Jonathan: I'm never becoming one of you e-e (He also said that he's never joining Wattpad because he can't write and it's basically like DeviantART but with literature)

Me: . . . *gets up and starts assaulting him with my gym bag*

Jonathan: *shielding head with hands* WHATRE YOU DOING

Me: I WILL BEAT THE JAPANESE INTO YOU

Jonathan: ITS NOT WORKING

Me: THEN ILL MAKE IT WORK *continues beating him until I fall back into my seat*

Austin: *takes out earbuds with a WTF face* WHATRE YOU DOING TO HIM

Jonathan: She's trying to turn me into a Weaboo and its not working

Me: IM BEATING THE JAPANESE INTO HIM

Austin: I LOOK UP AND ALL I SEE IS A RISEN GYM BAG THATS READY TO HIT ME IN THE FACE

Jonathan: It's still not working :U

Me: . . . *gets up again and starts beating him over the head*

Jonathan: AHHH *shields head with hands again* ITS NOT GOIG TO WORK

Me: O H Y E S I T W I L L

Austin: *barely hits me*

Me: *You fokin wot m8 mode activates* B I T C H *starts smacking him over the head with bare hand*

Austin: *yelling in pain* AHHHH OW OW

Me: *continues smacking him until I fall back into my seat*

Austin: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

-Timeskip as we argue about me and Austin being racist towards Japanese people-

Me: *legit jumps ontop of Jonathan*

Jonathan: OH DEAR GOD

Austin: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Me: :3

*my stop is coming up*

Jonathan: OH HEY LOOK AT THE TIME YOURE STOP IS COMING UP

Austin: Y A Y

Me: -_- *goes up to him* Say "yay" one more time

Austin: I didn't say anything •-•

Me: Say "yay" one more time -_-

Austin: .......yay

Me: *smacks him over the head*

*bus stops at my house*

Me: *just before getting off* IM A WEIRD PERSON .3.

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*sees Austin flipping me of out the window as the bus drives away*

Me: BITCH *flips him off back*