carykh: Hey kids!

carykh: Welcome back to the wonderful show's imaginary fun learning emporium-palooza extravaganza hour!

carykh: FOR KIDS!

*eight crayons (and one marker) leave a semi-toxic crayon box*

Midnight Light: Hello kids, I'm the colour red!

Midnight Light: And I brought my friends to teach you about them!

Midnight Light: They're the colours of all the things you see, and red is me, the colour of awesome things!

Midnight Light: Like hearts, and roses, and Mars.

Midnight Light: But most importantly...

Midnight Light: Love, love, love, love, love!
TheMightyMidge: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood!
(i thought blood was pink /j)

(HOORAY!)

Spicyman33: Hi, I'm orange, like mac and cheese.

Spicyman33: Let's name other orange things now, if you please!

Spicyman33: You got pumpkins, and tigers, and the desert sand!

Spicyman33: Monarch butterflies, all your orange friends!
TheMightyMidge: Prescription bottles.

Spicyman33: La-la-la-la-la...

Spicyman33: CHEESE!
TheMightyMidge: PILLS!
(i have never seen orange cheese)

(HOORAY!)

Spicyman33: What are you doing?

TheMightyMidge: What I was born to do.

Meester Tweester: As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun!

TheMightyMidge: JAUNDICE!

Meester Tweester: You can find it on a bus, or the rays of the sun!

TheMightyMidge: JAUNDICE.

Meester Tweester: If you ask me, yellow's number one!

TheMightyMidge: LIVER FAILURE.

Meester Tweester: If you like yellow, and sour, then try a lemon!

(JAUNDICE!)

Meester Tweester: DANG IT!
(jaundice)

Ping Pong Cup Shots: I once ate a bug that was the colour green, but the ER said it was a poisonous thing.

Ping Pong Cup Shots: So that explains why I threw up green, and inside that green, there were chunks of green.

Ping Pong Cup Shots: I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green!

(hooray!)

Crafty7: Why didn't you change that one?

TheMightyMidge: I like that verse.

Crafty7: The ocean is a place where many creatures live!
TheMightyMidge: NIGHTMARES.

Crafty7: It's the deep blue sea and-

TheMightyMidge: AND IT'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH!

TheMightyMidge: Especially if you were on Titanic, so let that sink in.

TheMightyMidge: PUN INTENDED.
(you're the leader of the pun resistance wtf)

(hooray!)

alexlion0511: Don't blow this for us man! Come on.

alexlion0511: Purple is the color of many pretty things, like a lilac-

*midge fucking yeets alex off the pillar*
(HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO BEST BOY-)

Almost Everyone: AHH!

(hooray!)

AN9K: I guess it's my turn, there are brown things like dirt...

AN9K: I can't remember the words.

AN9K: Please don't hurt... me-

*9K is also yeeted off the pillar*
(f)

Mike Ramsay: WHITE THINGS INCLUDE-

TheMightyMidge: All broken bones!

Mike Ramsay: AND DOVES AND PAPER-

TheMightyMidge: And rabies foam.

Mike Ramsay: THERE'S IVORY!

TheMightyMidge: Worth a lot of money.

TheMightyMidge: If you wanna buy some, then email me!

(hooray, hooray.)

TheMightyMidge: Black is the colour of emptiness.

TheMightyMidge: AND I FEEL IT IN MY SOUL, BECAUSE I'M AN EMOTIONAL MESS-

alexlion0511: AHH!
(he's back bitches)

*alex dropkicks midge off the pillar*

alexlion0511: Take care of the body, shove it up a kid's nose or something.

AN9K: BACK TO NORMAL!

(HOORAY!)