Dot: PLS. Leave me to mourn...

Beatrix:...what?

Hester: Apparently one of her favorite characters died? Navin or something? Homesick is the webtoon...I think. I don't know. This happened yesterday too when she was mourning for this Tyler Hernandez guy from er, School Bus Graveyard, I think?

Beatrix: Oh.

Anadil: *blinks back tears* It's really heart wrenching.

Hester: YOU TOO?!

Dot: MS. FREAKY BROUGHT BACK GREASY GRESSIL BUT NOT NAVIN??!?!?! 

Anadil: I'm still recovering from what happened to Aiden and Tyler.

Kiko: Oh! You guys read SBG too?

Dot: yeah...

Kiko: You guys got merch?

Dot: *points to a tree* It's all I got.

Anadil: 😨

Sophie: LET'S MOVE ON...

Me: Hello, hello. 

Tedros: WHAT THE FRICK?! 

Agatha: Why do you have a long, fake, gray beard?

Reena: And those...funky robes?

Nicola: Plus the wizard hat. 

Me: I'm a wizard. Ain't that obvious?

Sophie: We can see that. 

Hort: Why are you dressed like this...?

Me: Time for actual house sorting.

Kiko: Are we not gonna rate ships-

Me: SHUSHSHUSUSH. 

Kiko:...

Me: ANYHOO. AHEM. No need for Sorting Hat, it's currently on vacation in Costa Rica. Moving on, Tedros Pendragon! You, come, come child.

Tedros: Not a child but okay...I'm also older than you...

Me: HMMM...INTERESTING...INTERESTING... *strokes chin in a dramatic way*

Tedros: What...???

Me: AHA!!! I see...GRYFFINDOR!! 

Tedros: *suddenly, he's wearing Gryffindor robes* Oh. Cool??

Me: You're in the house for courage, chivalry, nerve, daring, yada yada. 

Tedros: Oh, well, I guess that suits me. 

Me: Yeah....um, Agatha of Camelot! Or Woods Beyond? I honestly don't know and don't care. Come up!

Agatha: Sure. 

Me: UHHHH.....HMMMMM.....THINKING....

Agatha: This is very exaggerating. 

Me: RAVENCLAW! House of intelligence, wit, observation, creativity, yeah yeah. 

Agatha: *in Ravenclaw robes* Cool..? I think I'm pretty smart.

Me: By the way! Happy pride day! It's the international day against homophobia, transphobia, and biphobia!

Dot: Oh yay!

Sophie: That's cool.

Me: ANYHOO moving on. HMM. Hester of Ravenswood! Come up, come up.

Hester: I'm coming, geez, no need to repeat. 

Me: *sighs* Teenagers these days.

Hester: We're literally older than you-

Me: UMM. WHO HERE HAS DA BEARD??

Hester: Oh shush.

Me: Let's see...woobaleedabeewaboopoolaaaseeiseeiseeweehaaleebaadoowoobeeyaseetatawata.... RAVENCLAW!! House of intelligence, wit, you already heard me before.

Hester: *in Ravenclaw robes now* Seriously? 

Me: yes.

Beatrix: I did some research and I seriously thought Hester would be a Slytherin. 

Me: WELP. Her intelligence and thinking outside the box and logicalness and rationalness and yadayadayoo has overpowered her ambition and cunningness. Yah, so there's the ✨EXPLANATION✨

Hester: huh. Well, I like to think I'm pretty intelligent. 

Me: yeah yeah, NEXT. Beatrix of Jaunt Jolie!!

Beatrix: Oh, okay.

Me: HMMMMMMM????? 

Beatrix: ...just get on with it.

Me: Ok, fine, you're a Ravenclaw. There. Tata. Yay. 🙄

Beatrix: Wow, thanks for the enthusiasm. *in Ravenclaw robes* I can see myself as a WISE and INTELLECT person indeed. 

Reena: 😒

Me: OKAY. Due to laziness, I'll make a list instead!

Hort: Seriously?

Me: Laziness is my fatal flaw.

Nicola: Really bad flaw.

Me: UM. Shush. NOW LET ME LIST!! Other people who aren't here will also be included!

Sophie: Okay.

Gryffindors: Tedros, Reena, Chaddick, Guinevere, Lancelot, Rhian jr, Yara, Stephan, Laithan, Bodhi, Millicent, and Robin Hood.

Ravenclaws: Agatha, Hester, Beatrix, Nicola, Yuba, Dovey, Willam, Rafal(og Rafal, not the faker. Please read the rise and fall of the school for good and evil if you don't understand!), and Valentina.

Slytherins: Anadil, Lesso, Japeth, Kei, Rhian (og one), Aric, Evelyn, Callis, Ravan, Castor, Aja, Bert & Beckett, and Laralisa.

Hufflepuffs: Dot, Bogden, Vex, Hort, Kiko, August, Pollux, Beezle, Radley, Bossam, Maid Marian, and Tristan/Yara.

 Me: FINISHED!!

Nicola: Erm, what now?

Me: SHIPS!!

Dot: I have the paper! Also, I'm super happy that I'm a Hufflepuff!

Kiko: Me too!!!

Me: *cough* *cough* SHIPS??

Dot: Right, sorry. Umm...Hedros!

Spotlights on Hester and Tedros

Hester(glaring at Me): Will you ever DIM the lights??!!

Me(smiling): Nope. 

Tedros: I see the light....memories flashing before my eyes...

Agatha: You're not dying, Tedros.

Tedros: sorry...

Dot: I can't ever see this ship. 0/10.

Kiko: CUTE! 100/10!!

Nicola: 1/10, and, to be honest, Kiko ships everyone...

Hort: Real. Anyways, 0/10.

Anadil: Doesn't make sense. 0/10.

Agatha: 0/10, the ship is so random.

Sophie: Hestadil for life, -0/10.

Tedros: we can all agree this ship is bad?

Everyone(expect Kiko):  Yes!

Kiko: No!

Hester: *ignores Kiko* OK, lets get ice cream!

Dot: yay!

Me: Goodbye! I'll be reading "if he had been with me". My friends say it's really sad but I'll be the judge of that. After that, I'll be reading the 3rd novel of the Heaven Official's Blessings series! See ya! *summons pink fluffy unicorns* Hasta luego! *gets onto the unicorn and gallops away*

Tedros: She will run out of exit ideas, I swear.

Hort: Yeah.

Beatrix: Let's go!

Dot: UGUGHHH hurry up. I want a spongebob ice cream.

Agatha: We're just gonna go in our hogwarts robes...?

Reena: Yeah.

Sophie: Alright. 

Le END. 

BTW the end of this series might be soon...maybe one or two more. 

GOODBYE!!!