I was walking through that one lotion soap and hand sanitizer store with my mom and a sign says:

BEST PANCAKES IN THE WORLD!!

It said fragrances. FRAGRANCES. DERP!!

then there was a lotion thing called Merry Marshmallow Kiss. I smelled it and it smelled nothing like marshmallows!

My mom said that of course it didn't smell like that and she hoped it didn't.

Me, loudly, in the middle of the store: I WAS HOPING IT WOULD!!