I know what you're thinking, why am I executing an operation and why is Peter Parker in a group chat called the hot ones? Well I had a mission to execute and Tony wanted me to include Peter, so here we are.

"I have the RV in play, he thinks were going cross country.." I said, loading mine and Wanda's bags into the car.

"Were not going cross country?!" Peter asked.

"No twerp, were going across the globe.."

So, I may have created an entire operation for a trip to not just leave the state, but the country. It had taken a while too perfect but, the roadies were going European.

Tony had taken to putting a tracker on my vehicles, the RV mainly, so I decided to let him think thats where we were. I had hired someone to drive around America and throw him off, whist we would be driving around another continent. 

A quick cab ride took us to the airport, where we had to decided what country we would fly to. After a lengthy debate, we boarded a flight that would take us to Madrid, Spain. It would take us over 7 hours to fly across the Atlantic Ocean, but so far we were doing great.

"So this is Spain.." Loki said as we stepped out of the airport into the heat of the country.

"Well we're here now, what do we do?" Peter asked, standing beside him.

Good question. There was four teenagers in a foreign country with a greasy ass Asguardian that thought Dance Monkey was a good song for like 2 weeks. I think we could die.

We decided to first rent a hostel for the night, drop our belonging off before exploring.

We checked out the Royal Palace of Madrid, I swear when I take over the world this is where I'm gonna live. Loki wanted to do a museum visit, we were on vacation not a class trip so I didn't understand why so I just took my girlfriend for ice cream, I mean her brother had to come and wouldn't just be like Peter and go with greasy.

City night life was amazing, everything was bright and everyone seem happy. We had a lovely, peaceful dinner before getting to bed. 

"You know what, we should have gone to Barcelona, not Madrid.." Peter said, whist eating his breakfast.

"Don't shit on Madrid, I happen to like it here.." I said in response.

"Well there's cool waterparks in Barcelona.." He muttered.

"How long will it take to get there?"

I mean it did take us like 2 hours to get all the way to Barcelona, it was like on the other side of the country, but my god was it worth it. Amazing waterparks and trips to the beach, we were there way longer than expected.

"So.." I said as we sat on the golden beach watching the sunset "Where to next?"

"Paris seems good my love.." Wanda said, my lady is smart and hot.

"Then Paris it is.." I laughed.

The city of love, Tony says that anyways. Maybe just a city filled with his lovers , it would make more sense anyway. We flew there, avoiding the ten hour drive and instead getting straight  to the city. I mean everything was perfect there, they had a fucking Disney Land for gods sake.

I actually did visit one museum, I know I sound like a hypocrite, but I wanted to see bestie mona on display.

"Its a lot smaller than I thought it would be.." Wanda said, staring to it.

It was true, it had all this wall space and it was just tiny. Next, we rented Vespas, Bucky had thought me to ride a motorcycle a while back so how much different would this be? I wonder what Bucky's doing right now.

"I CANT BELIEVE SHE LEFT WITHOUT ME AGAIN!" Bucky yelled, looking at the RV moving through Seattle on the tracker, he was at the tower and I was well, looking at the Eiffel Tower and wondering if MJ's theory on it being a death ray was correct.

"Okay calm down, Tony are you going to get her?" Steve asked.

"No Steve, I'll let her go on the run.." He said with heavy amounts of sacrum.

"Well then I will-" Steve, baby, get with the program.

"Calm down frosty, I'm going now.." He said, putting his coat on.

Sweet Tony, if only you knew. If you had call ahead maybe you would have realise that some women named Jill has been for filling her wants of a mid-life crisis. Sorry not sorry I guess.

Once we had spent time in Paris, me and Wanda have plans to come back, we decided to travel through Italy. From there we could sail to Greece, then visit Sokovia, Wanda always talked about taking me there to see its beauty.

We road tripped through Italy, for some reason Peter knew the language so it was helpful. The people there were some of the greatest people I've ever met, they also know how to party. Er traveled down to Rome, a very historic city I might say. 

"So like, we haven't tried the pizza.." Pietro said as we wondered the streets.

"Pietro not all Italians look and act like Mario-"

"Marco did.." He responded.

"He sort of did actually.."

We did indeed eat pizza and all I have to say is, New York pizza is shit compared to this stuff. By now, we has been gone for weeks and the parents were pissed.

"She's in Europe.." Tony announced, arriving into the living room.

"How the fuck did she manage that?!" Bucky asked, good question, the answer is I'm not sure.

"I don't know, but currently she's in Rome. I've found traces of her in Madrid, Barcelona and Paris.." 

"Do we got her her? Because I feel like we should.." Steve said, nobody likes you Steve.

Tony did later tell me that the reason he didn't come get me just yet is because he refused to be jet lagged, thanks dad, you a real one.

I mean I think I learned more about the world on this trip than I ever did in school. Loki was teaching me what he learned and I was learning about where the country's were located. We took the ferry to Greece about a month into our trip, at this point the super dads were indeed looking for us.

"I mean last time we were here, I kissed your girlfriend.." Pietro said as we walked the beach, looking to Wanda.

"And now, I fuck your sister.." I smile back.

"And she does oh so it well.." Wanda said, proposing a fist bump to me.

"I swear those two share a singular braincell.." Loki whispered to Pietro.

"So do I.." He whispered back.

I mean the two of us could finally make some amazing memories in Greece, it was hot not going to lie.

Although everything was amazing thus far, the highlight of my trip was visiting Sokovia. Wanda loved showing me around, it was a beautiful place. The landscape, view, her. She showed me places her father loved and where she would eat.

They never rebuilt her apartment, but she didn't know that. It upset her that I would never meet her parent or see her childhood bedroom.

"Hey, hey," I said, catching her face as she stared at the ruble, "I love you and we can build our own place, here or in America, I don't care. As long as I have you to do it with.."

"Alright.." She said as I wiped her tears away.

It was sad to see her so upset, I hated it so much. I eventually managed to take her mind off of the subject as we sat in a quiet cafe. Pietro refused to go to what used to be his home after he heard from Wanda that it was destroyed, I mean I don't blame him.

Everything was fine, like we were stuck in the perfect moment a few days later, but all good things come to an end.

"Y/N STARK ROGER BARNES ROMANOFF HOW DARE YOU GO MISSING FOR OVER 6 WEEKS AND REFUSE MY CALLS!" Tony said as he ran towards me.

"EH-" I said once I saw him with a look of murder on his face,

"Y/N I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!" Bucky said behind Steve.

"YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!" Steve yelled following close as well.

Well I did almost die, at the hands of my father. They fucking dragged us five out of Europe and back to New York. Like bitch, stop.

It was one of the best things I ever did however, even though I was severely grounded for my expert escape. 

Maybe if I wasn't grounded so harshly, some things would never have been figured out, but they did and we can't do anything to stop them. Is that foreshadowing? I guess you will just have to see.