This is me. I am goofy and fun but not really dumb. If you wonder why I don't talk too much....well, no one plots there revenge out loud do they??

Stuff I like To Do and about me!

Smash an Ice cream cone on my head and yell,"I AM A FREAKING UNICORN!! FEAR ME!!!!!!"

Draw aliens attacking people out at sea.

I don't like being bored but I am very good at it. I should consider it a hobby.

Write poems like the weirdo that I am...

I AM THE BIGGEST SPONGEBOB FAM IN THE WHOLE GOOFY GOOBER UNIVERSE!!!! I am thinking about wearing a white shirt! red tie, brown pants, a black belt and have people address me as Ms. Squarepants.....to see what happens, you know ?

I am blonde but I am not stupid or snobby. I've heard people say that every brunette needs a blonde friend.
Even if the blonde is smarter...

I make comics about super heroes. Its got action, comedy, SUSPENSE!!! and a teeny tiny tinly bit of romance. It's called The Amazing Adventures of Cheese Girl! That is a book I'm writing. Check it out!!

I write books such as the one you're reading. Congratulations!

Now let's play a game called...Ask Kaitlyn! Joining us today is nobody who actually exists so I'll make up five questions.

1. Do you consider yourself cool or popular?
Why is it that I can't really answer my own question??

2. Do you have siblings?
Yes. They are... interesting people.

3. Is this book stupid?
Oh, most definitely!

4. What are your talents?
I play piano, draw and I can sing but I don't know how good I am at it...

5. Are you glad this is the last question?
Yes!! I am really bad at this!