Holy schnarg, let me try something!!

Holy crap it did!! please enjoy...

Bored, Bored,

Ok first I'll tell you a bunch of secrets nobody knows!!

Kidding what IDIOT would do that??

No really, that's just dumb.

Now, I will write random stuff!

Drumroll, please!

Electra

Nutter

Yo yo yo !

Buy a cupcake!

Buy a cupcake!

Yo yo yo

Buy a cupcake!

Buy a cupcake for one buck!!

(Word!)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob Squarepants!!

Who's yellow, absorbent and something is he?

Spongebob Squarepants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish,

(Spongebob Squarepants)

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!!!

Which probably hurts...

I mean, ouch.

Ok I will nonsense you later.

Peace out!!!

NOT!

Cerulean

Ways to say Hello

Hello! ¡Hola! Konichwa! Bonjour! Swadii! Guten Tag! Nihow!

And also: hey you! I just said hello in 7 different languages!!!!

They say it is the Worlds Best Chocolate.

They say it is made in a secret fortress of gold!

That's a lie.

They talk of it's delicious flavors.

All I saw was almond and regular.

They say it is the worlds best.

I don't think it's all that good.

There is blood on my bed from a bloody nose. But I wiped it off.

Also I'm fine and my nose also survived so don't panic.

I repeat this is a drill not a- wait drill?! I meant ... Meant...

I meant its....

The bloody nose is gone!!!

End of story.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange!

Oh sorry, I don't answer the door to oranges.

I meant to say I'm an apple.

Ok I'll open the door.

Opens it....

Hey! You're not an apple or an orange! You're a straw berry!!

Because it was a knock knock joke!

I hate this neighborhood!!

Did you hear about the fly that destroyed mankind?

Of course you didn't! Why would a fly even BOTHER? He would NEVER overthrow humanity and not get squished!

Although the dung beetle almost did,

But then the exterminator showed up...

Hey I'm bored want to hear my A B Cs?

Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy and Zz!

Just don't say the lower case when you say it out loud it just makes it look better.

[]{}#%^*+=_\|~<>€'m£¥¥.,?!'1234567890-/:;()$&@".,?!'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

That's all of the things I can write but I didn't include the weird letters like ã and į .

I have to take yucky cough syrup medicine stuff that tastes like.... Words can't describe.

So they have medicine for people who are sick and throwing up.

But the medicine taste so gross the people throw up more!

Like my cough stuff!

Except it makes you cough for a few minutes but then it helps.

Hey I feel like telling you about spiderwebs!

The title is bored bored and whenever I look at it I think of spiderwebs

Appalappalxnddksmzzzapaaapappawenckapplensjskzkzapplwnndmapllenaaplleappeldbhjjjsiwockbxxkhaslsksjnx

And that is my science homework

Bravo! Ancore!!! Ancore!!!

NOT!!!

You get an F. FOREVER!!!! No just for science class because you blew it up. With a biochemical!!!!!

Which is bad...

Where's the bathroom?

Why it's over there, wait you are a vampire!!

Don't come in!!!

vampire: crap...

Person: um... so you want a root beer?

vampire: yeah, sure. Can I come in?

Person: Yeah, ok. Hey wait a second no!!!!

Too late. . .

Missed it by *that* much.

Hey, you like cheese?

I have a cheese joke!

What did the cheddar say to the Swiss when he had an idea?

Ok, that sounds Gouda to me!!!

(OR...it's full of holes)

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA!

Aren't I hilarious?

Yes, I know you don't have to admit it.

Actually I think you're-

I know hilarious, as I said already you don't need to tell me.

Uh- um.... COMING, MOM!!

Phhhht. They all do that.

HEY AMIGO I NACHO

FRIEND! HA HA IM FUNNY!

Uh oh. I feel... QUEASY!!!!

SPLAT!

YOLO!!!!!!

You

Only

Love

Oreos

AKWARD...........................

I love...

A ____named

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha I got you!!

I'm #1 and you're #2, but that kinda sounds like I'm calling you a poo!!

Wait, I'm a #2???????

...yes....

...GROSS.

Yeah.... gross.....

What? That was a huge space- so?

Ok, now I see what you mean...

But hey that's ok because I'm a real far way!

That was strange...

But that's just me!!!!

It's Wednesday, March 13, 2013

At 2:25 p.m.

Yeah, I'm that exact.

BOO-YAH!!

Whalo! That means goodbye!l

HCTS! Holley said this

I like tacos!!

And that they are batter than burritos!!!

I never thought she would say such a thing....

but apparently,she would !

Still now .....

Weird...

I'm listening to music!

And if you don't like music you stink!

music is way better than, dictionaries err.. Something like that....

So then that guy said, " I'm a taco!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

You're gross!!

And all that.

Like the U NO, you know.

You know??

No.

Holy Crap, IT'S RAINING GUMDROPS AND LOLLIPOPS

WHAT A WORLD THIS!!! I'm GONNA GO OUTSIDE WITH MY MOUTH OPEN WIDE SINGING, " AHHA HA AH A AHHH!!!!"

Ack!!!

Lollipops... Belgh... To much.... Gross.

What a world...

What A world.........

QUESS WHAT?? IT IS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY SO EVERYONE

SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN "QUESS WHAT?? IT IS ALMOST

KAITLYN' S BIRTHDAY! EVERY

SINGLE PERSON YELL 'QUESS WHAT?? IT IS ALMOST HER

BIRTHDAY SO YELL IT OUT SO EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE

UNIVERSE REMEMBERS, OK!!!!' "

Did I mention that it was my birthday?

No I don't think I did...

HEY EVERYBODY QUESS WHAT???!!!

IT IS ALMOST MY 11th BIRTHDAY!!

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT! KAITLYN IS TURNING 11 IN 18 DAYS!!

18, COUNT 'EM, 18!!!!

Oh boo it's on a Sunday.

HEY QUESS WHAT?!

IM BORED!!!

Now I'm all more bored:(

- -

0 0

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- -

0 0

/\

:(

...I wish I weren't bored.

But still!

Ugh.

I am a funny person....

Wait-no! I'm goofy and I'm proud!!!!

Me and Holley got some packages of hot sauce and ketchup and are planning to squirt them into our mouths!!

Holley loves R5 .....AND DATS DA TRUTH!!!!

( - )

That means

HFBDGUSHVDJANVDUDNBSHDRGENJSBUHBBDHGEHEHBEHEHFBGRVSHJDHEHHDF. DHSNEUBDNSNE DH!!!!!!!

Or BOB THE BUILDER!!!

Can we fix it?

Yes we can't!!!

You said 'can't'

You bet I did!!!!

Bruno Mars had a grenade and Thaio Cruz had a dynamite. They both threw it at Katy Perry who exploded like a firework. The bang was so loud that Rihanna ran around from memory loss yelling,"WHAT'S MY NAME?!" Ke$ha and those other dudes began to fly like a G6. Eminem said, "I'm not afraid."

Nelly woke up and sighed...it was just a dream...

THE END!!!

So...we have to do this whole Cinco de Mayo dance and I signed up. BEFORE I found out what we did who I dance with and what we wear.

So I won't show up for the performance. But holley's all like do cinco de mayo do cinco de mayo but can't she respect my authority??

-The Show Mustn't Go On

Dear 'the show mustn't go on'

I say don't show up! You don't want to so why would you make yourself unhappy? Tell your friend calmly,"HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU!!

IM NOT GONNA DANCE!!!"

Best of luck,

The Voice Inside My Own Head

Thank you!!!

The Kaitlyn who is awesome says BOO-YAH! (Boo yah!)

The Kaitlyn who is awesome says BOO YAH!

The Kaitlyn who is awesome and you'd surely believe it says...

BOO YAH!!

HOLY CRAP GUESS WHAT?!?!?

It was lunch bunch and out of the blue Wyatt yells...

HEY KAITLYN!!! MLY!!

(I lettered out the words for secrecy)

THEN I FROZE AND, LIKE, FREAKED THE FREAK OUT.

Then of course all those other guys denied it which is because it probably WASN'T true...

BUT it still scared me to DEATH.

So how's YOUR life going?

I'm all upside down and flipping and right side up ing and all that stuff

So. . . .

What do you think 35 or maybe even 45% chance of it raining meatballs?

Or not:(

GUESS WHAT GOODNIGHT!!!!!

2:26 in the morning or is it afternoon? Hmmm... I'll look in to that...

Ury

So how's it going!?

I'm not going anywhere!

Exactly .

:D :) :p 8) ;) :o

\/

Aren't I funny???

PEN-WORTHY?

Pen worthy?

Or is it John B. Snakester?

Lets go with Snakester.

Dentists are scary!

Hey Holley texted something about something but I couldn't really tell because it was misspelled...I think...

Wait, she did this other time after the misspelled one!!!

Any ideas to get even?

WAIT-DROP EVERYTHING I GOT IT NOW!!!

I'll pack my lunch and Holley will most likely want something(I will do it when we have something gross at school) I'll give her the thing I poisoned!!

GRRE! IM SO SMART IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD FOR HOLLEY...

BUT IM TOO BUSY PLOTTING

MY REVENGE!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAGAHA!!!!

Then for another time I'll sneak something in her lunch that will spill!!

To distract her I will say in the third bathroom stall there is her name plus someone or something

While she is gone...BOOM!

My plan is in action and it all starts tomorrow...

>:)

JK!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?!

KNOCK KNOCK

KNOCK KNOCK WHO??

KNOCK KNOCK WHY WON'T YOU OPEN THE DOOR??

The Potato Song!!!!

I'm a potato I like to live in the ground. you see us potatoes we sing when there's no ones around.

I love being a potato life's easy when you're a spud I play guitar in the daytime and at night I just sleep in the mud.

OOOH THE POTATO without us you wouldn't have chips! Ooooooh potato then what would you have with your fish??

OOOOOH THE POTATO growing outside the fields! ooooohhh the potato fantastic with every meal!

Musical potato ya didn't know we could sing? A singing potato? What a peculiar thing!

OOOOOHHH THE POTATO!

without us you wouldn't have chips OOOOOHH the potato! then what would you have with your fish?!oooooohhh the potato growing outside the fields OOOOOOHH THE POTATO fantastic with every meal!!

Thank you !!

Song by Brian B.

Senile

SOOOOOO BOOOOOOORRREEEDD!!

HAHAHAHA!

Swim swim or swum swum or swam swam or swom swom?

DURRRR! It's swom!

HEE HAA HEE HAA HEE!!!

YO WUZ UP?!

NUFIN

THERE GOTTA B SOMEFIN

NUP NUFIN.

ITH A VERY FIMPLE QUESTUN.

O LIKE DA SKY?

YETH!

WUZ DON?

UH DIRF AN WURMS.

YETH!

HAHAHAHA!!

KNIF DUD.

YUF I GNO.

Now wets actually speak normal

YETH

I mean, yes...

Grbrbrdbfjdbbsjsjzhendjxdnen.

I speak that language very fluently...

Dfujvch korsa xhilnbx sruknvc. L

Gajwoerncosbrhfiwoqppwjrnfownfiebfnckbskdifoufnckownfksfl

HOLY CRAP I ABSOLUTELY DON'T LIKE R5!! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!! I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU NUTCASES!

Ok sorry everyone's a nutcase

Actually....I'm not sorry

Anyways..

IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD-EH!

Imagine Dragons! Look it up.

I am documenting how long it takes for an entire pack of gum to loose its flavor. I've been chewing for 40 freaking minutes!!!

Hey guess what? I got on the roof. WEEEEEEE!

Alfredo hg

Petite

Sissy

Ninny f

Insomniac g

Prong

Unison

(Sorry, was looking up what some words mean and if I or he correct meaning that I thought I got)

( O.o)

( ># >) I was going to give you a waffle.

( O-o)

( < #< ) but I was hungry...

( ()_()'')

( >#<) I got confused

( O-O)

( ^#^ ). And I ate it

( O_o\)

( > >) I felt bad.

() (). () ()

( O-o). ( O-o)

( > >O). ( < < )

So I gave you a cookie.

The End! :D

( O.o)

Bunny wig leather jacket!! WOOP! WOOP!

|\o/| {WEEEEEEE!!!)

Who knows how smart I'd be if I weren't dropped on my head.

I am all wop-dee-doodle DOO.

That means I am insane.

Or does it?!?!

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!😱