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Pidge POV

"Huff...puff...are...they...still...
chasing...us? I...can't...run any...farther! Curse...these...SHORT LEGS!" I yell as we run farther into the forest.
"Quiet Pidge. We need to keep quiet so that the creatures won't find us," Shiro whispers.
"Well," Lance begins, "too late now! They're on our tail! Literally! My fish tail is slowing me down!"
"Sucks to be you then," Keith smirks.
"EXCUSE MEH BOI?! I GOT NO SLEEP FROM Y'ALL AND I AM NOT TO BE BOTHERED RIGHT NOW!" Lance screeches.
"Really?" Keith taunts.
"FIGHT MEH!" Lance yells.
"Stop!" Shiro yells. "Now is not the time for this!" Lance and Keith glare at each other for second before looking away.
"I can hear them coming!" Hunk yells.
"Hey! I think I see someone ahead!" I scream. The creature is just walking around when we ran towards him. We slide across the ground to stop. Unfortunately, there is a rock in the ground and Hunk just has to trip over it. Knocking down Lance, who bumps into Keith, who crashes into me, which ends up with Shiro's face slammed into the ground. A pure domino effect.
"Are you guys all right?" The creature err, actually I should say person, (they seem to be the people here so yeah.)
Hey guys. If you see bold, that's me! The author. Here's a picture of the creature.

Back to the story!

"Does it look like we are ok?" I sarcastically say.
"Sorry! You guys seem out of breath! What's going on?" The person says. "What's are you guys in a fuss for?"
Everyone starts talking, screaming, and screeching things. Well mostly the four of us. Shiro's face is still stuck.
"Woah! Calm down! I'm Nuzleaf! It's all right now, so calm down!" Nuzleaf says. Everyone starts taking deep breaths. Except for Shiro, who is probably having an anxiety attack in the ground. Hmmmmmmm, we seem to have turned into the creatures of this place. Maybe that's why we can understand them. I think. That was the moment that the robot creatures show up.
"HUH?" Nuzleaf cries in shock. Flicker flicker flicker...they make again. Pointing their weird lights on their hands together. Then one attacks. ZAP! That shock is enough to push everyone off the ground! Even Shiro's face!
"Woah! What in the world?!" Nuzleaf shouts. They attack again. ZAP!
"Eek! I'm scared!" Nuzleaf shouts trembling. So much for a hero to save us. Then we take off again, into the woods.

~Time skip cuz I am lazy~

This is what the setting is now.

We screech to a holt in a clearing. Nuzleaf looks ahead at the path.
"Oh no!" Nuzleaf screams. "Ain't that one of them mystery dungeons ahead?!" Behee! Behee! The noises get closer!
"Ahhh! There ain't anywhere to go!" Nuzleaf yelps. Then we dash up ahead into the unknown, into a mystery dungeon.

~Time skip~

This is what the area is called.

This is what the mystery dungeon looks like.

"These mystery dungeons sure are mysterious, all right..." Nuzleaf starts. "Every time you enter one, it'll have a different layout with different items in it. And all the Pokémon 'round here seem mighty on edge-attackin' for no reason! It's altogether hard to get out of a mystery dungeon once you've gone into one. You'll be wantin' to find the stairs if you've got any hope of movin' ahead."
"So, the creatures of this world are called Pokémon. That's makes us Pokémon right? Is there any technology here?" I ask.
"Technology? What is that?" Nuzleaf asks.
"WAIT, NO TECHNOLOGY?! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT TECHNOLOGY!" I screech. Then I ran into a corner and started singing "Hello darkness, my old friend." Hunk went over to make sure I am okay.
"So what Pokémon are we, Nuzleaf?" Shiro asks.
"That's easy, you're the Eeveelutions! Or the evolutions of Eevee. You guys seem to know nothing about this place," Nuzleaf says.
"Yeah well, we aren't from here," Lance mumbles.
"Anyway let me tell you what each of you guys are since you seem to know nothing," Nuzleaf starts, "You blue guy, what's your name?"
"It's Lance," Lance says, "the guy with the mullet is Keith, the one in the corner is Pidge, the one next to Pidge is Hunk, and then there's Shiro."
"Very well, Lance you are a Vaporeon. You are a water type meaning that you can use water type moves," Nuzleaf says.
"Really? Pow pow!" Lance yells as he shoots water out of his mouth and drenching Keith with water.
"Hunk, you're a Jolteon. You have electric type moves!"
"Really?" Hunk says, "Pachow! Take that rock!" Hunk starts zapping a rock like crazy.
"Pidge! You have grass type powers!" Nuzleaf yells.
"Really?" I concentrate and then razor sharp leaves appear and are ready to strike. "Awesome! Take that tree! Ba-choo ba-choo!" I yell as I make the dagger leaves stab into a tree. Lance looks scared.
"Better not mess with Pidge, she's too powerful now," Lance mumbles.
"Shiro, you are a dark type, so you can use dark type moves, but you can also use psychic, ghost, and fairy type moves," Nuzleaf says. Shiro attempts to make things float with his mind. It does work, and Shiro seems really happy about it. Probably because he can break up fights between Keith and Lance. Then he starts making a big shadowy ball.
"Guys, it's more like balm balm!" Shiro shout as he fires the shadow ball at a tree.
"Finally, Keith you are-" Lance cuts Nuzleaf off.
"Don't worry, I got this," Lance says. Then he attempts to make finger guns. Not easy with paws. He fails but, who cares. "Keith you must be fire, because you're so hot you melted my heart."
Instead of glaring at Lance, Keith turns away, blushing!
"Oh my quiznak, it's happening!" I yell. "BUT I DON'T HAVE A QUIZNAKING CAMERA! BUT I SHALL MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR ALL YOU KLANCE SHIPPERS OUT THERE!"
Pidge you just broke the fourth wall!
"I DO NOT CARE I SHALL MAKE IT HAPPEN!"
Pidge! You know how hard it is to rebuild the fourth wall?! I have to spend time doing my homework and do this! Now I have to fix the fourth wall!
"THIS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU STICK ME IN THIS AND GIVE ME ZERO TECHNOLOGY AND MAKE KLANCE HAPPEN WHEN I CANNOT RECORD IT!"
Guys? Can you drag Pidge away? Can't have her break the fourth wall anymore than it already is.
"YOU SHALL NOT DRAG ME AWAY! I WILL MAKE KLANCE HAPPEN! YOU SHALL SEEEEEEE!" Pidge screams as the guys drag her away.
So yeah guys I think I need to rebuild that wall....you guys have anything? No glitter glue please. I almost got the glitter infection once. Also, if you see a ship you like, say in the comments, "I love that ship!" or something. Then I will add more of that ship in there. The official ship in this is Klance, however, if you want to see another ship just tell me and I will see what I can do. Anyway see you guys, when I fix this wall. Lunardragon17 out!

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