Hello folks after that dark adventure we continue on with the story. "Suite and sour" doesn't happen because Lori and Lalo watch over the family as a team so nothing remarkable happens, no "back in black" because that's a Lucy episode he had his own engagements with flip at the time, "Vantastic voyage"doesn't happen because thanks to Lalo and Lana it rarely experiences break downs, "patching things up" because it's a girl thing, despite their make up thing Lalo was still mad so he didn't help in "Cheater by the dozen" and no "lock n loud" because Lalo locks doors plan and simple, "the whole picture" doesn't happen either Lalo for sentimental reasons got them An I-cloud for Lincoln sake, now that we get got that out of the way let's begin with this dreaded episode.))) [One saturday morning at the Loud house, Lalo was busy writing something in his room as hears a knock on the door as he opened it revealing Lincoln.] Lalo:oh hey bro wassup can I help you? Lincoln: Shh!
Lalo: What?
Lincoln: [whispering] I'm hiding from my sisters can I hide in your for a bit please.
Lalo: ok but can I ask why are you hiding? Lincoln: Don't take this the wrong way. But all these activites are getting in the way of my me time. [Cut to a calendar of Lincoln's calendar getting filled up with his sisters' faces indicating an event for them specifically] With ten of you guys, my calendar's booked everyday with stuff. I'm supposed to go to rodeos, pageants, open mic nights...once in a while, a guy just needs some time to himself.
Lynn: yeah whatever Hey, bros! You're both coming to my softball game today, right? Lalo: I can't I have homework and projects to do. Lincoln: Actually, Lynn, I've got some important business to attend to. Like Ace Savvy VS the Card Shark. [holds out comic]. Lynn: Lame. My team has won our last six games, and you're the only member of this family who haven't come out to support me. Lincoln: That's because I was support six other sisters at their things. Sorry, Lynn, I just can't do it today. Lynn: [holding her bat threateningly] Sure you won't reconsider? [Lalo gets mad gripping the bat as he taking it away from Lynn as she screams Hey.] Lalo:I will not return this until you apologize to Lincoln right Now! Lynn:oh yeah what are you gonna do about it? [He demonstrates by leg sweeping Lynn off her feet pinning her to ground with the bat to her throat.] Lalo:you forget one important thing little sister I'm not Lincoln I will use violence to solve some problems especially when it's necessary I have no problems using it. [Lynn gulps looking at him.] Lalo:now here's what gonna happen. you'll apologize to Lincoln and you will ask him nicely and if you pull this stunt again I promise you I'll destroy your career beyond repair you got me Lynn?! [He said pushing back closer as she nods understanding helping her up.] Lynn:I'm sorry Lincoln will you please go I need you ok this one time it's important. Lincoln:thanks for the apology ok fine I'll go. [Lincoln acquiesces and is at the game with his family and Bobby in the bleachers. The mascot comes out onto the field and does a somersault]
Mascot: LET'S DO THIS!
Baseball Announcer: Well, it's a beautiful day at the park. Isn't it, Pep?
Pep: [unenthusiastic] Oh, sure it is.
Baseball Announcer: It's the bottom of the ninth with the Royal Woods Squirrels up 3-nothing. Could this be another shutout for star pitcher Lynn Loud?
[The crowd cheers for Lynn. Lynn waves to the people and her family and they all root for her. She then starts doing some things to prepare for her pitch. She lifts her leg, turns her cap, tosses some dirt over her shoulder, and pats her right cheek.]
Baseball Announcer: Loud is performing her signature good luck rituals.
Lynn: [doing a Cossack dance] Hutta-hut! Hutta-hut! Hutta-hut!
Baseball Announcer: Hey, Pep, you believe there's anything to these kinds of superstitions?
Pep: [not caring] I don't know.
Baseball Announcer: Well, here's the windup and the pitch.
[Lynn winds up and pitches, but the opposing batter slams it out of the park]. Baseball Announcer: Ooh! Looks like the softball gods did not love that Cossack dance.
[Soon enough, the Daisy Hill Daisies hit the ball each time, thus beating the Squirrels]
Baseball Announcer: Hated that Cossack dance.
[The crowd boos and the mascot looks on with grief]
Luna: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SIS!
[After the game, Lalo walks with Lynn, who is felling down as he tried cheer her up hugging her.] Lalo:hey it's ok little slugger you'll win next time all that matters is practice am I right. Lynn: But I never lose! That dance should've worked! I don't understand what went wrong... Lincoln: Hey, sis. I'm really sorry you lost.
[Lynn yelps and hides behind a dumpster]
Lincoln: Hey.
Lynn: [holding a rotten banana peel] Stay back! You're bad luck! [tosses the peel at Lincoln]
Lincoln: What are you talking about?
Lalo: Lynn, don't be ridiculous. You can't seriously blame him especially after idk trying threaten him to just show in the first place How is he "bad luck"?! Lynn: My team has been dominating all season, then the one time he shows up, we lose!
Lincoln: That's ridiculous. I'm not bad luck.
Lynn: Yeah-huh, you are! Which is why I'm banning you from all future games. Now scram! I have to make things right with the softball gods. [does her Cossack dance again] Hutta-hut! Hutta-hut! Hutta-hut! Lalo: Sorry about that, Lincoln. Lynn can be rather superstitous and a sore loser don't let it get to you too much ok. [Later, back at the Loud house. Lalo continued to work on his projects for his side gigs, While Lincoln was eating more cereal in the dining room]. Leni: [with her hair all curled] Lincoln! Are you coming to my charity fashion show? It's for a great cause: oysters without pearls.
Lynn: [paranoid] Leni! No! He'll ruin your fashion show just like he ruined my winning streak! HE'S BAD LUCK!
Lalo: Don't listen to her, Leni. Lincoln's not bad luck Lynn just upset she lost and is blaming Lincoln for his lost [to Lincoln] tell them bro.
Lincoln: Yeah, Lynn. That is absolutely... [gets an idea] ...true.
Lalo: See, Lincoln's definitely... WHAT!? Lalo:Lincoln take that back trust me this will backfire please don't do this I'm imploring you don't. Lincoln: [to the viewers] I think I may be onto something here. [to Leni] Leni, I'd love to go to your fashion show, but I'd hate for my bad luck to make you trip, or jam a zipper, or break a heel...
Leni: [gasps] The horror! Maybe you should sit this one out.
Lincoln: I'll be there in spirit. [Lalo scowls and walks up to him but Leni stops him]. Lalo:come on Leni their both lying Lincoln not bad luck I'm your twin you gotta believe me.
Leni: Lalo! No! He might make you break a heel. [Lalo groans because for two reasons 1 the situation and 2 due to the fact he doesn't even wear heels but relents once she does the puppy dog eyes.]
[Later, Lincoln was watching TV]. Announcer: Next on ARRGH!... [Just then, Lalo stomps up to him he was absolutely livid.]
Lalo: Lincoln! What was that all that about?! Lincoln: Relax, Lalo. All part of my plan, by making our sisters believe I'm unlucky I'm finally getting the free time I need! Play along and I'll get you all the time you need for yourself and businesses.
Lalo: No, I will not play along! The sooner I tell everyone you're lying, the sooner this will all blow over Lincoln I'm telling you now please let this go. Lincoln:please just let me have this please. Lalo:ughhh alright but I warn you Lincoln loud when this all blows up in your face. I will be saying I told you so. [Lalo leaves heading back to his room as Lana then pounces Lincoln and hogties him]. Lana: Hey, Linc, you coming to my alligator-wrestling match?
Leni: [pulls Lana away from Lincoln; paranoid] Don't invite Lincoln! He could make your alligator trip, or jam its zipper, or break a heel!
Lana: [confused] What?
Leni: He's bad luck.
[Leni and Lana turn to Lincoln]
Lincoln: [feigning] I can't deny it.
Lana: Uh...maybe you shouldn't come after all. I'm wrestlin' my first 200-pounder, and I can't take any chances. [pats his foot]
[Now Lincoln is talking to Lola who's spraying her hair in a beehive]
Lincoln: Sure, Lola. I'll come to your pageant. I just hope my bad luck doesn't make your hair go flat.
Lola: [gasps and sprays Lincoln away] GET AWAY FROM ME!
[Lincoln is talking to Luan in her clown outfit]
Lincoln: I'd love to attend your performance. I'm just afraid my bad luck might cause a clown car collision.
Luan: [gasps] That would put a dent in things! [laughs] Get it? But seriously, don't come.
[He then comes across Lisa and Lalo as Lisa was helping him with his history homework.] Lisa: [scoffing] Pshaw. There's no such thing as bad luck. There's only science. All else is hooey.
Lalo: See? Lisa my smart little Einstein is smart enough to know that all this superstition is to quote: "hooey".
[Enter Lori with her golf clubs]
Lori: They literally have a point. You're coming to my tournament, Lincoln. This family supports each other. [Lalo nods in agreement actually happy to be on the same page for once with Lori.] Lincoln: You're right. I'm being silly. Let me get those for ya. [takes Lori's clubs and pretends to trip] Whoa whoa whoa! [trips over in the bathroom with a lot of clanging going on; comes out with a club dented] Whoops!
Lori: [gasps] My sand wedge! You are bad luck! You are literally uninvited to my tournament.
Lisa: I retract my earlier statement. BACK, YE CURSED WRETCH! And don't even think about attending my lecture series on thermodynamics!
Lalo: Et tu, Little Einstein? Look! He's just lying to get out of all our plans! And I'll prove it! [Lalo walks up to Lincoln but Lori holds him back.] Lori: No, Lalo! You don't know what he's capable of!
Lisa: Indeed! [Presses a button and a bubble popped up] Here! This protective bubble should suffice as protection against Lincoln's foul hex! [a hatch opens up from the bubble and Lori throws Lalo inside and he and Lisa ran off. Lalo face soon turned red in anger against Lincoln as he yelled curse words only Lisa could hear.] [The sisters and parents are leaving the house to attend the big outings]
Lana: Come on, guys. It's time for my gator-wrestling match.
[As soon as they're in the van, Lincoln is elated]
Lincoln: [gleefully sarcastic] So sorry to miss it all. [suddenly comes out sliding like in a famous movie scene and starts dancing] Who's unlucky? I'm unlucky! Who's unlucky? I'm unlucky! [reading his comic in his underwear everywhere in the house] Tough break, Card Shark. Looks like Ace Savvy just called your bluff! [drinks milk from the carton and belches; pushes all of his sisters' activities off his calendar] I gotta say, being bad luck turned out to be pretty good.
[The next day, Lincoln's breakfast is out on the coffee table in the living room]
Lincoln: What the? Why is my breakfast on the coffee table?
Rita: Oh, sorry, sweetheart, but would you mind eating breakfast in the living room today?
Lynn Sr.: I've got a big presentation and your mother's got back-to-back root canal patients. We-we can't risk your bad luck spreading to us.
[Lincoln pours his cereal and turns on the game console]
Lincoln: Just another perk of the bad luck life. Now I can play video games while I eat. [Lalo then walks over to Lynn Sr.]
Lalo: Dad. Where's Lincoln? I need him to help me with my private business ventures. Lynn Sr.: Lalo! Are you nuts?! What if you sprain your ankle? Or break your back? Or get gum tangled or stuck within your hair?! [Puts his hand on Lalo shoulders] son, we care about you too much to be around that walking bad luck charm. Lalo:I'll say this once again it better be my last time....... HE IS NOT BAD LUCK!!!!! Lalo:Lincoln is literally faking it he only doing this to get alone time because he was burnt out from events he used Lynn's superstitions and being a poor loser. Lynn:Hey I am not you jerk?! Lalo:As I was saying she a poor loser for once in this family lives trust me for once when I say he is lying. Lynn sr:Sorry sport just can't take the chance ok. [Lincoln could only shrug at the conversation as he continue to play his game]. [Later that night, the family is getting ready to see a movie]
Rita: Come on, kids! The movie starts in half an hour!
[The girls come down super excited to see it]
Lincoln: Dibs on holding the popcorn!
[Lynn screams and leaps out of the house in fear]
Lynn Sr.: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, son. I wish you could come, but with your bad luck, who knows what could go wrong?
Lola: The movie could sell out!
Luna: I could get stuck behind some lady with a beehive!
Lisa: Someone could get scalded with molten butter!
Lalo:or someone can blurt out something they weren't supposed to or should've a long time ago. [Lalo said pointing to the family and him to just tell the truth already.] The Lynn Sr.: [gasps] I didn't even think of that one! Sorry., kiddo.
Lincoln: Oh...no problem. You guys have fun.
Leni: Don't worry. I'll tell you how the movie ends.
[Everyone leaves Lincoln home alone]
Lincoln: Eh, what's missing one movie when it means having more awesome me time?
[He then starts getting bored and lonely]
Lincoln: [dancing miserably] Who's unlucky? I'm unlucky. Who's unlucky. I'm unlucky. [reading another comic in his underwear in the same spots from before] Take that, Wild Card Willy. Ace Savvy just dealt you some justice.
[He checks the milk carton and then puts it back; adds another Lincoln face on his calendar. Just then, he heard a knock at the door, he opens it revealing Lalo]
Lincoln: Lalo? What are you doing back early?
Lalo :the move sucked anyway, Lincoln. I can't stand you living this lie. You made everyone think you're bad luck and now your being shut off by our own family! Don't you feel the slighest bad for all this? [Lincoln then hears the rest of his family coming home and chatting about how much they enjoyed the movie and sighs.] [Later, as he gets ready for bed, he notices that there's something wrong with his door which is now boarded up and bound with hazard tape, and there's a note on it]. Lincoln: [reading note] "Sorry, Lincoln, but you can't sleep here tonight. We can't just risk it"? Are you kidding me?
Sisters: NO! [slam their doors shut]
[Lincoln goes outside to Lalo room knocking.]
Lincoln: Hey, big bro , think I could bunk here for the night? Lalo:oh my and why would that be Lincoln hmmmm? Lincoln:please don't make me say it dude. Lalo:Sorry bro you caused this whole mess now you gotta pay the consequences now little brother tell me why did you come here today full details or no entry. Lincoln:fine you win! You were right I was a fool for making this dumb plan I thought it would get me more freedom what I wanted but all I am is cold, sad , above all lonely. Lalo:first off [gets right into his face pointing at him]I told you so! Secondly I'm glad your finally realizing your mistake little brother just promise me you won't do this again and tell the truth ok. Lincoln:I will I promise can I come inside please. [Lalo opens his door letting Lincoln in.]. [The next day, Lincoln wakes up his sleeping bag he walks over to the back door only to find it locked]
Lincoln: Guys? I think you accidentally locked me out!
[His breakfast is shoved through the doggy door and he peeks through the window on the door]
Rita: Kids, we've got a special treat for you! Since your father's presentation went so well...
Lynn Sr.: And your mother's root canals, too...
Rita: ...we thought we'd celebrate with a trip to the beach tomorrow.
[Everyone except Lalo cheered at the news and and Lincoln pops his head through the doggy door]
Lincoln: We're going to the beach tomorrow?
Lynn Sr.: Ooh, gosh. Sorry, son. Not you. Someone could get attacked by a shark. Lalo:ok that does it I'm ending this right now! Lori: Think about your safety! Think about us! [everyone yelled at Lalo to not go through with this, he ignored them as he opens the door and lets Lincoln inside . Lincoln looks up to him saying thanks.] Lincoln: I guess I brought this on myself.listen guys the truth is I am not bad luck I lied about it to get out of your events it was selfish of me I'm sorry and I'm sorry I broke your golf clubs Lori . Lalo:see he admitted the truth so can we put this event behind us and move on from this bad luck nonsense besides he slept in my room with me last night I'm still fine.
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