@NamjoonOfficial

Me:
-_-

Namjoon:
?

Me:
-_-

Namjoon:
What???

Me:
-_-

Namjoon:
The helllllll

Me:
-_-

Namjoon:
Do that again and I'm leaving

Me:
Fine, fine I'll stop!

Namjoon:
Good

Namjoon:
Why are you sending me -_-? Did something happen?

Me:
Ofc something happened

Namjoon:
Oh my goodness... What happened now

Me:
I. Found. Lucy. In. The. Other. Toilet. Bowl

Namjoon:
TF?!?!?!?!

Namjoon:
HOW?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS RETURNED HER

Me:
I THOUGHT SO TOO!!!

Namjoon:
WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! WITCHCRAFT?!?!

Me:
I JUST ASKED MY SISTER AND SHE SAID THAT SHE BOUGHT ANOTHER GOLDFISH AND DROPPED IT INTO THE TOILET BOWL AND MY MOM THOUGHT THAT WAS LUCY AND RETURNED THAT FISH. LUCY WAS IN THE OTHER TOILET BOWL. HOW TF CAN THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!?!

Namjoon:
WHY DID YOUR SISTER BUY ANOTHER FISH?!?!

Me:
SHE BOUGHT IT THE DAY AFTER MY MOM TOLD HER SHE WAS RETURNING THE FISH. SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE LUCY SO SHE TOLD MY MOM THAT WAS LUCY

Namjoon:
Awww BUT SHE IS FREAKING 11 WHERE DID SHE GET THE MONEY FROM AND HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO GO TO A PET SHOP TO BUY IT?!?!?!

Me:
MY DAD JUST CONFESSED. HE IS CLINGING ONTO MY MOM'S ARM AND ASKING HER TO FORGIVE HIM. OMFG THIS IS HORRENDOUS!!! HE IS DOING  PUPPY EYES AND AEGYO. I GOT TO ADMIT. IT IS WAYYYY WORSE THAN YOURS WHICH I NEVER THOUGHT SOMEONE CAN BE AS BAD AT AEGYO AS YOU

Namjoon:
Me is hurt ;-;

Me:
APPARENTLY, HE HELPED MY SISTER BUY THE DAMN FISH.

Namjoon:
Your dad is freaking messed up

Me:
You are freaking messed up. You influenced Jimin to watch porn. YOU watch porn and you taught Jimin what is the difference between a peck and a kiss. Poor Jiminie

Namjoon:
-_-

Me:
So you agree i'm not lying.

Me:
Namjoon?

Me:
Heyyyy!

Me:
Omg you left you petty destructive egg.

Me:
Bye then.

Me:
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