My Joon 💜😚

Me:
I broke Namjin...

Namjoon:
???

Me:
We have kids and we're married. I broke Namjin.

Namjoon:
Jagi, are you fine?

Me:
NO! I BROKE NAMJIN AND I SUPPORTED IT IM TERRIBLE

Namjoon:
Jagi, are you on your period? I can buy some pads for you.

Me:
IM NOT ON MY PERIOD I JUST FEEL SAD

Namjoon:
If you say so.

Me:
OH FUC-

Namjoon:
No swearing!

Me:
HOW CAN I NOT WHEN YUN HEE JUST BROKE A BOWL

Namjoon:
Oh uh- just do what you normally do when i break stuff

Me:
Jagi...

Namjoon:
Hm?

Me:
WHY IS TAE HERE

Namjoon:
WHAT?!?!? TAE IS SUPPOSE TO COME TOMORROW

Me:
WHERE ARE YOU

Namjoon:
DANCE PRACTICE

Me:
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW HE WENT MISSING

Me:
SHIT

Namjoon:
WHAT

Me:
LUCY- HOW DID SHE GET HERE

Namjoon:
I'm coming home.

Me:
YOU BETTER