don't fling food at each other.

Tam: *Roles his eyes*

Linh: *Nods her head* *Takes whole speech seriously and to heart*

Biana: *Twirling hair bored around finger*

Fitz: *Shaking his head* *Arms crossed* *Pacing in a circle* *Mumbling* I can't believe you just two timed me back there. I think I've just discovered a hypocrite in its natural habitat.

Keefe: *Smirks* What's that Fitzipie?

Fitz: *Turns a little red at the realization he was talking out loud* Oh nothing. Just excited to get this show on the road! *Rushes out nervously*

Sophie: Now that's the spirit! *Cheers while looping arms with everyone*

Light leaps to a FARM

Biana: *Breathes in deeply* *Coughs* For the love of Mallowmelt! Are we at a funeral? Is this what dead people smell like? Cause if so, Sophie, I don't want to live long enough to find out!

Sophie: *Roles eyes at Biana's dramaticness* It's just cow manure.

Biana: *Snaps head to Sophie* *Looks at her in disbelief and in disgust* Just what now?

Sophie: Cow manure, turds, pies, poop *rolling her wrist like do you need me to continue*

Biana: *Eyed her in disbelief* And you brought ME here? The least you could've done was inform me of what to wear instead of me wearing some of my favorite pieces!

Sophie: *Scoffs when Biana talks about the least she could've done* Oh please! The least you all could do is act like behaved citizens! And look where we are?

Tam: *Bored* *Looks around* *Squints at the sun* Why's it so....bright?

Keefe: Not used to the light, are ya Bangs Boy? The shadows messing with your head, or is it that you aren't used to full exposure with those bangs shielding you from the sun?

Tam: What? I'm sorry, are you talking to me? I really couldn't tell, your shallow closed mindedness really makes it hard for anyone to take you seriously when you open up your mouth! *Huffs angrily*

Dex: *Stays silent* *Looks over at Linh*

Linh: *Looks at Dex* *Mouths* Lets go

Dex: *Nods*

Fitz: *Smiles* *Watches Biana and Sophie argue while Keefe and Tam argue*

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Keefe: *Shouts at Tam while wrestling* I wish Foster could go back in time, cause if she did I'd tell your Mom she'd be happier if she just kept her legs closed!

Tam: *Growls, flips Keefe* I don't need wishes to know that both of your parents would rather you have been a miscalculation just like every one of your bad plans!

Keefe: *Strangles Tam* I don't need to be an empath to know that Linh--

Sophie: *Uses Telekinisis to fling the boys apart* *Inflicts shame upon them* Knock it off! You're both acting like brats! Now, where'd Linh and Dex go?

Tam: Linh? *Pales* *Gets angry* If that Dizznee so happens to even BREATH in her direction I'll--

Sophie: Kindly join them in whatever they are doing! *Chirped*

Tam: *Grumbles something under breath*

Biana: *Gasps* *Speechless*

Fitz: *Worried* Bi? What's wrong? Are you okay? You hurt?

Biana: *Blinks*

Sophie: *Eyebrows furrow in confusion* What happened? *Smells something funny* *Crinkles nose*

Biana: *Snaps eyes to Sophie* *Teal eyes flare with hatred* YOU! YOU DID THIS!

Sophie: *Confused* Did what?

Biana: *Hisses* You brought me here! To this God-forsaken hole that would look more appealing if it was a wart on a Neverseen Agent's foot that you had to lick!

Sophie: Bi--

Biana: *Eye twitches* (Yes I brought them back, but did they ever leave in the first place lol xD) No! Don't you 'Biana' me! *Air quotes around Biana* *Waggles head with sass* Okay, you brought me here, and someone sabotaged me! *Points at foot*

Sophie: *Laughs* *Tries to hide it*

Fitz: *Smashes lips together in order to conceal it*

Tam: *Smirks* *Tries not to snort*

Keefe: *Doesn't care* *Full on laughs* *Laughs so hard he's crying* *Wheezes*

Biana: *Sends Keefe spine chilling murderous glare*

Keefe: *Ignores it and keeps laughing*

Sophie: *Joins in*

Fitz: *Bursts  out*

Biana: *Menacingly looks at Tam* Don't. You. Dare.

Tam: *Before she finishes dare starts laughing* *Snorts* *Looks embarrassed but can't help but laugh*

Biana: *Huffs and storms off* *Dragging foot in order to get poo off*

Sophie: *Ushers others to follow* Lets go! *smiling*

NOW ALL TOGETHER

Sophie: *Stops Smiling*

Dex: *Looks Green*

Linh: *Shields eyes* *Tries not to cry*

Fitz: *Runs out of room*

Tam: *Nods head* *Secretly thinks it's not that gross*

Keefe: *Shock*

Biana: *Crinkles nose in disgust* *Flinches* *Cries out*

Sophie: *Slowly holds hands out in surrender* Guys *Whispers* I promise I had no idea--

Dex: *Shaking* It just--didn't stand a chance

Linh: *Still hiding* Where's the exit?

Keefe: *Rocks back and forth on floor* Why won't it stop screaming?

Biana: *Eyes watering* So much blood, so cruel. Why did you take us here? This was the worst idea ever!

Sophie: *Covering mouth* I-I didn't know they'd--

Tam: *Roles eyes* That they'd be butchering cows. It's fine Sophie, and it wasn't THAT bad....

Biana: *Looks at him in disbelief* How was that not bad? They just--they just killed it. And the cow TRUSTED them! It trusted them, and it just went all Julius Ceaser on them! Literally stabbing it and--

Linh: *Worriedly whispers* Does the cow have a weird star shaped spot?

Tam: *Says softly* It did, but not anymore. It's too....shredded and bloody.

Linh