Dipper pov:

'I'm extremely nervous about getting my old memories. What If I was a bad person? What if I hate my old self?!' I was worrying when Bill spoke up.

"Pinetree, stop thinking like that." "I always forget you can read my min- wait why were you reading my mind?!" "Pinetree worry was written all over your face."

"Oh, well thanks Bill, for worrying." "Funny, I was worrying about you worrying, and no problem pinetree."

"Bill can you turn into human form?" "Um sure, but may I ask why Shootingstar?" "No just do it." "What if someone sees m-" "It's only for one second." "Fine." Bill transformed into human form, and Mabel pushed him into me.

Our lips collided, and we started kissing. That is until we heard a camera click, and we broke apart. "Scrapertunity!" "Mabel! Why?!" I yell "because it can also be used as blackmail." My mouth drops.

"What?! Give me the photo!" she runs, and I try to chase after her, but Bill holds me back. "Come along pinetree, let's go to your room." "No, I need to get her." I whine "Nope, bye shooting star." He tellaports us to my room, and locks the door so Mabel can't get in.

"Now where were we? Oh yeah." He grabs my waist, and pulls me close to kiss me. I kiss back almost immediately. He lick's my bottom lip, and I granted him access. Our tongues battle for dominance, and as usual Bill wins.

He picks me up, and lays me puts us on the bed. I'm underneath him, while we're making out. He drags his tongue on the roof of my mouth making me moan.

We continue this for a little longer, until we have to break the kiss so we can breath. "Love you pinetree." "Love you to Bill."

(Time skip: because I'm out of Ideas)
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"What do you guys want for lunch?" "Greasy's diner!" Mabel and Bill yell at the same time. "Well that was decided quickly. To greasy's we go!" "Yay!" we all cheer. "Can we walk through the forest? I know a shortcut." "Of course my Pinetree."

We start walking, and pass a few creatures. Then we pass the multibear. "Hey multibear!" "Dipper good to see you again, and who are these?" "This is my twin sister Mabel, and my boyfriend Bill." "Nice to meet you. Your not going to start another apocalypse again are you cipher?"

"Of course not multibear. I learned my lesson. Besides now I have pinetree." Bill draped his arm around me. "Good for you." "So what are you doing over here anyway multi?" I asked. "I am simply taking a walk. Can't stay cooped up in that cave all day."

"Well have fun on your walk, we're off to eat." "Have fun, goodbye." "Bye!" We yell in perfect unison.

"Off to greasy's we go!" Bill yelled "and not to slow." Mabel said next, then they look at me. "Um, or else you'll get towed?" We all bust out laughing. "That was horrible dip dop." "Yeah sorry pine, but I have to agree." "If you want something better than don't pass the rhymes to me." We all continued down the path laughing at my failure of a rhythm.

"We're here!" Mabel yells. "Last one in has to pay!" Bill yells, and starts running. I run after him. Bill of course got there first, I got there second, and Mabel got there third. "No fair!" "To bad." "Guess you got to pay sis." Mabel sticks her tongue out in a childish manner as we find a place to sit.

We sit down at a table with me next to Bill, and Mabel across from us. "So what do we all want?" I ask. "I want chocolate chip pancakes!" Bill yells. "I want French toast!" Mabel yells just as loud as Bill. "I'll have... the Belgian waffles." I say (I actually really like Belgian waffles) "great now we just have to wait for a waiter/waitress." Mabel says.

Right then a waiter came over. "Hello I'm-" "Gideon!?" We all yell at once. His hair is slicked back, and more elegant looking. He's taller, and skinnier as well. "Um, yeah. Say yall look a might familiar, except for that one." He points at Bill. "Yeah, it's us Mabel, and dipper, and this is... will." Mabel said remembering the name from when she was first introduced to Bill in human form.

"Oh, well welcome back." "Thanks." Mabel thanks Gideon. 'I still don't trust him.' I say in my head. 'Neither do I pinetree.' Bill says back. I put on my best fake smile. "So what are doing here Gideon?" I ask as nice as I can. "Well I got a job here."

"Cool." Mabel says. "So anyway what did yall want?" "Well b-will wants the chocolate chip pancakes, mabel wants French toast, and I want a Belgian waffle." "Got it that'll be right out." And just like that he leaves.

"Is it just me or does he seem nicer?" Mabel asks. "He does seem nicer, but we don't know for sure if he's just acting." I tell her. "Well we should at least give him a chance." "Fine." Me and Bill say at the same time.

"So how's Wendy, and soos dip?" "Soos is good, and Wendy is too. I think they said they were coming back soon." "Wait, now that I think about it where are red, and question mark. Oh, and that pig, waddles?" "Soos is meeting melodys parents with her, Wendy is visiting some family, and waddles is back in California, apparently mom grew as attached as Mabel, and since Mabel was under that spell she let him stay there."

"Ah, thanks pinetree." "No problem Bill." "What about Llama?" "Oh, Paz was grounded for a week if I remember right. I think she gets out tomorrow." "Ah, got it."

For the rest of the time Mabel just talks about how much she misses waddles until Gideon comes back. "Here's yalls food." "Thank you." We all say together. "No problem, and I was wondering if I could have yalls numbers?" "Sure." Me, and Mabel say together. "I don't have a phone." Bill says. "That's fine, if I need you I can reach out to dipper or Mabel."

'He seems nicer, but I still don't know if he's acting.' I think to myself. (I am waiting for the comment that's says 'what a wonderful world')

Me and Mabel give him our numbers, and he leaves to go back to work.

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"Should we head back through the woods?" Mabel asks "yes please!" I grabs their hands, and leads them to the woods. We continue down a path stopping ever now and then to say hi to the creatures of the woods. *snap* we hear a snap we front of us, and stop. Bill tells us to stay quiet, and grabs a stick. He sneaks forward a bit, and attacks.

"Ow, oh time dang it." "Bill stop! That's Blenden." (That's right, I'm bringing in Blenden) "Oh yeah, I remember possessing you." "W-who are you." "Bill cipher." "Ah! Get away cipher." "Blenden calm down, Bill is good now."

"Fine, but I need to tell you guys something." "What is it Blenden?" I ask "I was sent with a message. Future them said to protect dipper at all costs, and be carful with anyone who you think your close to."

"Why? Which one of us said that?" "He didn't want to be named. Said that it might not go well if you knew who." "Hmm, okay. Thank you Blenden." I say "no problem, stay safe." "We will, bye." He waves, and leaves. "So we know it's a he, and we might not really like him." "Bill I don't think we should try to figure it out." "Your no fun pinetree, but fine."

"Let's go home." Mabel says "yeah let's go." We start walking, but we all have the same questions on our mind. Why do I need to be protected? What happens in the future that had to get Blenden involved? And who sent the message?

So who do you think sent the message? Also sorry I haven't updated in a while. Updates will probably be a bit slower for a multitude of reasons. Also I realized I forgot to add a lot of characters so that's why I did random shit for Wendy, soos, waddles, etc. But anyway have a great day/night

and Remember:

Reality is an illusion

The universe is a hologram

Buy gold, bye!