What sicko made up the mistletoe? There is a jillion gazillion (That means a lot of numbers and I mean it) things wrong with it!!

1. It isn't a missile.

2. It doesn't have a toe.

3. Is there a specific reason you have to kiss under it?

4. That thing is a deadly shrub!! Those leaves could fall. They just fall wherever they want.

5. Christmas is a time of family togetherness and happy together stuff. NOT deadly traps set to get someone to kiss you.

6. It's awful.

7. It caused a HORRIBLE dude to write a HORRIBLE song with his HORRIBLE singing voice. Therefore, mistletoes are HORRIBLE.

...And Justin Beiber.

8. It has scared Millions of innocent children to go into their homes during the holiday season, in fear the mistletoe will be over their head.

9. You never see it coming.

10. It is BAD. In a bad way.

...Reason number Jillion Gazillion...

Just in GENERAL it stinks!!