carykh: How do magnets work? Respond in exactly nine words.

Midnight Light: Magnet. An obsessive girlfriend who can't get over fridge.

Meester Tweester: Opposites attract, similar repel, in short: Magnets are homophobic.

Yessoan: Bipolar horse shoes, bipolar horse shoes, bipolar horse shoes.

Joseph Howard: It like iron. It want iron. It get iron.

TheMightyMidge: What the fuck, why it pull? Fuck this shit.

Spicyman33: Magnets pull shit to them because of science, bitch!

Ping Pong Cup Shots: Magnets Are Groundbreaking Necessary Everyday Things I Can Swallow.

Tak Ajnin: It's like you're gluing metal things together, albeit temporarily.

Crafty7: Same poles, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!

GreenTree: Just a really intense game of tug of war.

Mike Ramsay: It's like the force, just almost exclusively with metal.

QwerbyKing: Pieces of metal, but with opinions about each other.

taopwnh6427: They attract opposites of their selves. Okay... buddy... pal...

some_nerd: Opposites attract, alikes repel, studying electrodynamics is living hell.

Riley: Magnets are just people who hate what they are...

fryUaj: Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very clingy.

alexlion0511: They protec, they attac, but most importantly, THEY ATTRAC.

xXBombs_AwayXx: Oh you fucker, you know I can't do that.

Juhmatok: Sometimes the metal attracts things, sometimes it goes "AÁÆeĒÏïïïœaÅÁ".

Hazel Cricket: Enemies to lovers trope, but it is mineral metal.

Tantusar: Opposites attract - if they're charged electrically - magnetized at poles.

AN9K: Identical sides have trust issues, opposites have seperation anxiety.

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(inspired by a Matt Rose video)
(title is: Describe how magnets work in exactly nine words)

no joke, while i was watching it, i thought "hey this sounds like a twow prompt" and then looked at the comments

ONE OF THEM LITERALLY MENTIONED TWOW ASKDFKDSHGA

so now this exists!