6/12/22
Boris:Hey are you okay?
Jason:Yeah I just haven't been able to think straight lately...
Jason's mind:Craig, dudes holding hands, guys kissing...
Wildernessa:Saba gives you all your daily nutrients, like zero grams of trans fat and oh my god cholesterol!
Wildernessa:*Sees a bear in a river* It's a fucking bear! *Sees wave wash away bear* NOOO *Realises the bear just hopped on a branch* Oh, fuck he's right there.
Tony:So is it any wonder why people are afraid of technology?
Also Tony:*Sees Sparkle cadet walking by, holds up cardboard that says 'technology'* Technology!
Sparkle cadet:Oh my god!
Jason:*Holding a Rice Krispie treat* Hey guys do want a- (Mentally:Fuck, I have a lisp I can't just say Rice Krispie Treats out loud...) ...Blue bar...?
Eliza:If you don't like me even though I put myself out there then I'm done! And by that I mean I'm not gonna conversate with you I'm not gonna-
Kelsey:I think it's converse
Eliza:huh?
Kelsey:Just say talk *Slips drink*
Keef: *Walking but trips*
Gordy:Woah, are you okay-?
Keef: *High pitched crying as he tries to stuff noodles back in this pocket*
Angel and Jason: *Walking together*
George: *Screams to scare Angel*
Angel:AHHHHHH...*Singing* GONNA SWING FROM CHANDELIER!!!!!
Jane:Have any of you guys had 5 guys before?
Eliza:Oh my god, you're such a slut!
Jane:I'm talking about the food, Eliza!
If Danny and Scooter Girl chose to keep Ela in the NG Au:
(Adult)Danny:This baby is goddamn useless, she can't do shit
(Adult)Scooter Girl:What do you want her to do?
(Adult)Danny:I need her to do a backflip
Teacher:Okay class here's your assignment if you have any questions ask me
Jason:*Raises hand* Ma'am?
Teacher:Yes?
Jason:May I kill myself
Rick:Do you ever wanna talk about your feelings, Tien?
Tien:No
Rick:Oh
Susan:I do
Rick:I know
Susan:I'm sad
Rick:I know
Maya:Hey did you hear about the serial killer cause I'm sure he killed my parents and I'm here for revenge! *Pulls out her bat with nails in it*
Boris:*Chaos breaking lose behind him* Welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus!
Tony: *Doing drugs and reading books*
Boris:*Singing* KOOM BIIIAAIII!!!
Teacher:Okay class let's talk about a magical moment in our life!
George:I once threw my dog into a river
Teacher:Oh...
Xavier:Hello, I would appreciate it if you'd stop saying what are those to my sneakers when yours look like you got them from 7/11 :)
(Adult)Craig:It's nothing to be afraid of, kids!
(Younger)Gavin:Look! *Spider's gone*
(Adult)Craig:...
(Adult)Craig*Driving away* Say goodbye to the house kids!
(Adult)Keun Sup:Where is Cohen at? Cohen! Cohen! *Running around the house* Cohen!
(Baby)Cohen: *Climbing on Keun Sups back*
Jason: *Getting some stuff at a grocery store aisle*
Eliza: *Vice versa in the same aisle*
Jason: *Sneezes*
Eliza: *Pissed* I have a boyfriend!
Natalie: *Phones ringing*I'm not picking this up
Justin: *Pissed*YOU BETTER PICK UP MY PHONE CALLS!!!
Natalie:AHHH
(Adult)Eliza:How can you fail English when you speak English?!
Angelina:But mom! The teacher don't like me
(Adult)Eliza:Nope, I don't wanna hear it!
Boris: *At a grocery store in a banana costume*
Kit: *Shopping for bananas*
Jp:Hey man, there's someone eating the bananas *Points to Kit*
Boris: NOOOOOO *Tackles Kit*
Teacher:Okay does everyone understand?
Gavin:No-
The whole class:Yes
Teacher:Alright, moving on
Gavin: *On the verge to a mental breakdown*
Bobby:The teacher said an eraser can erase any mistake!
Jason:Let me see that eraser *Tries to use it on Bobby*
Eliza:Ugh, you're just like all the other guys. All men are dogs! HERE YOU WANNA GO FETCH?!! *Takes out a stick*
Mark:Hello welcome to Jerome's, home of the best hamburgers :)
Bobby:Do you sell hotdogs?
Mark:... UGH!!! *Beats Bobby's ass*
(Adult)Jason:Why is the smoke detector disconnected?! Are you smoking pot in here or baking a cake I wanna know!
Secret Kid:*Sighs*
Jane:I have a boyfriend
Secret Kid:Bitch, I was breathing!
Eliza:He's your ex?
Jane:Yeah
Eliza:Go on *Pulls out her axe*
Xavier's mom:I saw your report card
Cheyenne:Congrats you can see
Xavier's mom:Oh so you wanna be smart?
Cheyenne:That's why I go to school
Jason's mom:You've been drinking again?!
Jason:No!
Jason's mom:Then who's water is this?!
Jason:I need water to survive!
Jason's mom:We don't drink in this house!!
(Teen)Jason: *On the phone with Craig* Hey do you wanna go out with me?
(Teen)Craig: Yeah!
(Teen)Forest scouts:Yes yes! *Celebrating*
(Teen)Jasons *Now acting calm* Okay, you available this weekend?
(Adult)Mark: *Working at a daycare* Why are you climbing on the walls what are you 3?! (Mentally)Wait they are 3...
Also (Adult)Mark:What are you, 2?!
Secret Kid: *Trying to be a waiter* Would you like a salad bar with your meal?
David:Oh, no thank you I don't drink
Secret kid:...
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