Bill p.o.v:

'Fish is so good!' I say in my head. Pinetree just finished cooking stans toast and fez came in to eat it. "Hurry up, and make ford's eggs before he gets mad." Fez says with the Same orange glow in his eyes. 'What's going on here?'

"It's almost done." Says pinetree. Just then IQ comes up. "Dipper I need my food, and when did we get a cat?" He points to me. "I found him yesterday." Pinetree says. "Why is he yellow?" Sixer asks. 'Oh now someone asks!?' I say in my mind.

"I don't know, maybe he got in some dye?" 'Smooth pinetree, smooth.' I say to pinetree using telepathy as he puts ford's eggs on a plate, and hands it to him. He takes it, and looks at me one more time before heading down to his lab.

'That was close.' Pinetree says in his mind back to me. 'Really?!.' I say being sarcastic as fuck. 'No need to be sarcastic.' 'Sorry, sorry.' Me and pinetree talk using telepathy for a bit until Shootingstar came in the kitchen, and told dipper to "Do the dishes now" then leaves.

He sighs, and gets up. "You shouldn't let them boss you around pinetree." I say aloud since we're alone. "It's fine Bill. Besides I don't have much of a choice." "What do ya mean?" He hesitantly answers. "Once I did say no to Ford, but that didn't end well"

'Didn't end well? What does he mean?' Bill wondered. "But that doesn't matter. Besides were going to go shopping for catfood and stuff." "Does catfood taste like fish?" "Um...yes?" "You don't sound to sure, but okay." He nods

"Let me just finish these two plates them I can take you with me in either human or cat form." "Human form." He nods, and goes back to the dishes. 'I can't make this a date if I'm a cat now can I?' I imagine pinetrees face as I turn it into a date, and chuckle lightly at the thought.

"What's so funny?" He asks. "Oh, nothing pinetree, nothing at all." "Not even going to begin to say how suspicious that sounds."

"Whatever pinetree." I walk over to him and watch him do the dishes. 'This isn't creepy, I'm just watching my pinetree do the dis-' my thoughts got interrupted by pinetree. "What are you doing?"

"Watching you do the dishes." He looks at me. "That's creepy." "What's so creepy about admiring my pinetree." A light blush dusts his cheeks. "A-anyway can you turn human for a second, and snap these dishes clean please?"

'I can't say no to that face.' I think looking at his face. "Sure thing little pinetree." I poof into human form. "Hey, I'm not little." "You are compared to me." He just pouts in a cute way.

*snap* the dishes are all clean now. "There you go now let's go to that date." "Were just going to the pet store Bill, it's not a date." He says blushing. "Yeah totally, now let's go!" I say.

I grab his hand, and run out the door. "Can we go through the woods Bill?" I stop running. "Sure pinetree, but why?" "I like the woods." He says smiling that sweet beautiful smile of his that makes my heart flutter.

We start to walk through the woods. "Shmebulock." says a deep gruff voice. "Huh, oh hey Shmebulock." Pinetree says to the gnome. "Shmebulock." "You know this gnome pinetree?" "Yeah, hey where's Jeff Shmebulock?" "Shmebulock." "Ah he's taking a bath."

"Wait a second." I interrup their conversation. "Pinetree you can understand him?" "Mhmm, after a while I noticed when he talks that the way he says Shmebulock is different. Just listen closely to when he speaks, and you can hardly even tell he is saying Shmebulock after a while."

"Huh, your somethin' else pinetree. Also you do know gnomes bathe in squirrels right?" He looks uncomfortable when answering. "Yes I do its.... uniquely strange." "Good term for it kid." I wink at him, and he blushes. 'He blushes at everything, hehe.' I think to myself.

"Let's get going kid we need to get that food." "R-right" 'his stuttering is adorable.' "Bye Shmebulock, say hi to Jeff for us." "Shmebulock." Says Shmebulock waving. We start walking.

'I call pinetree cute, and adorable a lot. Is that normal? And when I'm around him my heart beats faster and I get this flutter feeling in my stomach.' I got pulled out of my thoughts by pinetree. "Hey, Bill were here." "Huh, oh okay."

"What were you thinking about?" "Um, nothing let's get that cat food."

He looks suspicious, but let's it slide as we enter the pet store. We look at catfood and other stuff. There was a argument about the litter box, but pinetree won. We bought all the stuff, and headed out.

"Hey pinetree how about stopping at greasy's diner?" "Sure, I'm pretty hungry anyway." "Did you eat breakfast this morning?" "No I was busy making everyone else breakfast, and cleaning up." "Well then let's get you something to eat."

We walk towards the diner. We find a booth, and look at the menu. "So what are you going to get pinetree." "I think I'll get a stack of pancakes, you?" "I'll probably get the same thing." He nods, and a waitress comes over. "Hi, what can I get you today?" "I'll have a stack of pancakes, and he'll have the same thing." "Alright cutie I'll be right back with that." I glare at her as she leaves.

"I don't like her." I say "why she was nice." "She was flirting with you pinetree." "Really? Wait are you jealous?" He says in a smug tone. "I am a being of pure energy I don't get jealous." "Suuure Bill whatever you say." He leans his chin on his hand and smiles really smug. "Are you blushing?" He asks. "No, it's just really hot in here." "Hehe sure."

Just then the waitress comes back. "Here you go boys enjoy." She says with a wink directed at my pinetree. He pulls out a piece of paper with a number on it. I snatch it, and rip it in half. "Nope!" He looks shocked at first, but then starts laughing.

"You are so jealou-" I shove a pancake in his mouth. "Just eat your food." He starts eating. "Jealous." He says only to get a pancake thrown at his face.

I had just finished eating when I heard a voice walk through the door. "Oh shit." I say a pinetree looks in the direction I'm looking. "Fuck." She sees us, and comes over. "Hey, dipper what are you doing here." "I'm eating with my friend." "William rehpic." I stook my hand out for her to shake it, and when she took it I wanted to barf.

"So when did you meet dipper, and why are you hanging out with him?" She said him with such distast but something is off. "I met him in the woods a long time ago, and I'm hanging out with him because I like him." She looked shocked. "Him, dipper pines. Did he even tell you about his birthmark?"

"Come on dipper let's go." I grab his arm and lead him to the woods. "Somethings not right pinetree, everything she's mean she has this orange glow in her eye, it's the same thing with Stan." He looks down.

"What's wrong?" "She mentioned my birthmark." "What birthmark?" "He looked up surprised. "Aren't you an all knowing demon?" "Well yeah, but-" "also didn't you say you were watching me?" "Yeah um, u wasn't always watching you." I say embarrassed

"So you don't know?" "No I don't." He looks down. "Dipper is just a nickname my real name is Mason. I got my nickname because of this." He lifts up his bangs, and I see the big dipper on his forehead. "I got made fun of a lot so I grew my bangs out to cover it." I go over to him, and kissed his forehead right were the birthmark is. "That's nothing to make fun of. You were literally touched by the universe. That's amazing."

He hugs me. "Thanks Bill." He whispers into my chest. "No problem pinetree." He let's go. "Now what were you saying about an orange glow?"

Sorry that took so long I ran out of Ideas for a chapter. Hope you like this chapter though. I'll update soon have a great day/night

and remember:

Reality is an illusion

The universe is a hologram

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