Dana - Taylor

Dana🎀
Just duck already

Taylor
I would buy one
But idk where or how

Dana🎀
Fuck
Like penis into vg and thrust thrust

Taylor
WTF DANA JANE ZABINI

Dana🎀
Now I got your attention 
You and mr I like your hair has been going off for hours and not even noticed the rest of us
I think ur adorable btw
Ship

Taylor
Shipping is something you do when they're not together

Dana🎀
Yes
That why I'm shipping the both of you HEHEHHE
Wait
TAYLOR

Taylor
Sup

Dana🎀
Are you and Theo officially dating???
Like
A romantic relationship

Taylor
Morning
Hey did you eat the croissants today?

Dana🎀
NO HUT DID YOU EAT THEOS?
WTF TAYLOR
YES OR NO

Taylor
I think Theo had his own croissant while I ate mine?

Dana🎀
ARE YOU THEOS GIRLFRIEND

Taylor
Ask him

Dana🎀
Is he your boyfriend

Taylor
Id like to say he is yes

Dana🎀
Bro wtf
Have you fucked too?

Taylor
Goodnight

Dana🎀
YOU HAVE

Taylor
Do not give Mattheo that look
He will ask questions

Dana🎀
He doesn't know either? broooooo
Tell me Draco knows

Taylor

I don't talk sex with Draco

Dana🎀
AHA
OMG
IM SO HAPPY
DID IT FEEL GOOD

Taylor
This convo is making me suicidal

Dana🎀
I'm giggling so hard
I'm so happy
I might have a shot

Taylor
You're having shots when sad too

Dana🎀
That's because I'm an alcoholic not because if you

Taylor
Oh god

Dana🎀
So everyone knows it's official

Taylor
No I haven't told anyone yet
I'm taking things slow
We both are

Dana🎀
In bed too? Slow sex is never good
People tell you it's passionate and shit but NO

Taylor
Omg DANA SHUT IT

Dana🎀
Did I just say that I'm so happy for you out loud

Taylor
Yes
Yes you did
And now everyone knows something is up

Dana🎀
Uhhhh
Sorry???

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2 snakes and a star 🩶

Draco🩶
Why is she happy for you

Matt🤠
Yeah Tay
Why is she so happy and giggly

Taylor
I passed my test

Draco🩶
You always pass your tests
You're a Ravenclaw
You're not Mattheo

Matt🤠
Heyyyy
That's rude
I'm super smart

Taylor
okay
There is something I have to tell you.

Matt🤠

Yeah duh
You're all smiley
Oh pls tell me it's not a sec glow
I'm so not ready to become a dad

Draco🩶
Good for you SHES not interested in you
Did you and Theo get together

Matt🤠
As in penis inside of you

Draco🩶
As in relationship

Matt🤠
Or both??
Taylor

Taylor
Hi.

Draco🩶
NO
YOU DIDNT FUCK
RIGHT

Taylor
Goodbye
I'm so done with this convo
yes
Your question is yes

Matt🤠
Omg
I'm so happy
She's not a virgin anymore
Let's bring in the cake

Draco🩶
I think she meant my question?
Oh my are you and Theo a thing

Taylor
Guys pls drop the sex questions before I kms
I think we are yes

Draco🩶
What way

Taylor
He called me his girlfriend?...
We talked
Idk

Matt🤠
Bro when I asked you to be my girlfriend
I bought you flowers

Draco🩶
At least he doesn't fuck her best friend

Matt🤠
Hey
I'm a grown man now
I'm super nice

Taylor
Aw yes ofc you are

Draco🩶
Okay
So it's official?

It finally happened
This is what I wanted from the start
I am so happy for you

Taylor
Wym this is what you wanted from the start

Matt🤠
With summer
Duh

Draco🩶
that.

Taylor
You little fucker

Matt🤠
He had everything planned in every little detail
Until Pussy came and ruined it
But whatever
It worked out anyway
Right

Taylor
You guys are happy?

Draco🩶
Ofc we are
Aren't you?

Taylor
I am

Draco🩶
let's all hang out tonight
My dorm
We can drink
Have fun

Matt🤠
Sleepover?

Taylor
Yes
Can we invite Dana?

Matt🤠
And Theo
If you stay away from the sex part
I'll bring the cake

Taylor
Bfr you don't have a cake

Matt🤠
Ofc I do
Me and Dana baked it

Taylor
Don't you dare bring a cake

Matt🤠
But I love cakes
We'll see

Draco🩶
Hush my class has started

Taylor
Ily.
Stay safe in class

Matt🤠
You too

Taylor
I always do
I'm a Ravenclaw

Matt🤠
Disgusting
❤️

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