*generic sitcom music plays in the background - the camera zooms in on a house and- ykw fuck it i'm not typing out the intro*
*the family is on the couch, watching the news because they're bored - except for Tak, wonder where he is...*
*Alex is sat in the middle, his legs swinging in the air as he hugs his Marker plush*
*Yessoan is the news reporter, talking about an IKEA*
Yessoan: Recently, a lot of controversies have been going around about a certain IKEA, claiming that several children have gotten lost in its halls.
[carykh: Hey, that reminds me of something...]
[Tantusar: Are you gonna talk about Nerd getting a part-time at an IKEA or about SCP-3008?]
[carykh: ...Nerd getting a part-time, but I was thinking SCP-3008 as well.]
[Tantusar: Called it.]
Yessoan: However, today marks the first time any proof of these claims has been found, which was a recording that lasted almost two whole days.
Yessoan: We have here today the founder of this recording, as we are yet to watch the full thing.
*Spicy suddenly pauses the TV*
Spicyman33: Really? You guys didn't even watch it? And you call yourselves professionals...
[Tantusar: He's right, these guys just want to hop on the bandwagon as soon as possible.]
[carykh: Talk about efficiency! It sucks.]
Crafty7: *laughing a bit* Honey... it's nearly two days long. Nobody has time to watch all of that.
*Crafty spots Alex fidgeting a lot, clutching his plush tightly*
Crafty7: Hey, kiddo... you alright?
alexlion0511: I- Yeah...
*the three of them look back to the TV, as Spicy lets it play again*
*it zooms out to Yessoan in front of a couch, which Nerd is sat on, holding a camera*
Yessoan: So, Miss... what's your name again?
some_nerd: It's some_nerd, but most just call me Nerd.
[Tantusar and carykh: WAIT, OH MY GOD-]
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[Tantusar: Alright, let's get back to narrating this.]
[carykh: HOLD ON, LEMME FINISH UP TEXTING HER-]
[Tantusar: Heh, alright then, Cary.]
Yessoan: Okay... Miss Nerd, where did you find this camera?
some_nerd: Underneath a till. From what I saw, a young boy must've gotten lost, and at the end made a run for it out of the IKEA.
Yessoan: You actually watched the whole thing?
some_nerd: No, I skipped ahead a few bits.
Yessoan: ...Have you heard about any other stories of kids going missing in this IKEA?
some_nerd: Yes, but this is the first time there's been actual proof. But I haven't heard about any story that would line up with this one, though...
Yessoan: Hang on... what day did it say it was recorded on?
some_nerd: Think it was... June 11th.
*Crafty pauses it this time*
Crafty7: Hey, wasn't that when we left for a couple days, leaving Tak to take care of Alex?
Spicyman33: Yeah... why'd you ask?
Crafty7: I dunno, but it feels strange that it was during that time...
*Alex grows even more reclusive, shaking ever so slightly*
*Crafty unpauses it*
Yessoan: Did the recording give you any clues as to who recorded it?
some_nerd: Why do you want to know that? The kid might want to stay anonymous... this seemed traumatic, he even began crying in the bathroom...
Yessoan: I get that... what did the beginning say?
some_nerd: Something about his older brother and his friend running off to buy spraypaint together, leaving him all alone...
Yessoan: ...See, this is why you need to keep an eye on young children.
[carykh: A nice moral to the story! But man, I hope that child's okay...]
[Tantusar: STILL shocked that Nerd managed to get on the news. And proud, that's my girl!]
[carykh: I KNOW, RIGHT?!]
*Spicy pauses the TV*
Spicyman33: Okay, THAT I can get behind. You don't even want to know how many times I've had to tell Tak to keep a better eye on you, Alex... Alex?
*Alex is crying - his dads immediately start telling him things are okay*
Crafty7: I- Wait... Alex... was... was the kid yo-
alexlion0511: *silently nods before breaking down again* I just- I WAS SO SCARED! I-I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK, NEVER, NEVER!
*Crafty hugs Alex, whispering that he'll never abandon him anywhere as Spicy gets up, SUPER pissed*
Spicyman33: OH, I SWEAR, WHEN TAK GETS BACK, I'M FUCKING GROUNDING THAT SON OF A BITCH.
[Tantusar: Spicy may not have realized this, but he just insulted himself.]
Spicyman33: Alex, you just won the rights to choose what's for dinner for the next two days.
alexlion0511: *wiping tears* R-Really, dad?
Spicyman33: Yeah...
alexlion0511: Thanks... can we have McDonald's?
*Crafty laughs, as Spicy pulls out his phone*
Spicyman33: Sure, kiddo, why not.
Crafty7: Just don't spend too much, I'd like to have an above-average credit score...
[carykh: I forgot that they're having to use Crafty's credit card for everything now, because of Tak.]
- - -
*cuts to an ikea, Alex is walking through it*
[carykh: OMG, IT'S A FLASHBACK!]
[Tantusar: Traumatic flashback, but yeah.]
[carykh: Oh... damn...]
alexlion0511: *clutching a plush* Hello? Tak? Midge? Hello? You two anywhere...? Hey... this isn't funny...
*Alex keeps walking, past several boxes containing cameras*
alexlion0511: No... *looks at the plush* Marker... will I ever escape...?
*silence*
alexlion0511: No... no, no, no, no, no... *starts crying* please... save me.
[carykh: ...Alex...]
alexlion0511: Hmm? A... camera...? Maybe... maybe I should try recording this... what do you think... Marker?
*silence*
[Tantusar: Two whole days... the poor guy. I just don't know why Tak didn't seem to care...]
[carykh: Honestly, him and Midge probably forgot that Alex was there...]
[Tantusar: That doesn't explain the two days! Wouldn't Tak have at least realized Alex wasn't home?!]
[carykh: ...You have a point.]
[Tantusar: I always do.]
[carykh: Heh, I missed that part of you most...]
alexlion0511: Hey... I'm Alex... I've been lost in this IKEA for about an hour now... I'm trying to find my brother... our parents went out for about three days... I don't know where he went.
alexlion0511: But I have Marker... it'll be alright... I hope. I-I don't want to die here...
[carykh: You weren't going to die there...]
- - -
*cut back to now, this time with Midge and Tak out spraypainting underneath a bridge*
[Tantusar: I- Midge, why.]
[carykh: Aww, so cute!]
TheMightyMidge: GET FUCKED, NOBODY INSULTS THE QUEEN!
[Tantusar: Fuck, he's British.]
Tak Ajnin: Are you- STOP DRAWING THOSE ON THE GODDAMN WALLS!
TheMightyMidge: WHY NOT?!
Tak Ajnin: YOU'VE ALREADY DRAWN LIKE A HUNDRED!
TheMightyMidge: ...Actually yeah, maybe I should spice this up a bit.
*Midge proceeds to give what he drew a cowboy hat*
Tak Ajnin: ...
Tak Ajnin: Not like that, but okay.
[carykh: Oh my god... HOW HAVE THEY NOT BEEN ARRESTED YET?!]
[Tantusar: They have, actually. Midge just keeps threatening the police to leave them both alone.]
[carykh: Eh, I guess that makes sense.]
*Tak's phone suddenly starts ringing*
TheMightyMidge: OH, MOTHERFUCKER-
Tak Ajnin: Shhhhhhh! It's my dads, you know they'll be mad if they caught us hanging out again...
TheMightyMidge: Man, fuck them! Why worry about them when you're here with me right now?
Tak Ajnin: ...Look, just- keep quiet, okay?
TheMightyMidge: Fine...
*Tak answers*
(Tak Ajnin: Hey... what is it?)
(Crafty7: Oh, nothing bad, just wanting to let you know that we're gonna have McDonald's for dinner. You cool with that?)
(Tak Ajnin: Yeah... I don't mind...)
(Crafty7: Okay, great! But when you come home, can we talk? It's about something important.)
(Tak Ajnin: I- O-Okay...)
(Crafty7: Alright, I won't interrupt you and your friends any longer. Bye!)
(Tak Ajnin: Bye...)
*Tak hangs up, seeming worried*
[carykh: OOH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE-]
[Tantusar: Haha! But in all seriousness, I'm wondering if this might shine a light as to how he could've forgotten about Alex...]
[carykh: ...Right, the IKEA thing.]
TheMightyMidge: Tak? Are you good?
Tak Ajnin: ...
TheMightyMidge: It's about the "important thing", isn't it?
Tak Ajnin: Yeah... do you think they found out about-
TheMightyMidge: I don't know... just know it wasn't your fault, alright?
Tak Ajnin: ...
Tak Ajnin: Then who's fault was it...?
TheMightyMidge: ...I don't fucking know, but it certainly wasn't yours.
[Tantusar: This feels like oddly threatening comfort.]
[carykh: I was about to say that!]
TheMightyMidge: But look, if you're that worried about it... then I'm sure I could get my mums to let you stay for as long as you want.
Tak Ajnin: Heh, thanks... anyways we should probably leave now before we get arrested-
[Tantusar: Or Midge can just threaten the police.]
[carykh: Or Midge can just- wait a minute, I PRINTED OUT YOUR SCRIPT!]
[Tantusar: Oh goddamnit Cary I SAVED THIS IS AS "MY SCRIPT", HOW?!]
[carykh: I DON'T KNOW!]
[Tantusar: THAT'S IT, CUT-]
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