(nah jit trippin part 1 (and technically 2) out of however many parts i decide i want)

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Mike Ramsay: Ayy bro, you crazy for skipping school, you know your mom don't play that.

Ping Pong Cup Shots: Nah...

Ping Pong Cup Shots: I'm not even worried about her, she thinks I'm in class right now.

Ping Pong Cup Shots: But let's hit the supermarket real quick, those boosts just dropped!

Mike Ramsay: Well I need to get me vanilla ice cream- *realises that they were in front of Riley's Doggy Diner*

Ping Pong Cup Shots: Why are you just standing there? Let's go!

Mike Ramsay: Isn't that your mom right there?

(vine boom)

Mike Ramsay: Nah, he gonna get in trouble!

Ping Pong Cup Shots: That IS her! Mike, what are we gonna do?!

Mike Ramsay: Shit, that's not my mom, I don't gotta worry about it.

Ping Pong Cup Shots: Nah...

Riley: PUHPUCKS WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF SCHOOL?

(vine boom)

Mike Ramsay: Nah, PPCS got caught in 4K! HD!

Ping Pong Cup Shots: Oh! Our class is on a field trip right now.

Riley: Oh you're on a field trip? So where's the rest of your class?

Ping Pong Cup Shots: I don't know...

Ping Pong Cup Shots: Forever 21?

Riley: ...

Riley: Ping Pong Cup Shots.

Riley: ARE YOU SKIPPING SCHOOL?

Ping Pong Cup Shots: N-No, I'm on lunch break-

Riley: PPCS, DON'T PLAY WITH ME.

Mike Ramsay: Nah, she's getting loud!

Riley: PUHPUCKS YOU THINK YOU CAN SKIP SCHOOL, I'M GONNA WHOP YOU SO BAD.

Riley: AND SINCE YOU'RE HIS FRIEND, I'M WHOPPING YOUR ASS TOO.

Mike Ramsay: Nah, we're both gonna get whopped.

Ping Pong Cup Shots: At the same time!

Mike Ramsay: That's crazy!

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Tantusar: Alright class, today we'll be welcoming a new student into our class.

Tantusar: Everybody meet...

Tantusar: AN9K.

(silence)

TheMightyMidge: Nah, bro's ugly...

(insert intro to careless whisper)

Joseph Howard: ... *flustered*

alexlion0511: Nah, he's in love!

(record stratch)

Spicyman33: Hey hey hey! Joho, cut it out.

alexlion0511: Nah, Spicy's jealous!

Joseph Howard: Uhh, Tantusar said to welcome the new student.

Joseph Howard: Imma make him feel REAL welcome alright~

Spicyman33: UH, NO YOU WON'T.

Tantusar: But I literally said to-

TheMightyMidge: Uh, yeah, he kinda fucking did-

Tantusar: Midge get out.

alexlion0511: Nah, everyone's trippin!

Spicyman33: Joho, you are not to talk, look at, or even breathe the same air as the new student.

Spicyman33: You understand?

alexlion0511: Nah...

Joseph Howard: Whatever.

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(spicy being like a controlling gf fr)