You know those weird things where the guy is talking to the girl and they say this stupid stuff? It's called pick-up lines, I think. There are so many and I'm gonna list some!

• The classic- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

• My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!

• Did you just fart cuz you blew me away!

• If I had a burrito for every time I thought of you I'd be fat!

• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

• Are you from Tennessee? You're the only 10 I see!

See? Stupid.