23:Felix= part time drag teacher + part time detention manager

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A/N: schools out so I'll be able to reply to comments and interact with y'all more. Cuz test periods over❤️

3rd person POV:

Chan had stood up on the middle table in the cafeteria and told everyone the plan change which relieved everyone.

"So yeah. Sorry for threatening some of y'all and convincing everyone here that mass genocide is a thing we should do. IT ISNT!" Chan said casually.

"You are so fucking lucky that Felix has forgiven you or i swear to god I will of took a gun and shot you for threatening Seungmin" Jeongin said.

"Oh...ma bad" Chan said with wide eyes. "Moving on. Does anyone have any idea of what classes they want to teach?" He asked

"I mean me and a few others could teach fighting" Johnny suggested.

"Well no shit you are I mean look at you. If you weren't gonna suggest I was gonna make you" Chan said

"Wait whose gonna be the principle of the school?" Hyunjin asked who had dropped into the canteen a couple minutes earlier.

"Me" Chan and Felix blurted out at the same time

"I'm sorry but I don't think you can run a school" Changbin said to felix

"Hey leave my friend alone shithead! At least he's smarter than you, I was practically telling you to get me chicken soup but you couldn't even figure that out!" Hyunjin retorted

"THEN WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT?" Changbin replied

"Can y'all please shut up rn. Go make out of something in the closet after this. I'm tryna secure my job as a hard working civilian" Jisung interrupted

"WE ARENT GONNA MAKE OUT!" They both yelled

"Oh yeah theyre actually gonna do much worst" Minho said to jisung

"Minho I think I've got the perfect job for you" Chan said

"What?" Minho said

"Swim coach!" Chan said

"I think you've forgotten the main factor of that job. I CANT FUCKING SWIM!" Minho replied

"...when you were a baby you swan around in the womb. And what's the worst thing that could happen? Die?" Chan said

"Yes actually. That could possibly happen" Minho said blankly.

"I still don't see why I can't be the principle!" Felix interjected

"Because- many things" Chan said

"well I'm sorry but you think that I want you to be the principle? You threatened my life" Seungmin said staring at the Australian.

"...touché. Fine we shall leave it up to the people to decide!" Chan said "vote like the election and it won't be rigged. But remember I am not Donald trump because I'm not orange" chan said (y'all can vote at the end)

"For the time being i am a drag teacher then" Felix said.

"I was gonna let you be detention manager too" Chan said

"Oh YoU don't wanna give him that much power" Jisung said who had been assigned as co hacking leader along with Minho.

"I'll take that too" Felix said

"We also need to add weapon storages in the forest and have a bit of remodelling to do for the school" Changbin said who was in a headlock from Hyunjin

"Alright we can get some people to do that so we can open up in a month or two" Chan said looking at Johnny and Co

"Oh sorry. I cant help with that" Johnny said realising everyone wanted him to do most of the work

"Why?" Felix asked

"...I'm on my period" He lied

"You know what... we can just talk about this later" Chan said "in the meantime think of what you want to teach and write it down on this form." He continued after being presented with a piece of paper.

Everyone agreed before going back to eating and discussing.

Felix meanwhile was elegantly dabbing his chin with a napkin before burping loudly.

"I'm sorry but I need to be practicing my detention/hall monitor duties at the moment" he clarified. Before pointing at T who had been sipping tea for most of the discussion "you, follow me. I need you to pretend to be my student"

The two proceeded out of the canteen hair as everyone else stood up to leave. Most of the 'Tops' decided to fix up the burned parts of the school, while some of the 'bottoms' followed along just to flex their boyfriends.

"Alright. Anyone who isn't doing manual labour. Gets detention" Felix said

"I'm just here to see where this goes" T said

They walked into a corridor full of art and Felix studied each painting

"You see this picture. The asshole didn't even try" He said pointing to the moanalisa

"That's one of the most famous paintings in the world" T interjected

"IRRELEVANT!" He retorted

"Miss gurl-yoi know what Just continue. I'll run you over later" T said

Felix saw a panting made by one of the students before frowning.

"I don't know why this is still here. HEs dead now" He said Before walking away.

"Rest the dead" T whispered afraid that the students sould would brutally slaughter Felix for the disrespect which in a way-Wait that's a bad thing

Felix continued what seemed like a whole tour of the school, stopping in an equipment closet to get a megaphone

"Oh look. HEs finally out of the closet...again" T said

"I've been out of the closet for a while now" Felix said

They continued before they stopped at the bathroom.

"We need to not let students go to the bathroom. Who knows what they could be doing into there?" Felix said throwing his hands into the air.

"I don't know they could be peeing?" T said blankly. "An also isn't that against the law"

"What? Letting kids pee or not letting them go to the bathroom" Felix asked

"The last one" T said

"Well when you're this close to retirement. Fuck kids" Felix said

"...Felix can you stop thinking that everythjng can be solved by sex for one moment" T said staring at him.

"I never said that" Felix said

"You said fuck kids. Pervert!" T replied.

"I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!" Felix said "look I'll bet you 5 dollars that there is a couple making out in on a the stalls in here"

"Fine." T said already getting out 5 dollars because she knew that Felix would most probably be right.

Felix walked into the bathroom before getting his megaphone and sliding under a closed stall.

"BUSTED! Thought you could make out in school hours! Detention!" Felix said BEfore shrieking was heard and the door unlocking.

"Vernon and Joshua?" T said dumbfounded

"Um...hi?" Vernon said

"Wow. Didn't really expect y'all in here." T said

"Forgive me father. I have sinned" Joshua said playing it off.

"I feel like I have sinned after watching that so I should probably pray too. Forgive my daddy for I have sinned" Felix said looking up.

"He does realise that what he said sounds really wrong right?" Vernon asked

"Well I didn't exactly want to hear him said what he does in the bedroom" T said.

"Detention to you both" Felix said to Vernon and Joshua before walking out.

"Do we actually have detention?" Joshua asked

"No don't worry about it" T said before chasing after Felix.

They walked into the lobby where Johnny, Ten, Jaehyun and Taeyong were all busy moving things. Well...ten was too busy yelling 'very sexy' at Johnny but you know.

"You see mr Ten over there. Straight as the circumference of my ass" Felix said

T stepped back before giving him a once over "so he's hella straight" she said

"Fuck you" Felix replied Before they travelled up the left staircase.

"What did you want to be when you were younger?" Felix questioned as they literally hiked up the stairs.

"Hmmm I wanted to be the president" T said after thinking.

"You wanted to be the president? I wanted to be a ballerina but look what I became....

HIV positive" Felix said

T stared at him. "It's not contagious, right?" She asked with wide eyes

"No idea" he replied after thinking.

"Alright then I'm outta here" T said before literally rolling back down the spiral staircase, exclaiming 'Ow!' Every second

"HIV positive my ass" Felix said watching her land at the bottom of the stairs flat on her face.

"YOUR ASS IS HIV POSITIVE?" Jisung yelled popping outta nowhere