Tony Stark has created a group chat.
Tony Stark has changed the group chat name to OG Avengers
Tony Stark has added Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff

Steve Rogers:
Tony, what is this?

Tony Stark:
A group chat, duh.

Thor Odinson:
THE RECTANGLE DEVICE IS VIBRATING AND GLOWING

Clint Barton:
Caps, Thor.

Thor Odinson:
WHAT IS THIS CAPS YOU SPEAK OF

Clint Barton:
🤦🏻‍♂️

Steve Rogers:
Wait a minute, what's the face?

Tony Stark:
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Steve Rogers:
How did you do that?

Thor Odinson:
I AM ALSO CONFUSED

Tony Stark:
Ok, first things first. Thor, press the arrow button on the left side of your keyboard.

Thor Odinson:

I'd been reading the "group chat" over my sisters shoulder for a while now, and it was still confusing me.

'Why can't they just get up and walk around the compound?' I tilted my head and looked up at Natalia.

'Knowing Stark, he's too lazy.' I nodded my head and went back to watching the screen of my sisters "phone". 'Remind me to get you one of these. Then you can be part of all the fun.' I rolled my eyes and shook my head, smiling.

Bruce Banner:
Guys, stop spamming the chat. I'm in the middle of an experiment and the pressure of getting this right combined with the constant ringing and vibrating of my phone definitely isn't helping me keep calm

Is it anxiety or anger?

Clint Barton:
Have you been ghosting the chat?

I was thoroughly confused by this. How does someone who's alive ghost something? Natalia took note of my confusion. 'Ghosting someone or something online means you're reading their texts or posts and not responding.' I nodded.

Bruce Banner:
Both, really.

Ok. I'm on my way. And Clint, I'm a spy. You should know the answer to that.

Natalia handed me her phone. I'd just watched her using it, so I knew what to do. Tap the keys with letters to write words. 'Let's confuse them.' She smirked and left the room. Tichu cocked her head from her perch in Natalia's room. I smiled to myself and turned back to the screen.

Tony Stark:
Yeah, birdbrain, you really should. 

Steve Rogers:
I feel like Aorta would take offense of that. She has falcon wings.

Bruce Banner:
She also made friends with a goshawk when we crashed in Fiji.

She told me she named her Tichu.

Tony Stark:
Weren't you going to help Banner? Also, when?

I took my phone with me so I could keep up with the unnecessary group chat. And I found her in the training room last night and asked her a couple of questions about her powers after we sparred for a few minutes.

Steve Rogers:
What kind of questions? Also, how good is she?

Questions about her wings and that fire she can create. I'm not going to tell you the answers she gave me, Stark, so don't even bother asking.

Tony Stark:
Humph

As for how good she is, we had multiple sparring matches and every single one of them ended in a draw.

Thor Odinson:
i should like to spar with lady novak

I'll let her know.

Bruce Banner:
Uh, guys?

Steve Rogers:
What is it, Bruce?

Bruce Banner:

Looks like I've been found out.

Steve Rogers:
Who are you!

Don't worry, Captain. It's Aorta. Also Thor, I'd love to spar with you sometime. Just so you know, my name is Aorta Necros.

Thor Odinson:
yay

Clint Barton:
Why are you using her phone? She doesn't even let me, and I'm her best friend?

I hesitated.

Nat?

Bruce Banner:
If you're ok with telling them, I am - N

I'm what's called a Wraith. Since we can't reproduce, stillborn children are the "next generation" if you will. I would have been Nat's younger sister if I hadn't been stillborn.

Nothing happened for a few moments. Then a lot of things happened at once.

Tony Stark:
Tarantula has a sister?

Steve Rogers:
How did you know?

Thor Odinson:
i am very happy for your discovery

Clint Barton:
When did you find out?

Bruce Banner:
Can I get DNA samples?

Stark, What's with the nickname? And yes, she does.
Steve, Nat figured it out after she saw how I would have looked if I'd lived; almost exactly like her.
Thor, thank you.
Clint, last night, when else?
Bruce, what's DNA?

Bruce Banner:

???

Bruce Banner:
The coding of cells in the human body. DNA determines the colour of a person's eyes, hair, and skin, as well as their gender and a whole bunch of other stuff that I'm not even going to bother naming because if I did, we'd be here all week.

Right... well you're welcome to try, but I'm 90% sure I don't have DNA, so good luck.

Bruce Banner:
That's alright. It'd make sense if you didn't, now that I think about it, but I'm still going to try.

Tony Stark:
Now that's settled, I called us all here for a different reason.

Bruce Banner:
What reason do you have for gracing us with your presence 🙄 - N

Don't make his head any bigger than it already is, Nat!

Clint Barton has been disconnected from the group chat

Steve Rogers:
He dropped his phone because he was laughing so hard.

Tony Stark:
Wow. Just wow. You two are going to get along great.

Oh, we know.

Tony Stark:
Any who. Welcome to the group chat. Now, let's get down to business.

Tony Stark has changed Tony Stark's name to Awesome
Awesome has changed Steve Rogers' name to Capsicle
Awesome has changed Clint Barton's name to Birdbrain
Awesome has changed Thor Odinson's name to Sparkles
Awesome has changed Bruce Banner's name to Green
Awesome has changed Natasha Romanoff's name to Scary Russian Spider

Awesome: Done.

Scary Russian Spider changed Awesome's name to Shell head
Scary Russian Spider changed Birdbrain's name to Bird with a bow
Scary Russian Spider changed Scary Russian Spider's name to Widow

Much better.

Green:
Update - Natasha has joined Clint.