Rishab and Chahal sitting in jail together—

Chahal: So who should we call?

Rishab: I’d call Virat Bhaiya, but I feel safer in jail.

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Hardik: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Ishan: *turning to Subhman * How tall are you?
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Hardik: How's the sexiest person here~?

Rahul: I don't know, how are you?

Hardik, flustered: I-

Virat , from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Rohit please come to the front desk?

Rohit, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Rishab and Ishan*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Ishan and Rishab , simultaneously: We got lost :(

Rohit: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Hardik: HELP! I TOLD Rahul I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Rohit, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Virat: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rahul?

Rahul: … No.

Rishab : I do!

Virat: I know, Rishab .

Rishab : I’m sad!

Virat: I know, Rishab .

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Rohit: I know you snuck out last night, Chahal.

Kul, whispering : Play dumb!

Chahal: Who's Chahal?

Kul : NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Interviewer, going over Rishab's 's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Rishab : Yes!

Interviewer: Okay... may I know what you create?

Rishab: Problems.

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Mahi: What do you call disobeying the law?

ICT: A hobby.

Mahi: *crosses his arms*

ICT: That we do not engage in.

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Chahal: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

ICT:....

Jaddu: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Chahal: Yes!

Virat, sniffing : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Hardik: Rahul, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Rahul: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Hardik: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Jassi.

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Rohit: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Rishab: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Ishan : You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Rishab: Good thinking *high fives Ishan*.

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Mahi, opening a Capri Sun: I am too sober for this.

ICT: *fighting in background *

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Rishab, trying to tell a joke: Why did the Scarecrow received an award?

Shreyas: Because he was OUTstanding in his field.

Rishab: .... Fuck you.

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Rohit, to his reflection : You look mentally ill.

Virat: I am.

Jaddu : ..... Do you want to talk?

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Virat : I am so horny and angry all the time.

Hardik: .... so, basically, angry sex?

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Jassi: When I said bring us something back from the beach I meant like conch shells!

Hardik : *Struggling holding a seagull* .... Oh!

Rahul: Is it too late to disown him?

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Mahi: STOP!

*Entire ICT stops*

Jaddu, to himself: He is god.

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Rohit: Dammit, Rishab!

Rishab: What?! It wasn’t me, Bhaiya!

Rohit: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Chahal!

Chahal: Not me this time, Bhaiya!

Rohit: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Virat: *whistles*

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Ishan, frustrated: I know what a prism is!

Rahul, holding hack his laugh: What is it?

Ishan: It's where you put bad people.

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Virat, as a lawyer: Mothers and Fuckers of jury....

Jaddu: *facepalms*

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Virat: Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren't talking?

Rahul, looking at Hardik: Every fucking time.

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Virat: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Hardik: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Jassi: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Ishan: I got distracted about halfway through.

Rahul: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Cop: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?!

Rishab: You said I had one phone call.

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Hardik: Rahul and I are having a baby.

Ishan: That's gre-

Hardik, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Hehe, these are fun to write!
Catch you in next~