Charles: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Charles: ...Not you, Rhiannon. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
---
Klara: Love is in the air!
Aedre, spraying a can of Febreze and holding her shirt over her nose: Not anymore.
---
Aylen: you're sick, your temperature is 104.1!
Klara: if I was sick, could I do this.
Klara: *staring at Aylen*
Aylen: what are you doing?
Klara: ..cartwheels. am I not doing them?
Aylen: *softly* no.
---
Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Rhiannon: A romantic getaway with Charles
Santa: *wipes tear* Me too.
--
Rhiannon: [hugs Charles]
Charles: What is...this?
Rhiannon: Affection.
Charles:..Disgusting.
Rhiannon: [tries to pull away]
Charles:...Don't stop.
---
Klara: What's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp?
Prongs: A krilling spree?
Klara: No its fucking murder
---
Aylen: cries self to sleep while ripping open a pillow
Aedre: cries self to sleep while crying self to sleep
Prongs: cries self to sleep and listens to soft music and singing along
Rhiannon: cries self to sleep while burying herself with blankets
Klara: cries self to sleep while trying to stay awake
Conri: cries self to sleep while trying to not cry
Charles: doesn't
---
Rhiannon: *putting up "have you seen Charles" posters around the castle village*
Villager: oh no! Is Charles missing?
Rhiannon, wiping away a single tear: no, I just think you should see him, 'cause he's gorgeous.
---
Charles: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest bloody party and you're all invited.
Rhiannon: "If."
Aedre: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.
---
Aylen: The stress is bad for the baby, Rhiannon.
Rhiannon: What? What baby?!
Aylen: Me.
---
Charles: I'm going to stab someone.
Conri: Manners, Charles.
Charles: Politely, I'm going to stab someone politely.
---
Rhiannon: Alright, since I'm the boss, I'll drive. Who wants shotgun?
Aedre: You can't be serious. You ran over someone this morning!
Rhiannon: Well everyone INSIDE the car was fine, Aedre!
---
Aylen: How dumb do they think we are?
Klara: Sometimes Charles leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
---
Klara: What am I supposed to do all day while you're out?
Conri: I dunno. What do you normally do when I'm gone?
Klara: [voice breaking] Wait for you to come back.
---
*an explosive firestorm goes off*
Aylen: CHARLES! WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!
Charles: My best.
---
Prongs: Charles is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Rhiannon: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?
Prongs: Yes.
Rhiannon: That's probably it.
---
Aylen: Don't talk down to me.
Charles: Well I can hardly talk up to you. You're too short.
---
*sees Rhiannon coming*
Charles: Bloody Hell.
Charles: B L O O D Y H E L L
*Rhiannon walks past*
Charles: Beautiful.
Charles: *whispers* 10 out of 10.
---
Conri: Okay. Excuse me. Can we please eat? My body is starting to digest itself. The Knight needs nutrients!
---
Aylen: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright! It's called caring too much. And it's incurable!
---
Prongs: *looking intently at a cupcake wrapper*
Aedre: Feeling guilty about eating the cupcake?
Prongs: I'm debating if I should lick the wrapper or not.
---
Rhiannon: *smiles*
Aylen: *puts on sunglasses*
Aylen: I didn't know Earth had two suns.
---
Reporter: Describe the Queen in one word.
Charles: Mine.
---
Prongs: Rhiannon... that's not dinner.
Rhiannon: What are you talking about? I'm having salad.
Prongs: Rhiannon...
Rhiannon: Okay, maybe it's more... fruit salad.
Prongs: ...
Rhiannon: Okay, it's just grapes.
Prongs: Rhiannon. You're just drinking wine.
Rhiannon: Don't judge me.
---
Rhiannon: Are you saying you like me, or not?
Charles: Are YOU saying you like ME, or not?
Rhiannon: I'm saying I like you!
Charles: Well, then I'm saying I like YOU!
Rhiannon: Fine!
Charles: FINE!! Then I guess we're dating!
Rhiannon: FINE!
Charles: FINE!!!
---
Damien: *ranting on about how hes gonna inform the North*
Rhiannon: *sneezes*
Rhiannon: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
---
Aylen [on phone]: I'll be home soon. How's everything going?
Conri [on phone]: It's been better... She lost that chocolate bar you got her.
Conri: *helping Klara search for a chocolate bar Conri ate last night*
---
Prongs: Let's do what one shepherd said to the other shepherd.
Aylen: What?
Prongs: Let's get the flock outta here.
---
Charles: Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.
Aedre: People got hurt.
Charles: I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt.
---
Guard: Disturbing the peace.
Klara: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bullshit."
---
Klara: The eyes are the nipples of the face.
Aedre: *Facepalm*
---
Aedre: Alright, but why are you helping me?
Aylen: Because my life right now is a mess and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.
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Charles: I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for ten hours!
---
Aylen [about Marrok]: I'm glad he's single, because I'm gonna climb that like a tree.
---
Charles: My next partner will be full of grace-
Rhiannon: *stumbles over her own feet, falls down to her knees, stutters while trying to say her own name that only has eight letters*
Charles: -yes, that's the one. Perfect.
---
Aylen: You know, I really look up to you.
Conri: Because you're short?
---
Charles: Sorry, I'm late... I've been doing things.
Rhiannon: *enters room* I'm the things.
---
Aedre: Hey Rhiannon, can you give me some dating advice?
Rhiannon: Just because I'm with Charles does not mean I know how I did it.
---
Klara: Uh oh.
Rhiannon: What?
Klara: Somebody's in love.
Rhiannon: Yeah, right. I just think Charles' smart. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
Rhiannon [later that night]: Uh oh.
---
Aedre, looking at the food: What the hell is that supposed to be?
Aylen: Noodles. Kinda burned.
Conri: They were instant noodles. How did you burn instant noodles?
Aylen: With no fucks given.
Aedre: Why am I not surprised. She made us fried rice once and gave us all food poisoning. I threw up twice.
Aylen: But did you die? I don't think so!
---
Aedre: Is brooding a sport where you come from? Do they hold competitions? Hand out trophies for the best scowl?
Charles: I'm not "brooding".
Aedre: Moping, then. You seem like you're a champion at it.
Charles: I'm perfectly content at the moment.
Aedre: Oh, that's you smiling? Glad you clarified that. I'd never have known.
---
Klara: Remember the time you made me lick the swing set?
Aylen: No.
Aylen: I said, "Klara, don't lick the swing set." Then you said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then you licked the swing set...
---
Klara: My mind is like an internet browser; several tabs open, half without feedback, 1000 pop-up ads, and where the fuck is that song coming from?
---
Rhiannon [after winning an argument]: Don't be upset because I bitch-slapped you with intelligence.
---
Aedre: Okay, how do I ask him out?
Aylen: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
Aedre: OH MY GOD!
Conri: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.
Aedre: STOP IT!
Klara: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Aedre: GUYS!
---
Aedre: Honestly, I'm ready to fight 24/7. Even in death. Take my ashes and throw them into the eyes of my enemies.
---
Prongs: *moonwalks out of awkward situation*
---
Charles: I'm gonna do something dangerous.
Rhiannon: Oh hell no.
Charles: Hell YES!
Rhiannon: No!
Charles: Yes. You can't stop me.
Rhiannon: Alright, I'm coming with you.
Charles: Oh hell no.
---
Rhiannon: Let's make nicknames for each other!
Charles: Okay..?
Rhiannon: How does King sound?
---
Conri: Charles put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him, but I'm going to continue to drink the coffee because I'm petty and I don't want him to win.
---
Charles: What a nice quiet day on the island.
Aylen: *starts screaming*
Charles: Oh for God's sake.
---
Prongs: My middle name is danger.
Conri: That's a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie.
---
Klara: You're the ocean.
Aedre: What?
Klara: So fucking salty.
---
Conri: What's the problem?
Aylen: She keeps replacing normal words with animal names just to annoy me.
Klara: I don't do it on porpoise.
---
Charles: Come on, just let me scare a few trick-or-treaters.
Aylen: You're going to horrify them!
Charles: It'll build character.
---
Charles: You're late again.
Aedre: Listen I wasn't even going to show up today so don't even start
---
Aylen: Do I look straight?
Klara: Not in the slightest.
Aylen: No, I mean my parking.
Klara: Ohhhhh... In that case, yes it's fine.
---
Rhiannon: Don't waste money this month.
Klara: I wont.
*a week later*
Rhiannon: What the-
*penguins swim by in the pool*
Klara: Don't worry. I stole them.
---
Conri: You're a hot mess, you know that?
Klara: At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.
---
Rhiannon and Charles: *arguing*
Klara [inhaling, from another room]: I can smell the sexual tension
---
Aylen: I'm the kind of person that likes to think things through.
Conri: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
---
Charles: Every time you talk, I get this warm and fuzzy feeling inside me.
Charles: It's really nice, but it's bothering me. So please stop.
Rhiannon: Warm fuzzy feeling?
Rhiannon: Oh my god, Charles do you have feelings for me?
Charles: What the Fuck is a feeling?
---
Prongs: If coral gets stressed, they die. If I was coral I would be dead.
Aedre: What does coral have to be stressed about?
Prongs: Current events.
Aedre: Get out.
---
Aedre: Why is Aylen standing on the table?
Conri: She likes to be tall.
---
Klara: *walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium*
Aylen: What did you think a tiger shark was, Klara?
---
Charles: Aye, wanna get drunk together and maybe make out a little later?
Rhiannon: ...
Rhiannon: Yeah, why not.
---
Aylen: You're a smart-ass, you know that?
Charles: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass.
---
Charles: What is with you? You act like bothering me is your sole purpose in life!
Klara: Don't flatter yourself; eating is my purpose in life. Bothering YOU is a hobby.
---
Damien: Take off your armor, and what are you?
Charles: A man who could snap your neck at will.
Conri: A lass who could stab you through the gullet and laugh about it.
Prongs: An elf who could turn you into a Christmas ham.
The Alchemist: Someone who could poison you when you least expect it.
Aylen: A werewolf who could rip your throat out.
Klara: A jester who could smash your skull, and play with your entrails!
Aedre: A woman could strangle the light from your eyes.
Rhiannon: Literally Death incarnate.
Damien: Im out of here.
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