Story time! 

Once upon a time, in a land who knows where, my friend wanted to be a lamp...

That made no sense.

Here's the real story! 

Teacher: We will need props. 

Me: Tasha, you can be the lamp! 

Tasha: *le gasp* I wanna be a lamp! 

Me: You're going to be a lamp! 

Teacher: You two are beds.

Two boys: *goes onto stools and pretends to be a bed* 

Teacher: You three are a couch. 

Three girls: *pretends to be a couch* 

Tasha: I wanna be a lamp! 

Teacher: You two are a bed. 

Tasha: *walks* Oh my god I'm a prop! :D

Teacher: You are a character. 

Me: Aww. I wanted to be a prop. 

A boy: *tries to move* 

Me: You're supposed to a bed! Beds don't move! 

Anyways, that's it. Peace! 

What?

Did you think this was an angry rant book? 

This is...

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THE RANDOM TALES OF RANDOMNESS!!!!! 

Bye. :)