Requested by:Reginajackson1098
8/22/22

Gordy: *Standing in front of a target with the 'T' flashing* Everyone welcome to...T-T-T-T-Target!!!

(Adult)Raj:*Singing* I want to see my little boy! I want to see my little boy!
(Adult)Shawn: *Holding (Baby)Justin Here he comes :)
Raj:*Singing* I want to see my little boy!

Xavier:Put that candy down I ain't buying your shit!
Maya:*Throws candy at Xavier*
Xavier:Ah! *Pissed off* Fuck me right in the asshole!

Kit: *holding a Turnip* Turn up, for what?

Keef:Shit, duck! *Ducks down*
Gordy: *Holding a duck* Oh I get it, cause of the duck- *Duck flies in his face*

Little Chris:Angel, there's a monkey on the car
Angel:A monkey on the car?
Little Chris:Fuck off
Angel: *Trying hard as hell to not laugh at that*

The creek: *Pretending to play Family Feud*
Craig:Tell me a body part that begins with the little T
Jp:Titties
Craig:...

Tony:Mom I can't sleep
Tony's mom:Try counting sheep

Tony:What color are they?
Tony's mom:Whatever color you want
Tony:Where are they all going?
Tony's mom:Fuck it, I'm tired *Goes to her room*

Xavier:Listen Buddy, you gotta expect the unexpected
Jason:*Slaps Xavier* You expect that, bitch?

(Teen)Secret Keeper: *Walks into a Staple's with Jason) Do you think they'll actually have staples?
(Teen)Jason:Let's see
(Teen)Secret Keeper:*Gasp* They do! So you know what that means?
(Teen)Jason and Secret Keeper:*Runs into a Dick's sporting goods* YIPE! C'MON!

Kenneth's mom:Ooo my boy going to school today! Fuck it up Kenneth! Fuck it up!

Craig: *Walking to a seat to sit down* People are constantly asking me, what's it like to be so s- *Slips and hits head on a desk*

(Adult)Xavier:Is your baby being a little shit? Shower her, that'll scare her!
Also (Adult)Xavier:Don't be naughty! Don't be naughty!
(Baby)Ela: *Laughing*

Craig:It's the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life! It's watermelon inside watermelon!

Scoots: *Crying* In the third grade, people treated me like a criminal :(
Also Scoots:Because I killed somebody! *Gets out knife*

Stacks: *Playing the electric piano* Is there anything better than pussy? A really good book!

Xavier:I'm over all these dumb as bitches with all these fake ass people!
Maya: *Walking by* Hey
Xavier:Hey
Also Xavier:Fucking bitch!

George:Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna ride on the fast lane?! WELL GOOD LUCK FINDING IT, THERES A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON ANOTHER TRUCK!

Commercial:Blackheads, so not attractive and so hard to get rid of! You can make those stubborn black heads disappear...

Craig: *Offended as hell*

Jason's dad: *Trying to act all nice at bring your son to work day* Oop, I heard someone got an A today! *Pretends to reach into his pocket* What's this *Does a thumbs up* Good job, Buddy!
Jason:Haha...I hate you so much :)

Wildernessa:What are you thinking about?
Jason:Craig
Wildernessa:Hm, me too

Tony:Oh I hope I don't fall *Slips down the stairs* oH nO

Jp:Got an eggplant patch, guess you know why
Scooter girl:Cause you're a dick?
Jp:Cause it's my favorite veggie :)

Craig and Jason: *Singing together while dancing*
Wildernessa:I wish I had a boyfriend :(

Dillard:I just realized I'm broke and they're all laughing at me! :(

Wildernessa:Craig, truth or dare?
Craig:Dare
Wildernessa:I dare you to call your crush
Craig:I don't need to call my crush cause they're in this car right now
Wildernessa: *Gets excited thinking it's her*
Craig: *Turns to Jason and starts kissing him*
Kelsey: *Trying hard as hell not to laugh*
Wildernessa:...

Mariah:Hey, what time is it to go to the dentist? Tooth thirty!

(Adult)Marie: *High as hell* I smoked so many cigarettes when I was pregnant and now my son is a cat and he doesn't love me :(
The cat:...

Sorry this was shorter than usual.