5/12/23
Roger: *Jumps out in front of Eliza*
Eliza:AHHHH Fuck you
Jane's mom:Hey buddy your grades are slipping what's up with that?
Jane:What's up with you just getting out of prison huh?!
Boris:Jason asked me to make his eyebrows look nice so I tried to wax them, when I took the wax strips off there was um...A problem...
Jason:...
Jason's eyebrows:*The same status of his mother*
Jason: *Pissed* MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE!
Boris: No they're not! I told you, they're right here D: *Takes out the wax strips with Jason's eyebrows on them*
Roger:I thought you were bae, but turns out you're just fam...
Junk Lord:Bruh...
Roger:*Flips him off emotionally*
Jason:Can I have some of your fries?
Craig:Sure :D
Also Craig:Can I have a bite of your burger?
Jason:Absolutely not
Wildernessa:Some perfect couple, he won't even share his food with him.
Jason:It has avocado on it, he's allergic to avocado *Hugs Craig, smirking* Are you so jealous of our relationship you want Craig to die?
Wildernessa: *Didn't think her joke would backfire*....
(Adult)Craig:I'm the papa :D
(Adult)Jason:And I'm the dad :)
(Adult)Jason and Craig:And we think it's a boy!
(Adult)Kelsey:I'm the auntie and I think it's gonna be non binary! >:D
(Adult)Jessica:Hi i'm Auntie Jessica and I know the gender, ha!
(Adult)Tony and Boris:Hi we're the uncles and we think it's gonna be a girl!
(Adult)Bryson:Hi I'm your cousin and I think you're gonna be a stick!
(Fetus)Gavin and Janince: *chilling in the surrogate mother*
Vanessa:*At a cemetery* Haha to all the white people that died here
Stacks:Vanessa! You can't just say that, that's very rude!
Tony: *Trying to be a weather man* On today's forecast you can clearly see, somebody got me FUCKED UP. FUCKED. UP.
Silvia:Hey, wanna kiss?
(Adult)Raj:Why are you making those blue?
(Younger)Justin: *Drawing with blue chalk* Cause blue is fucking tight!
(Adult)Raj:Okay
Ela:*Casually drinking water*
Cohen:*Runs in screaming, grabs the giant potted plant and throws it through the window breaking it*
Ela:WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Boris:When trouble calls...It just might take awhile
Adele: *Trying to make her kid car move even though it has 4 people in it*
Adele:I did not hit you with my car, your car happened to get in my way and I was like, 'I AIN'T GONNA STOP HERE I GONNA GO!'
Eliza:...
George:I love you!
Secret Keeper:*In the most high pitch and gay voice* I LOVE YOU TOO YA LITTLE BITCH!
Mark: *Throws water on a bathroom mirror* Don't fuck with me
Wildernessa and Jason: *Ducking down hiding* As you can see we got 2 crocodiles-
Crocodile 1:Girl, they think we can't see them!
Crocodile 2:They as dumb as a box of rocks
Crocodile 1:Girl get them!
Crocodile 2:Imma bite all their fingers off
Jane:Love is like Beauty and the beast
Eliza:Love is what you're looking at right now
George:There is no such thing as love
Secret Keeper:Can I go that way?
Jason:No?
Secret Keeper:Can I go that way?
Jason:No
Secret Keeper:Why not?
Jason:Cause it's a one way, you can only go one direction-
Secret Keeper:*Starts playing One direction*
Junk Lord:Look, I'm eating food and this colourful bird wants some *Points the camera to a peacock* Get out of here with your prideful ass!
Tien: *On the verge to a full ass mental breakdown* THE BOX SAID 375-400 I PUT IT TO 375 FOR 13-20 MINUTES, I PUT IT FOR 13 I WAS HUMBLE BUT THE PILLSBERRY DOUGH GOD BURNED MEE!!!
Tony:I saw these letter chicken nuggets and I was like...Oh wait, what if I buy them and... *Shows that he made the nuggets spell 'boob'* HAHAHAHA boob, okay put these back now... *Removes the b at the end so now it says boo* AHHH
Wren:How would you like me to replace every liquid in your body, with glow stick fluid?
(Adult)Cheyenne:Plan B? No, plan c
(Adult)Kenneth:*Punches her in gut as hard as he can*
(Adult)Cheyenne:AH-
Eliza:He was standing really close to me in breakfast so I think that meant...
Junk Lord: *Watching the tv and a little girl walks in on her grandma dying*
Little girl on tv:Grandma! D:
Junk lord:HAHA
(Joke about a past one shot)
Jason: *Lightly singing to Keun Sup dying of Hanahaki disease* You can be my Juliet cause you'll probably end up dead...
Keun Sup:...
Richard:Ugh! I'm so pale, how do you get so tan?
Maya:BITCH!
Craig: *Trying to run a convenience store* 1 2 3 4, HOW MANY NIGGERS ARE IN MY STORE?! YEAH I CATCH YA STEALING!
Wildernessa: *Just trying to buy some food for Cheesesticks*...
Jason's dad:Hey how bout you tell everyone how the dentist was
(Younger)Jason: *Hugging onto his stuffed toy for dear life* THE DENTIST WAS A FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Eliza:Yeah so anyways- Craig, stop being so nosy get out of here
Craig:*Offended big nose noises*Are you kidding me? Wow, fuck you
911 operator:911, where is your emergency?
Wildernessa:*Sniff* My heart
George:Hey man how it going, man...?
Toman:Yo you gonna cry man? Let it out, man
George:I'm gonna cry man... *Sobs*
Junk lord: *Rubs eyes* Hey
Roger:*Stumbles* Hey
Junk lord:You still fucked up?
Roger:Yeah
Jane:I SAID KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, ELIZA!
George: *Casually sitting there between the argument looking into the camera smiling*
Jane:GEORGE WAS UGLY IN PHYSICS ANYWAYS!!!
George: *Flabbergasted*
Craig:How would you rate yourself a one to 10?
Jason:Shit, dunno fucking million
Secret Keeper:Ha! Look at the fucking cow
Stacks:It's a dog...
Secret Keeper:Ha! Moo, bitch!
(20 y/o)Jp:Hey bruh
(19 y/o)Craig:Yeah bruh?
(20 y/o)Jp:Have you and Jason fucked yet, bruh?
(Adult)Jason:Hey can you toss me my keys?
(Adult)Craig: *Throws a whole printer*
(Adult)Jason:I said my keys, honey...
(Adult)Craig:I thought you said printer!
(Adult)Jason:Why the fuck would I say printer...?
(Adult)Jason:Did you just hit your sister?!
(Younger)Gavin:Yes
(Adult)Jason:Say sorry right now!
(Younger)Gavin:Sorry...
(Adult)Jason:Say it like you mean it!
(Younger)Gavin:Sowrrry
Priest kid:You may now place your flowers in the casket
Toman:*Nods* Kobe! *Throws a rose in the casket*
George:What is the first thing you'd find in the trunk of your car?
Jp:Pickles :D
Kelsey:You don't know what you say, you gay.
Jane:Justin Bieber's dead, oh my god!
Eliza:I brought a poster for nothing?
Jason:Yeah and yesterday I met this guy who was a total-
Boris: *Enters the room*
Jason:...Jerk off to Tony...
(Teen)Toman:After school I wonder, homework or video game? You know the answer is always gonna be porn
(Teen junior forest scouts but they get into film production at school):
(Teen)Boris: *Pours a whole bottle of pills into Adele's drink*
(Teen)Adele: *About to take a sip*
(Teen)Tony:Hey! Don't drink out of that.
Also (Teen)Tony:Share if you care about people :D
Tien:I got my hood on, it's cold out and I want me some comfort food...
Angel:They burnt my burger!
Tony:They burnt my fries!
Kit: *Slurps* They burnt my shake
Jason: *Almost begging* Please DO NOT THROW THE BROWN TOWELS INTO THE TOILET
Rick: *Takes a bite of food* This is worse than the Holocaust...
Tien:Thank you, chef...
(Adult)Eliza:I see you don't have a lifeguard at your beach...
(Adult)Toman: *Trying to chill in his bubble bath* This isn't a beach this is a bath tub!
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