Yep- as the title of this says 'weird dream I had' I had a weird dream so I'm making it into a story...fun right?

I'm a little sick right now and I can't talk because my throat hurts like a bitch, so my mind was like "why don't I incorporate that into his fever dream?" Nice going dream I can make this into a story I never thought I would make in my entire life now- note the sarcasm.

I really wish I my damn reading glasses would work but my eyes cant focus 'cause I'm sick, so some shit might be spelled wrong. if I ever make a grammar error please tell me.

Storyyyyyyyy————(3rd pov)

Teddy was walking down the street but then a portal showed..yeah he walked into it like the dumbass he is. He showed up at a rainforest and met this weird creature thing that was blue and looked like a hybrid between a whale and a pig. So what would any normal person do that teddy is? Pick it up and kiss it on the forehead, then hug it, then put it in their bag with only its face out- wait where'd he get a bag? It's probably fine *narrator visibly sweat drops with a worried look*. Anygays he started walking around with the blue pig-whale and ran into a few monsters. He befriended them and started to cook for them. He made kongnamul guk (at least that's what I think that's how you spell it in English) which is a soybean soup. Where he got the ingredients I don't know, but are we going to ignore that part because this is a dream and that food is delicious? Yes. So he set the...table? More like small rock with leaves but whatever. He put the food on the table and everyone started to dig in. They created a bond that would last a life time- oh shit he forgot about blue pig-whale. So he took blue pig-whale out of his bag and gave them a bowl of kongnamul guk. Everyone was thankful for teddys arrival and promised to aid him when he needed it most. "Cool beans" he said in a whisper voice because he can't fucking speak but also in the most nonchalant voice. Hehe...hahahah...HAHA- *cough* *cough* the narrator slowly deflates visibly in the room

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Another narrator quickly came and dragged the body away. They came back and said Quick interruption the other narrator is out of commission for a while because they laughed too hard so I'll be taking care of the job for a while. Conitinuing- right as teddy was going to walk away a huge octopus destroyed the monsters and almost teddy themself but he was too busy eating the soup to notice. When the monster finally realized that teddy had been ignoring him through their entire monologue that I failed to mention earlier because it's too long and I don't get paid enough for this, the giant octopus picked teddy up but his tentacles started to burn so he threw teddy towards a tree until blue pig-whale saved him from internal organ damage, spine damage, head trauma, and probably shoulder damage, thank you blue pig-whale. Teddy got up and ran towards the giant optopus and put it in his wallet. I don't know how he got him in his wallet but it happened..um anyway on with the script— then a car appeared and they told teddy that they would take him to his new parents. Teddy seemed calm on the outside but in his head was going 'wtf' all they way to the house. By the time they reached there Teddy- a groan is heard in the background as the first narrator stands up oh look it's the passed out narrator that's couldn't take their job. shut up frost no one cares, also I would like my fuckin job back. Why? I'm getting paid extra to read this crap. It's my damn job are you deaf?

Whatever as long as I can get out of here. *sigh* finally I have my job back then frost— that wasn't supposed to have the job— yelled in the background "I hope you choke on a sandpaper dick, Asswipe!"  Then the other narrator known as 'coffee' yelled back "right back at'cha dickhead!"

Where did that fuckin reptile stop readin?...ah yes. Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla- whoops that's my vine list...angays- by the time teddy got there-at the house- their was a whole friggin family out front. Two dads, an aunt, an uncle, maybe a married couple in the background somewhere, four kids that looked around the age of seven, and for some reason a- no, it wasn't a it was 34 cats- who tf eats 34 cats?...did I say eats? Yes I did um- what. Higher ups president, are you okay? Like- did you really need to put that in here? Oh I forgot your sick rn...fever dreams am I right?

(A/n: y'know when your so sick that you don't even realize that you put eats until you re-read that one part like 5 times and say "did I really just put rats? What- no I put etas- huh? Teas-no I put blankets- huh? Wtf- my bed is macorale wth- rock day whoooo- where did rock day come from? So I put pants there- no it was...let me read that again" *five minutes later of re-reading it so I won't get it wrong* " I put eaets! No it was eats...hey I actually said it this time!" So then I put that whole thing. Tbh I don't think I'm okay rn. I get so spaced out I feel like I'm in a different universe every time I look at my floor and then look at my wall. Yeah I think I need some medical help)

after that whole fiasco, Teddy still couldn't communicate with anyone so they just brought him inside. It then turned Christmas because it started snowing and became dark outside right as he walked in. There were Christmas trees all along the walls 'what in the hell...' teddy thought as he looked around the room.

Ugh christmas?? Whyyyyyy all it does is remind me of that scarf bastard...a blushing coffee said as he was reminded of a certain male co-worker that always wears a scarf with a Christmas light design.

(A/n: I have no idea what I'm doing at this point 😎🤏😩🕶🤏🧍...💃)

Anywhore gettin back to the story- teddy suddenly tripped over the cord to the lights of one of the Christmas trees and scolded by... huh it doesn't say a name it's just blank, eh I'll just make up a name. Scolded by Jeremy who looked a lot older than he actually is but eventually his husband came up to him and tried calming him down. Teddy then went to apologize to Jeremy but Jeremy couldn't hear him since teddys voice was barley a whisper because their throat hurts—much like a certain author. Teddy said it over and over again until he couldn't anymore, his throat hurt too badly. The whole time Jeremy thought they were talking about the candles.

Teddy just gave up and walked away. He took his wallet out and looked at the octopus—that was now extremely small compared to its original size—sitting comfortably in the wallet, sleeping soundly. They picked up the octopus and woke the octopus from its slumber. The octopus was very adorable like this I have to admit and then....it ended? That's not a very good ending! WTF IS THIS BS all stories should have a proper ending! Ugh whatever it's not like it really matters anyway. I finished my job here time to actually go to sleep...narrator one leaves the recording room which is his office to go to sleep? No, narrator one is too much of an insomniac for sleep, so what might he be doing? Guess we will never know because he left.

(A/n:you will probably find out later what happened to coffee! Also here's a little profile for coffee, he's 21, fresh out of college, just started this job a week ago so he's at the bottom of the barrel, you will see people at the bottom more often. Do you think I should make this into a story? I think it would be very interesting to see! Also I'm currently drawing coffee so you guys can have a visual of what he looks like)