Y/N popped her head into Schlatt's room as she did most days. They had been living together for eight months, it was customary for them to hang out.

"You free?"

"Yeah, what's up?"

"Wanna have a movie night, Roomie?"

"Don't call me that-"

"Is that a yes or a no, Schlagg?"

"Fuck off...but yes. I'll make some popcorn. I'm giving you the gracious privilege of  picking a movie. Choose wisely, woman." He said, walking downstairs. 

"Oh wait, forgot something." Schlatt said, going back up the stairs.

"What did you forg-!" Y/N yelped. Schlatt interrupted her by scooping her up and carrying her downstairs, ignoring her thrashing. "Chivalry is not dead!!" He shouted. Y/N resigned to being carried, blushing heavily. You see, in the last couple of months, Y/N may or may not have developed a tiiinnny (read: huge) crush on her roommate. But what she didn't know, was that Schlatt had also developed a crush on her. They were both oblivious. Since they had started developing feelings for each other they had been "jokingly" flirting, jokingly because both thought the other was being funny and platonic. Even funnier, everyone else could see their feelings for each other.

Schlatt put her down on the couch gently and went to make snacks. 

"Fuck it, you want Dino nuggets?!"

"Yeah I want Dino nuggies!...Also, we're watching 'Napoleon Dynamite'!" Y/N said after careful consideration.

"You have honored your privilege." Schlatt replied, plopping onto the couch. He sat down a totally full plate of Dino nuggies. Y/N played the movie and they relaxed. She rested her head on his shoulder and he flushed red.

"Should we drink?"

"If you want. I spill a lot of secrets when I get tipsy though."

"Sounds exciting."

"If you say so. Mix me something, Big Guy." Y/N flirted.

"Ooooo. Sure, Princess." Schlatt flirted back, causing them both to blush.

"Mamosas for us?"

"Yeah, sounds good."

He returned 5-10 minutes later, two Mamosas in hand.

"Here, Princess." He said, handing Y/N her drink with a wink. She turned away, flustered.

"What if every time he does the funny run, we drink?"

"Can we drink outside of those terms?"

"Of course, King.

"Then yes, Queen. Let's have a fun night.

A/N: probably gonna update this more at some point, writing pre-romance is hard for me!