"Jeff," I hear pounding on my door and head. "Jeff!" The voice yells louder.

I groan loudly and roll over, my head throbbing from my hang over, "shut upppp." The words are muffled by my pillow. Ben slams through my door and runs into the room, "get up asscake, Slender wants you to- eh!" Ben backs up quickly, "why are you naked?!"

Smirking into my pillow, I roll over onto my back, exposing my body, "because I can be. And its more comfortable."

Ben cringes at the sight of my pale body and quickly throws a blanket on me, "whatever you say Jeff, and you seriously need to go outside, I'm tanner then you, and that's pretty bad."

"Oh shut up Ben. I can't 'tan', my skin won't let it and I don't care either. I can't get more beautiful than this."

Ben rolls his eyes, "Slender wants you to find the woman." With that, he leaves. I chuckle and get up and quickly regret doing it as my head starts throbbing. I curse to myself and rub the side of my head, "guess I shouldn't have drunk so much." My reflection grins at me from a mirror across the room and I smirk.

I grab my boxers and yank them on along with my dress pants, black shirt and white hoodie. My hand grabs the handle of my knife off my dresser and I gaze upon the blade that murdered my family. My lip quivers faintly and I shove the knife into my pocket and leave my room while putting on my shoes. Suddenly I feel myself lose balance. My eyes widen as I fall and hit the ground roughly. My throat lets out a loud gruffy noise.

"Fucking balance..." I mumble as I get up again and walk up  the stairs and to the living room to meet with Slender. "You wanted to see me baldy?"

Slender gazes over at me from his newspaper, "yes. Eyeless Jack told me he found the girl."

"Alright where is she?" I glance over at Sally who is singing to her bear and is trying to stuff spoon fulls of peas into the bear's stitched mouth.

"She is in the city, with a few of her friends. Do not kill anyone, do you understand me?" Slender's voice pierces through my headache.

I cringe and hold my head, "yes.... Damn Slender your voice is loud."

His voice chuckles in my mind, "you should have thought about the consequences before drinking that much."

"Blah blah consequences, blah blah liver cancer, blah blah death, nobody cares." I drag my feet over to the medicine cabinet and take out a pain killer and take some. "Ok I'm going. Try not to miss me too much treeman."

"Oh don't worry about that Jeff." Slender turns his attention back to his paper.

"I'll miss you Jeff!" My eyes find Sally's and I smirk. "I'll miss you too Sally." I leave the living room only to be stopped by the most annoying woman in the house.

"Jeff!~" Nina the "killer", bounces up in front of me and I sigh in exasperation. "What."

She frowns, "well I'm happy to see you too."

"You're always happy to see me, Nina."

"I know!" She giggles happily and runs her hand through my hair and makes a face, "ewwwww."

I groan loudly, "yes I know I haven't showered in months, yes I know it's gross, get off my back." I shove past her and leave the house and get into my black dodge challenger I found from a family I murdered. I smirk and slide into the driver's seat and cruise into the city.

~

"Where are you Jack." I say into my phone while walking down the street.

"I see you." There is a sudden click then nothing. "Good bye to you too." I mumble and slide my phone into my hoodie.

Suddenly a hand grabs my shoulder and I quickly grab it and twist it tightly behind the owners back.

"Ow ow ow ow Jeff! Let go of me!" Eyeless Jack whines.

"Oh, it's you." I release his arm.

"Who'd you expect the tooth fairy?" He growls at me.

"Pfffft... Eyeless, we all know the tooth fairy isn't real. I was expecting Freddy Kruger. That bastard still hasn't come back after I kicked his ass in my dream."

Eyeless groans and grabs my arm and pulls me forward also keeping his head down so the humans cant see under his hood, I do the same.

He stops suddenly as we near a group of three girls. My eyes instantly look over their bodies and features, one is shorter than the other two and has long, straight brown hair and green eyes. One of the taller ones has long, curly black hair with emerald eyes, and finally the third has a medium length, also black curly hair with dark blue eyes.

"Yeah these girls look pretty nice but aren't we supposed to be finding a girl instead of oogling at them?" I smirk at Eyeless.

He turns his head to face me and I'm sure made a face, but it's not like I can see it since he's wearing a mask which makes me grin at him.

"I'm not 'oogling', idiot. The girl you're supposed to bring to Slender is one of those three."

"You don't know which one?" I groan and cover my face with my hand, "Eyeless.... Lets just take all three then."

"Uhhh.... I don't know if Slenderman would enjoy that..." He scratches the back of his head.

"Well screw him, we are taking all of them. How are we supposed to be sure which one it is? Lets go." I being to head over to the ladies.

"Jeff..." Eyeless starts to say but then sighs and follows in my shadow.