Hello, I am the Golden Cheese. I read some weird things on the internet because I don't have anything better to do. For some reason, it is usually creepypasta related stories that I like. Anyways my name is the Golden Cheese because I can't think of anything better. I was gonna change my name to "A_person_that_does_not_exist", but Golden Cheese was a name that I really liked so I just kept it. Maybe I will write a story of my own, but It will probably not get popular. That about wraps it up, I don't exist, remember that.