Hyunjin POV, 7/30 a/n: and is it just me, but this pic is giving rich auntie hyunjinnie vibes?

It was a Sunday, and today was lowkey normal. For an idol mafia....it was normal. For a normal human being, it would be the most bizarre day of their existence. And I was fine with it being like that. 

"Wake up sleepy head!!!" Jisung yelled, "We've got practice!" 

"Ugh whyyyy" I groaned, as I mentally slapped myself. I was back in the dorm after days of hectic practice after practice—dance and mafia. 

"Because we've got a packed schedule today. Again," he yelled and literally pulled me out of my sacred bed again. He does not have the right to physically make me get out of my bed!

"Noooooooo," I whined, tossing and turning in the mound of covers and pillows that had been thrown on in attempts to wake me up.

"WAKE UP! THERE'S WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST! AND JIYOUNGIE IS COMING!" he yelled.

"Jiyoung?! Jiyoung?" I asked and quickly propped myself up.

"The things you do for your girlfriend..." he mumbled and got out of my room.

"HEY you'll understand when you have a girlfriend!" I called across the room as he was already out of the room.

"That's if I ever have a girlfriend..." he sighed. What happened? Why did he suddenly become so...sad? Did I do something? Hyunjin, shut up. It's probably nothing, right?

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"JAGIII~!" I yelled as she stepped into the room, already seeming ready for the day with boyfriend jeans, a baggy tee, bucket hat, converse, and a simple black bag. She looked so effortlessly perfect and casual, while most of us were still in our sweats. 

"Hi...?" she questioned as she took a seat in between Jisung and Lee Know. Meanie. On the other hand, Lee Know was smirking while eating a piece of toast.

"Hey Jiyoungie, isn't this toast really good?" he asked while his mouth was still full with a mouthful.

"Well you haven't given me any~" she whined. He stuffed the toast into her mouth. "h-h-heydafhj!" (a/n: she couldn't properly say anything cuz, well, food) I knew he was her brother, but I was a little jealous. It's probably just a prank. Over and over, I had to tell myself. It's just a joke. 

"Guys you're forgetting me!" Jisung whined as he stuffed butter into her mouth, while Felix approached with jam.

"Yayyy!!!!" Felix exclaimed as he put the knife into the sink. At this point, I couldn't take it. 

"Guys what are you doing?!" I yelled. Their eyes grew about...ten times bigger with the volume I spoke in.

"Huh?" Lee Know asked, "Hey I'm her brother here, you're the boyfriend!"

"And we've known her for longer, right Jiyoung-ah?" Felix asked. Jiji was still munching on the toast that was stuffed in her mouth.

"Felix, not going to lie, but you have horrible jam tastes," she mumbled and got up to get a glass of water.

"Hey...it's not that bad! Just strawberry and mango mixed together!" Felix whined.

"Ok, Felix, what the heck...that sounds horrible," Changbin laughed. 

"It was, Binnie," she winked and plopped back onto the chair. 

"Guys she's my girlfriendd!" I whined.

"Oh shut up! I'll stuff SOMETHING up your mouth. Who knows what because SOMEONE decided to use ALL of the tissues and NOT tell me!" Lee Know retorted back.

"I think that was on purpose, hyung..." Felix mumbled as they all stared at the one and only innocent quokka.

"What? I was saving myself! I had a stuffy nose! I can't control it! I- uh...nevermind," he mumbled.

"SUNGIE!" Jiyoung yelled with utter disbelief, "All of you are in for a treat! Call it the Lee Specialty of Roasting! President is Lee Minho! Oh, um, Jinnie you probably will get an even special-er treat!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" they all yelled. 

"I'd rather have mucus infused juice at this point," Jisung mumbled.

"Ew, that's legit disgusting, mate," Chan said, laughing so hard, that the old man would probably fall out of his chair if he wasn't careful enough. 

"Jiji?" I asked.

"jagi?" she asked back.

"Why were you ignoring me and being awkward earlier?" I asked. Ahem. I was OFFENDED.

"It was a prank! Thank Jisung for that," she laughed. 

"JISUNG! FELIX! LEE KNOW! HOW DARE YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET JIYOUNG TO DO A PRANK WITH YOU? I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! YOU MEANIE PANINIS HOW WILL I FORGIVE YOU?!" I rambled. I was at this point just making a scene, but I was a little hurt. HOW DARE THEY?! My own girlfriend....betrayed meeeeeeee.

"Hyunjin, shush. It was a prank! I'm sorry, ok? I didn't know you would take it that seriously!!!!" Felix panicked and started running around the room like a maniac (maniac maniac blah blah blah cheoreom!  ping ping muruwogetchiiiii), and the chaos ensued. Soon, Jiyoung came to me while she hugged me.

"How do you deal and live with all of these crazy people in one area?" she laughed and ruffled my hair.

"You get used to it...it wasn't easy though, jagiya," I smiled, planting a small kiss on her forehead.

"AND THE LOVEBIRDS ARE AT IT AGAIN!! YUCK YUCK YUCK! I'M TOO INNOCENT TO SEE THIS AHHH!" Innie yelled and started joining Felix in running around the room. Aish...

"Oh mah gawd...YANG JEONGIN! LEE FELIX! CALM DOWN!" Changbin barked and made everyone quiet down, "Romance is a totally normal thing, but y'all don't have to obsess over every little detail they do! It's quite a remarkable art in homosapien life and-" 

"WE DONT NEED YOUR DIPLOMATIC SPEECH ABOUT ROMANCE, CHANGBIN!" Minnie yelled and started running towards him with a plastic knife in his hand.

"AHHHHH I'M COOKED!" he yelled, and more and more chaos occurred with laughing fits, drama, corny jokes, and life threats with a real knife...and sometimes fake ones too.

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I'm. So. Sorry. For. This. Update. Taking. Who. Knows. How. Long. IM SORRYYYY. My life is really chaotic rn so I'm going to try and do one more chapter over this weekend, I hope. SPAM MY CONVERSATIONS TAB IF I DO NOTHING! OK tyyyyy